Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Large Marge]

HELL YEAH COBES!!!! KNOW YOUR WORTH, KING!!!!

a part of me was always worried him and nal would fall into this terminal codependency and he would lose the backbone to break up with her. i should've known better

 

[el bandito loco]

I think that sudden realization that he was finally free was the biggest shock to his system he's ever had. Not getting kicked out of either apartment, not getting thrown in the drunk tank, not losing Puff but getting rid of that awful hag. He did it the right way too, block the bitch on everything and never talk to her again. I guess years of dealing with the trolls have taught him how to get rid of people when he needs to. That and Warlord wherever he may be.

he had me in absolute tears when he went from talking about how she's a drunk bitch, to that SHE'S MENTALLY INSANE, then hypes himself up with a "maybe she should take it easy on Josh if she wants to keep this guy around", I could find a 10000x hotter chick and then followed it up with sounds like Jessica's transphobic and needs to be cancelled. I was like jesus christ he's out here hitting grand slams.

it's good honestly for a long time I've wished something would happen that would sort of jumpstart Josh somewhat. it probably won't last, but he needed some kind of swift kick in the ass to pull him out of the long boring funk he's been in a long time. he'll be back to his old boring self in a week but for now, it's good.

 

[crayolasword]

How soon till Clint puts Jessica in a group home and we get that arc?

 

[AnOminous]

For all of her repeated claims of Josh choking her twice, hard enough that she thought she was gonna die, these screencaps are from 3 days after her birthday.
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Fuckin cunt looks like R63 Nosferatu.

 

[el bandito loco]

"No one will ever love her the way I tried." That's actually a pretty profound statement, the boy has more maturity than his presentation lets on.

yeah that was a straight up hard ass thing to say.

 

[semitooth]

Aren't crazy whores supposed to be the most exotic, dangerous lay known to man?

presuming they don't look like a complete swamp hag

 

[Sugriva]

For all of her repeated claims of Josh choking her twice, hard enough that she thought she was gonna die, these screencaps are from 3 days after her birthday.
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Look at that tree trunk neck. I'm not sure Cobes could even get his hands around it to choke her.

 

[AnOminous]

Look at that tree trunk neck. I'm not sure Cobes could even get his hands around it to choke her.

Bitch has a neck like a fucking fire hydrant.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Jessica was just saying on stream that Josh would make her watch Ozzy concerts claiming that Ozzy shouted him out on stage and would replay the same part of the concert over and over again while making this claim. Jessica said there was no shoutout but he would just sit there playing it over and over talking about how big of a fan Ozzy was of him.

He’s legitimately done that on discord calls before it’s fucking hilarious

 

[el bandito loco]

it also was hysterical in the end of the video where he basically said she was ugly and he could barely stomach fucking her lol "people would criticize the way Jessica looks, I didn't care if she wasn't the prettiest I was trying my fucking best god damn it!"

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Maybe we'll get a panel with Courtney where she can ask questions he's now willing to answer.

Boy is MAD! Let it all out boy!

Hopefully this is distracting enough for Bog Chron to not set a heap of weens onto Liquid Cobra.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Hopefully this is distracting enough for Bog Chron to not set a heap of weens onto Liquid Cobra.

Circle of protection around liquid Cobes. So mote it be.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Here’s hoping the king finds a woman worthy of him. Here’s to you cobies, may the next pussy smell like Shake Shack

 

[JunkMan.exe]

My boy Cobes knows his value, he's not settling for a lesser.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

ExQueenCobraJAB has been banned from Twitch mid-rant, likely due to comments about Blair White.

 

['Ole Dente]

I liked how cognitive the boy seemed in his Im single video. I'm always saying cobes has more self awareness than people let on. he's retarded but he's not completely mentally gone. he's just an idiot. I haven't seen what she was doing or saying (still going through the prior posts in the thread) but he bodied her ass lol

This is because Cobra is now talking about something happening in life, something he knows and understands, which is part of the reason why people watched him to begin with. Since Cobra spends most of his time talking about shit he doesn't understand and he does nothing in his life worth talking about, he sounds like a retard. Simple actions, simple thoughts, simple events, simple sentences.

 

[anliteralidiot]

btw she doesn't believe he's broke up with her, because he didn't "communicate with her."
I don't think she's seen the video yet, either, so there's more lulz to be had.

 

[el bandito loco]

btw she doesn't believe he's broke up with her, because he didn't "communicate with her."
I don't think she's seen the video yet, either, so there's more lulz to be had.

I can't wait for her to see him call her a cunt a bunch of times on video lmao

 

[Galeocerdo]

ExQueenCobraJAB has been banned from Twitch mid-rant, likely due to comments about Blair White.

Hahahahaha, That's fucking hilarious. Watch her melt down worse over losing her "Blossoming Twitch Career" and how "The Cobra-fans false flagged the stream to get me silenced!".. God bless this stupid bitch she's amazing content on her own
Side Note: What do you think this bogwitch will call herself now? Will she keep the moniker of "Queen Cobra" or?

 

[anliteralidiot]

she's unbanned lol