Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Edit: I'd like to point out that drain flies don't necessarily require food/oil in the pipes, the larvae/worms can live off the dead carcasses and mineral content of the water and they just need a food source close to the drain. They also propagate to other drains. They simply need a wet stinky hole to live and lay eggs in. If you ever see them make sure you absolutely nuke your pipes before it's too late because once you have them it's an absolute nightmare, we're talking bedbugs-tier, to get rid of. Their eggs/larvae can stay dormant for a long ass time.
Nuke with what? Bleach and ammonia? Same amount of parts. Like half a jug of bleach and half a jug of ammonia?







Tee hee.
 
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Better not be huffin air horn gas, boy!
 
Doesn't cobes get shitty but free healthcare? Why doesn't he just go to a dentist at this point?
Oppositional defiant disorder. "Troles say go to dentist, so I no go to dentist". He also refuses to go to the doctor, like when the cops arresting him offered to send him to the hospital but he chose the drunk tank instead. You have to understand boglim psychology before you ask such questions.
 
Why doesn't Clint put him in a group home?
In freedomland someone cannot admit you to a hospital/ward/etc if you do not want to be admitted. In bongland you can get sectioned. You'd probably get shot in the face if you tried to put me, or any other freedom enjoyer, in the hospital against my will. Based cobes sticking to his guns, however he really should go to a dentist and have them at least fill his cavities and shit or pull some of the dead teeth. He's going to be in a world of pain, and tooth pain is worse than pancreatitis as far as pain goes.
 
He was so close to making something close to a traditional grape meaduh but his retard brain opted for raisins instead. Incredible. Also I love how he adds even more sugar because his boglim brain has latched onto "sugar turns into alcohol" hence why he believes mixing soda with booze magically makes it stronger. Praise his magic.
 
What in the everloving fuck is wrong with you?
I’m glad I’m not the only one taken aback by that. Saying it so casually too like it’s just something that everybody is familiar with. Y’know the common shared experience everybody has like the sand between your toes at the beach and suckin on processed meat until it’s grey
 
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