Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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niggers said:
Even if cobra says 'that's it, we're through dood, fuck awf', there's a nonzero chance she flies out anyway and shows up at his door squealing 'jawshhhhhyyyyy'.

I don't want this to happen, because it would be awful for cobes. I do want this to happen, because it might be funny and might get this bitch castle doctrine'd into the dirt or locked up for DV.
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This is like turning into the Sid and Nancy of lolcows. Hope it doesn't end that way too.
dramamine said:
he is so fucking done with her, finally.
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Hope so. Could easily see some ween paying her to go out there when she wakes up sober and forgets she even had this freakout.
 
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Agares said:
He was going to get sick of her shit eventually. Even when they weren't together, all the constant calling, jealousy and attempts at manipulation would've gotten old real quick.
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I get the feeling his tard-wranglers finally looked into Jessica and realised just how bad she is and made a point of pushing him into dumping her.
 
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ADHD said:
I feel so bad for him right now. He might not want or need drama with her, but he's going to get it. She's not going to let this go.
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That's the real truth, she won't let this go and no doubt she'll turn stalker-y and shit toward him until she finds another retard who'll pay attention to her, I imagine there's probably someone trying to line up on her, whether that's a troll or just some desperate dude we'll find out.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
They've been pushing for weeks. Or did you mean nipplesaurus?
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TBQH, I hadn't been following Cobes as closely as usual since the Skittle mead video due to how boring he'd become. I had got told about this from a certain retard on the forum and decided to look into it.
 
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