Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

It will absolutely be his teeth that do him in. He has active rot and infection within close vicinity of his brain. [Medical PL: I knew a moron who also put off teeth issues and an abscess took him out. Considering the resources he had compared to what Cobra probably has, I figured it as a late stage failure to thrive death.]

Clint wants to go on about how he loves his autistic boy, etc. Well he needs to get a vet team in the trailer to tranq dart Cobes, hog tie him, and get his teeth attended to. That close up of his mouth in his coffee monster drink combo was fucking shocking. He's obviously having pain, seems like he got a little more of the ice cream in his second sip with his hands bracing on the counter and the change in his voice. Was apparent ice cream cold hit some exposed root to me.
That's probably exactly what happened. His teeth have more holes in them than swiss cheese, and I'm wondering at this point how long it'll be till he starts yanking them out on camera (that is, if they don't break off from the rotten points first.)
 
Fucking hell thats an old picture? How much worse have they gotten since then. How was Jessice able to tongue a mouth with rotten teeth and tasting of dental infection? Maybe thats just the power of a bogwitch like her.
I know seizurerobot mentioned in his 2024 new years stream that Josh might die this year if he's teeth don't get attended to. Im really thinking that could happen, you can't keep chugging along with teeth that bad, its amazing he can even eat
I don't have my medical text book with me but basically, gums get infected, infection gets into bloodstream, that jaw is close to the brain. You are all sorts of fucked.
 
His teeth have more holes in them than swiss cheese
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The Swiss cheese model of boglimification.
 
Josh might die this year if he's teeth don't get attended to. Im really thinking that could happen, you can't keep chugging along with teeth that bad, its amazing he can even eat
An innumerable amount of things could happen with these teeth. Sepsis is most common, Josh has a fair chance of dying of that, it's not uncommon for people to die in the hospital from sepsis and it can be caused by something as dumb as an untreated tooth infection. In his case there are multiple infections at once and his organs have taken a battering so septic shock could easily kill off a lung or his liver. I'd put money on sepsis or maybe a clot from the bacteria moving through his blood stream, it might cause endocarditis. I'd be surprised if his heart could take the hit.

It's hard to tell what'll happen because medicine isn't like House M.D, the body has a way of doing whatever the fuck it wants sometimes. He might die this year from related problems or he just might be in pain for years, all the teeth will rot out and he'll just live with rotted stumps doing drink combos until he's 62, happy as a clam. Some people just fill their body with garbage and cancer and live until the age of 102, other people smoke for a year and get cancer.

Clint should just have them all pulled. Extractions are covered on his Super Secret Dumbass Income and surely the life of his bog child is important enough to tolerate Josh's toddler fit.

I don't have my medical text book with me but basically, gums get infected, infection gets into bloodstream, that jaw is close to the brain. You are all sorts of fucked.
Osteomyelitis.
 
What I find weird is that he isn't in more pain, or generally in much worse health relative to his lifestyle. From the state of his teeth in the latest close up alone, he should have been cringing after every pinwheel bite, but instead just perfomed his usual routine of "hell yesh yootoob, this ain't half bad let me tell ya". Drinking anything alcoholic should be torture as well, but I digress.
Could this be a case of the famously high pain tolerance of autistics? He doesn't seem to be on painkillers, unless of course you count booze and duster.
His nerve endings might very well be dead already. I had a dental abscess once that required a root canal and it was the worst pain I ever experienced. Shooting pain into my entire face and skull. But at some point the pain vanished and my dentist explained that an abscess can restrict blood flow to the nerves attached to the tooth and without oxygen they die. It's evident he feels some pain and sensitivity to foods when eating but it's likely those are the last few functioning nerves left in his mouth.
 
It's ok. He's thawed out and is just taking his time working his way towards Cobra's trailer. He knows where it is and the terrarium is there waiting. Just gotta wait patiently, toobz.
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It makes me sad knowing Josh probably set up the terrarium in his new place, took a few seconds to look at it, sighed and walked away.
 
It makes me sad knowing Josh probably set up the terrarium in his new place, took a few seconds to look at it, sighed and walked away.
And then he lied to himself about Puff still being alive for the millionth time, if he even believes his own bullshit anymore. I think he still does to some extent.
 
I know next to nothing about King Cobes, I have not read anything about him the only place I know him from is from the MATI streams. I will probably never post in this thread after this comment unless he fucks his mom or calls someone baby dick sucker.

That being said, as an avid supporter of big tobacco I would be reminded if I did not say that he has a high quality tobacco pipe, it is fat and I would smoke it
 
you were supposed to hunt sickos not become one
From my point of view Ozzy is evil!

That being said, as an avid supporter of big tobacco I would be reminded if I did not say that he has a high quality tobacco pipe, it is fat and I would smoke it
Nothing wrong with stopping by to state truths about the King.
 
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