Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Ponzo said:
A trole posted this on facebook but authenticity can not be verified unless he confirms it in a video
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His [for now] hot goth granny recently streamed on Cam4 and managed to get her 10+ year old Cam4 account terminated. Before doing so, a trole bought a membership to her Cam4 nudes and shared it with the world
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'll take the chance and say there's a 75% chance it's legit. Just based on circumstances and it not saying anything that seems out of character. Maybe a little too much with the "hate pedophiles" but still not too weird to expect him to repeat it.

Sounds like shirtless sassy Cobra from after one of the Grindr visits.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's talk to text, it's formatted entirely by Siri. This is a well known Cobraism, not sure why this has so many people confused. Speak that phrase into your phone and it'll type it up the exact same way, comma and all.
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It's fake. That guy (an empty troll profile) did that a few times in the shitposting FB group.
People are annoyed. It's "ironic" or whatever. Def fake.
He even admits to it.
See the SS @Rotogravure posted above.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
not sure why this has so many people confused
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It’s just really out of left field compared to how he normally replies to trolls.
When people were impersonating the Door Dasher that Jessica was flirting with and sending random screenshots of her scalp, implying she blew him, all Josh could muster up was “Wow troll that’s fake you really had to send old pics of her cam videos to try and troll me. I own you” not “Kill yourself and let me watch”

edit; Low res screenshots from JM video
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lottalove said:
It's fake. That guy (an empty troll profile) did that a few times in the shitposting FB group.
People are annoyed. It's "ironic" or whatever. Def fake.
He even admits to it.
See the SS @Rotogravure posted above.
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I see the screenshot, but I can't see where he admitted to it being fake, I don't have FB to follow the link.
GentleGenosha said:
It’s just really out of left field compared to how he normally replies to trolls.
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It really isn't though, in your one example you can see when he uses Talk-to-text it's a perfectly spelled, punctuated, and formatted reply.
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The content of the message (OP) is very similar to things cobra has said many times. In your example he's switching from talk-to-text and typing, sometimes Siri can't understand him which is why he has smashed 12+ phones, and he types. There's many screenshots of Cobra's texts and this always happens, people say it's fake because it's spelled properly... because he uses talk-to-text. So I can't discount it on that alone. He has told trolls to kill themselves before, so he can watch. He has referred to him and Jessica as an "item", and he has repeated everything else in that text a million times before. The only suspicious thing is that they "broke up", but they've already done that 2 or 3 times previously, so it's not that far fetched. If it's a fake text it's a really boring uninteresting one to fake, there's nothing very unusual about it. He's baiting Cobra with the "jessica said you like children", now if text said "Fuck Jessica, I told her that in confidence" I would discount it immiedately, but it doesn't, it has him denying being a paedo like the 9 billion other text messages that people have posted calling him a paedo.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I see the screenshot, but I can't see where he admitted to it being fake, I don't have FB to follow the link.

It really isn't though, in your one example you can see when he uses Talk-to-text it's a perfectly spelled, punctuated, and formatted reply.
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The content of the message (OP) is very similar to things cobra has said many times. In your example he's switching from talk-to-text and typing, sometimes Siri can't understand him which is why he has smashed 12+ phones, and he types. There's many screenshots of Cobra's texts and this always happens, people say it's fake because it's spelled properly... because he uses talk-to-text. So I can't discount it on that alone. He has told trolls to kill themselves before, so he can watch. He has referred to him and Jessica as an "item", and he has repeated everything else in that text a million times before. The only suspicious thing is that they "broke up", but they've already done that 2 or 3 times previously, so it's not that far fetched. If it's a fake text it's a really boring uninteresting one to fake, there's nothing very unusual about it. He's baiting Cobra with the "jessica said you like children", now if text said "Fuck Jessica, I told her that in confidence" I would discount it immiedately, but it doesn't, it has him denying being a paedo like the 9 billion other text messages that people have posted calling him a paedo.
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Tbh I think it's just old not fake. I'm pretty sure it was during their one day breakup period because I'm almost positive i seen that text in the alog discord and the person who sent it was in there.
 
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Quincy Mcdaniels said:
Did you guys ever see the cobraisms from the defunct cobrapedia? I hope this isnt old news. I remember seizure said he was looking for an archived copy.
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God I miss the old Cobrapedia. Ironically, they were calling Josh boring all the way back in late 2021.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
He doesn’t go outside, he doesn’t stream, he barely uploads.
what the fuck does he do all day?
Fuck. I’M SICK OF IIIIIIITT!!!!
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Some confirmed visitors went on the subreddit and answered this question a long while ago:

He is doing the same shit he’s doing when the camera is on. He’s just sitting there, yelling his opinions at the computer and getting wasted. The only difference is that when he wants furiously beat his penis, he tells us we’ll catch him later. He does not do that when the camera is off, he just seamlessly transitions from tranny libertarians to lesbian gangbangs. His pants hit the ground and his dick is in his hand at mach 4 speeds.

This man makes it very very public that he is a vigorous masturbater and the reactions from some people who hear that never cease to make me laugh.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
It seems like it's over cool cobras, Cobes doesn't care about entertaining his fans anymore *sigh*
Gone are the days he was enthusiastic to stream and become a "youtube celebrity"
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I'm glad I was here for the ride. No matter who I watch, there will always be a cobra-shaped hole in my heart.
One thing is for certain: Cobra was most certainly MDTWU in his prime.
 
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Here is the main issue right now which is killing the Cobraverse: Cobes main motivation to stream is to get booze money. Paypigs fuck this up by giving him money to do nothing. So he just buys booze with the paypiggy money and drinks if off stream because why wouldn't he? No cop calls, no bags of ice, no EMT's. I honestly don't have a solution for this. There is no real way to stop it. We basically have no option but to wait for him to be desperate enough for money he's willing to go live. In many ways the paypigs are just as bad as the alogs. They don't put Josh in harms way but they kill his content.
 
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You know, if him and his Evil Dark Soulmate are falling apart, it might be he is a little depressed. I know he didn't exactly dream of Jessica, but she is a living real woman who let him have his penis in her. On more than one occasion. In the last 5 or so years, that's way more than any other woman. Other than her meltdowns, she did just hang with him and I bet on some level it was nice for him to not have to rattle around on his own all the time.

Perhaps the boy has had the wind knocked out of his sails. Add in the eviction, him struggling with new environments. Plus he had to stay with his parents again, I bet plenty was said to him about the way he acts and how his very body is falling apart.

You know, the more you think about it, his drug problems which include addiction and not being able to always service that addiction. The fucking teeth issue, that's got to bring you down when everytime you eat or drink, and I bet at this point fucking breathing too quickly or cold air can set his teeth off. It's no surprise he is depressed and not giving a shit about his "fans". Those same people spamming him that he is a pedo, fucks dead siblings etc etc.
 
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I came across this when looking for pure concentrated cringe on YouTube and I gotta say. Watching this and how painful it was really gave me a new appreciation for Josh’s Shon and Saunders’ bit. one of his very few accomplishments is that his ventriloquist routine is better than that of a nervous teenage girl with serious stage fright. So he’s got that going for him
 
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ResignedCustodes said:
Let him ferment, enjoy other cows. The dark lord has always been a slow burn, we'll soon go from 'It's so over' to 'We're so back Cobros'.

Like clockwork.
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I just don't think that's going to happen this time for a number of reasons. I'll try my best to be brief.

He's lost his motivation. He ended his 6 year dry spell. He got his 100 thousand subscribers on YouTube. He defeated the reddit. Money is no longer an issue. He's depressed. He's lonely. Booze has gotten the better of him.

Any drive he had is gone with the wind. In his mind he has accomplished every goal he set out to achieve. He has nothing left to drive him.

I can only think of a lyric from the song Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot to close this out.
"Sometimes I think it's a sin. When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again."
 
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ResignedCustodes said:
Let him ferment, enjoy other cows. The dark lord has always been a slow burn, we'll soon go from 'It's so over' to 'We're so back Cobros'.

Like clockwork.
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People got spoiled by the last year of content. Either that or they haven't been watching since the beginning. Long stretches of zero content has always been par for the course, you gotta give the boy time to cook in the oven.
 
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