Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Xavier Ravenblood said:
Who would win in a UFC match to the death bros?

In the red corner, /ourguy/ the latest and greatest, he can eat a beercan with his numb maxilla and mandible alone. He has the finger dexterity of a cat, the strength to move into a trailer within days, and the charisma to pull sexy goth bad girls who clean his kitchen for free and bitch about it the entire time. KING COOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA:
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
In the blue corner, you know him well- or should we say her? He has maybe 5 inches of height and 8 inches of reach on our gothic kino cowboy. His art skills and ability to get banned from any one single event has us on our toes. You might say he's a motherfucker of an opponent- gamestop's unstoppable. The cops can't stop this man. He's unstoppable and unrattable by the simple fact that you believe that the rats adopted you, however he was born into the rats, molded by it, he didn't see the light until he was a man, he's a man of god and could possibly be god. He may simply will you death.

Make some noise for CHRISTIAN.. WESTON.. CHANDLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:
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damn bro if you gonna be tarded at least thumbnail your 8K Ultra Cum HD images
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
Aka he is terrified of Jessica and unless she comes over and allows him to go live he is way to SHY to ever admit it. Sad
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...For any cobros who are worried about if she's coming over: she flashed that folder she always brings last night, and immediately ended her stream.
Why would she end the stream? Why would she have the folder? She doesn't normally have anything with her in the streams, so...
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
He sounds utterly demoralized.
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I think it's because of NAL.
I think he knows she's coming.
 
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Rowman6969 said:
hey guys, i just found this on my PS4 youtube app, I can see what cobes has subscribed to. Has anyone found this before? He`s subbed to mainly belltowers, weed bullshit, metal/any music made by a woman, cooking channels, guntubers and hilariously, a bunch of try-on onlyfans hoe channels. He has a type: aryan blonde skinny women with bad plastic surgury. Lemme know if you guys want more screenshots, i can only seem to see this shit on my console
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Yeah this isn’t new. You can see it on other devices as well. It is funny to check from time to time, as he’s constantly adding new stuff.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
...For any cobros who are worried about if she's coming over: she flashed that folder she always brings last night, and immediately ended her stream.
Why would she end the stream? Why would she have the folder? She doesn't normally have anything with her in the streams, so...
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I think it's because of NAL.
I think he knows she's coming.
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There's a community post on that Jessica Messica channel that is saying NAL is going there in August. I guess she flashed a paper (maybe that same folder) last week and it had a date on it. August 19th if I remember correctly. She says she has proof she waiting to get an okay to post. But, she is always buying into whatever rumor she hears. So we'll see I guess.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
There's a community post on that Jessica Messica channel that is saying NAL is going there in August. I guess she flashed a paper (maybe that same folder) last week and it had a date on it. August 19th if I remember correctly. She says she has proof she waiting to get an okay to post. But, she is always buying into whatever rumor she hears. So we'll see I guess.
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So, there's a reason she believes that that's the date, and she explained it.
NAL said her and her friend had been looking at flight dates, because her friend showed her a cheap ticket site. Tickets were cheapest in August, and the date NAL showed was August 19th.

I like JM, so I know I've got a bias to believe her, but no-one knows NAL better than her.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
...For any cobros who are worried about if she's coming over: she flashed that folder she always brings last night, and immediately ended her stream.
Why would she end the stream? Why would she have the folder? She doesn't normally have anything with her in the streams, so...
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I think it's because of NAL.
I think he knows she's coming.
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We need a kiwi with a big truck to hook up to cobes' trailer and get him the hell out of there! #boglimrescue
 
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