Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[NaggotFigger]

The Cobes magic is real. The grand return of the single sexy goth bad boy Cobes has begin. He has single-handedly defeated the bog witch and prove that he is truly the KingCobra of all time.

Total Cobes Victory, Total Bog Hag Losses. Praise Cobras’ Magic.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Imagine being a woman getting publicly dumped by KingCobraJFS. How do you not end it all?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This feature deserved the confetti.

 

[RetardedHunter]

Cobra is yet again owning the TROOLS that are ruining his life because he is autistic. Cheers King throw Mesicia’s Wendy’s pussy back in the trash where it belongs!

 

[Humble Architect]

Good, we didn’t have to form an adventuring party to brave the Hag’s Den and free Cobra from Auntie Ethel

 

[NaggotFigger]

Imagine being a woman getting publicly dumped by KingCobraJFS. How do you not end it all?

In the case of the bog witch, they would be in severe rejection that they have no money to leech over or brag about their spending on Cobes’ welfare. Getting dumped by Cobes is a serious slap back to reality knowing you would never be able to leech and mock about Cobes’ current condition and his spending.
The swamp is free from the Hag’s curse, and she would not do anything to the Boglim aside from chimping out about the breakup.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Someone's gonna be pissing in boxes all alone now. The bog witch is taking it relatively well so far. I don't know how long it will take for her to fully meltdown. Crazy like that doesn't go gently into the night.

 

[Giant Machine]

Cobes slaying pussy for 2-3 hours at a time. What a Chad.

 

[LemonParty]

Spoiler: Archive of "Im single"

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"Oh because I stand up for trans rights she's going to make fun of me for that too, because she's mad. Sounds like Jessica is transphobic and needs to get canceled" - CobraJFS

Cobra you sure are counter culture; standing up for trans rights with the likes of Nike, Pepsi, CNN, Disney, etc.

The bitch may be bat shit insane but Cobra isn't judging her from an Ivory Tower.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm Glad the subreddit is no longer around. They'd probably try to spin it to where she's a victim in all this and Cobes is somehow equal to Weinstein or some shit.

 

[JaneThough]

When does Methica come out in her revenge dress ala Princess Di? This IS the break up of the century here. Is LN the Camilla?

 

[Zashaiba]

TOTAL DARK LORD VICTORY

 

[anliteralidiot]

The bitch may be bat shit insane but Cobra isn't judging her from an Ivory Tower.

If you spend long enough learning about her, you'll learn that he is. He really is.

It's an ebony and emerald clocktower, but it's still a tower over her.

 

[Fire Marshal Bill]

I'm Glad the subreddit is no longer around. They'd probably try to spin it to where she's a victim in all this and Cobes is somehow equal to Weinstein or some shit.

The Cobra subreddit was pretty deranged, but that's fairly typical for reddit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Let's hope he sticks to it.

 

[whogoesthere]

standing up for trans rights with the likes

He only said that because he likes to wank off to Blair White, so he must defend his new women. Well, man. You know what I mean, his cock stands up for a few of them, thats all.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You know I wonder how this relationship would've played out without alog involvement. There was lots of people (trolls/buddy-trolls/alogs) in both of their ears non-stop trying to sabotage the relationship, I wonder if it would've been different if that didn't happen. Although I suppose it wouldn't have happened since the only reason he was able to fuck her is because buddy-trolls doordashed her to Casper.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

as far as their debate on who's a bigger alcoholic it's easily cobes. the difference is he rarely goes live so we don't see 95% of his actual intake unlike jessica who streams almost every night. also i don't think she drinks a whole lot she just gets crossfaded whereas Cobes barely smokes weed by all accounts, and when he does he degenerates into a shrunken mexican alien.

He got really worked up over her suggesting he was an alcoholic, I think that's what even started this, which afaik is a classic sign of an addict

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Let's hope he sticks to it.

i think there would have been a chance of them getting back together if NAL was not batshit insane. but accusing him of abuse is just going to make him hate her even more.

 

[bonified retard]

Let's hope he sticks to it.

Let's hope he didn't see her just fart on stream. If there's anything that could possibly make him have a change of heart, it's that.