Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

ibeatmywife said:
I didn't see it mentioned here but looks like homeboy Aaron was arrested for drunk driving
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Is Darf the only homeboy Josh has ever had that hasn't been arrested? Scotty has, Warlord has, Homeboy Rasta Jeremy has, I feel like Couch Chris has, there is no way a sicko like Scrapper Steve doesn't have a criminal record who else?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Is Darf the only homeboy Josh has ever had that hasn't been arrested? Scotty has, Warlord has, Homeboy Rasta Jeremy has, I feel like Couch Chris has, there is no way a sicko like Scrapper Steve doesn't have a criminal record who else?
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As a matter of fact, Couch Chris has! It was for failure to appear in court, the weakest crime possible. Has Alex Anderson? I forget.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Doesn't darf beat his kids? Could have swore there was a video of him streaming himself gaming and stepping off camera and you can here him screaming at his kids and them crying.
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he was yelling at them, and he screams at them a lot, so it would make sense he would beat them. however, I have no proof he does.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
If they arrest Dwarfiny how will they get their hands on those thin mints or caramel delights?
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god, that still annoys me. instead of giving money to his family, he spends it on fuckin' cops who get a shit ton of free shit.
somewhat of a PL:I have a shit ton of cops in my family, and they brag about how they never had to get food/shop for food since dumb fucks drops off meals for them all the time. let them homeless starve and let the cops get fatter Darf should have gave that food to some doctors or nurses since most of them never get a chance to eat during work and they will more likely take better care of him once he gets that stroke from being such fatty for life.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Doesn't darf beat his kids? Could have swore there was a video of him streaming himself gaming and stepping off camera and you can here him screaming at his kids and them crying.
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Darf yelled at his kids during a stream years ago and that was turned into him beating his kids by the subreddit.
 
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I've always had the impression that Darf was the only good homeboy in the CobraVerse.
Call it retarded, misplaced or whatever. But it always bugged me that Cobes begged so hard for troles and fans to donate to the Facebook fundraiser Ellen chose for her birthday post in hopes it'd get him laid. But as far as I'm aware never said or did anything similar to help Darf while he was openly struggling with medical debts after an emergency appendectomy.
The only homeboy that's included Cobes in his own hobbies, hasn't done him any wrong, taken advantage of him or led him on. Plus he gave us the Budweiser challenge which is easily in the top 5 Cobra disaster pieces for me.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I've always had the impression that Darf was the only good homeboy in the CobraVerse.
Call it retarded, misplaced or whatever. But it always bugged me that Cobes begged so hard for troles and fans to donate to the Facebook fundraiser Ellen chose for her birthday post in hopes it'd get him laid. But as far as I'm aware never said or did anything similar to help Darf while he was openly struggling with medical debts after an emergency appendectomy.
The only homeboy that's included Cobes in his own hobbies, hasn't done him any wrong, taken advantage of him or led him on. Plus he gave us the Budweiser challenge which is easily in the top 5 Cobra disaster pieces for me.
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"They even chilled it for us," I miss Darf.
 
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Potion_Time said:
Why is it that everybody who tries to involve themselves in the cobraverse is a piece of shit? Why can't just one boglimite rise above and be a decent human being? Maybe Mr Green is the best we will ever get?
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Casper just has a large enough white trash underclass and Cobra loves slumming it up with them. Mr Green was kind of an IRL buddy-troll and it's sad that's the best Cobes can get in person. He was subtly fucking with the boy the entire time he was there.
 
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