Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

I'm not even mad KFC canceled the Double Down, instead I got a large stuffed crust pizza from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies.

Did you get a garlic butter? Because Little Squeezers, not a sponsor, didn't send me a garlic butter. I asked for a garlic cup in the notes and they must have just ignored it. I'm not even mad, in fact I call them Little Squeezers because they really squeeze your paycheck taha, like thats what's up. But I asked for a garlic butter and they didn't send me a garlic cup. Did they send you a garlic butter cup?

 

[Jobama]

It’s been said here before but his mead really looks like when you combine all of the drinks at the soda fountain and they just turn into a brown sugary sludge.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Really happy for our boy. He escaped the swamp hag's curse and he's doing the boglim equivalent of taking a victory lap by concocting another foul brew. May the next terminally online woman who decides to fuck him for clout be the type of mentally ill thats wants to mommy her boyfriend and coddle him into getting his teeth fixed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did you get a garlic butter? Because Little Squeezers, not a sponsor, didn't send me a garlic butter. I asked for a garlic cup in the notes and they must have just ignored it. I'm not even mad, in fact I call them Little Squeezers because they really squeeze your paycheck taha, like thats what's up. But I asked for a garlic butter and they didn't send me a garlic cup. Did they send you a garlic butter cup?

I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!

 

[BallBuster II]

He was so close to making something close to a traditional grape meaduh but his retard brain opted for raisins instead. Incredible. Also I love how he adds even more sugar because his boglim brain has latched onto "sugar turns into alcohol" hence why he believes mixing soda with booze magically makes it stronger. Praise his magic.

All things considered, it is probably the best overall batch he has made to date. He didn't load it up with candy and Monster, and other kinds of bullshit.

 

[lezbreal]

Can someone Doordash him a new mead jar lid already! This tape situation is so regarded.
*Late and gay per usual.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Really happy for our boy. He escaped the swamp hag's curse and he's doing the boglim equivalent of taking a victory lap by concocting another foul brew. May the next terminally online woman who decides to fuck him for clout be the type of mentally ill thats wants to mommy her boyfriend and coddle him into getting his teeth fixed.

We'll know he's in the clear if incident-free until Labor Day.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Reminds me of that old 420chan post
>BWAAAAAMP! *huffffff*
>Oh yeah that's some good shit

 

[Megaton Punch]

its like a piece of slim jim when you suck on it for a while and it just turns grey.

This is one of the grossest analogies I've ever heard in my life.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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RIP 420chan

 

[anliteralidiot]

All things considered, it is probably the best overall batch he has made to date. He didn't load it up with candy and Monster, and other kinds of bullshit.

He breaks up with NAL, and his mead is better.
Coincidence??

 

[biggacracka]

RIP 420chan

Pouring one out for homeboy 420chan on my dog chair, twu

 

[overweight]

what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?
maybe next retard female that will like him wont be an absolutely used up old woman?

 

[whogoesthere]

what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?
maybe next retard female that will like him wont be an absolutely used up old woman?

It could honestly go either way.

Riding the high of the attention, he strikes again with some other munter who is hopefully not as destructive the King, and her pussy smells of a different fast food outlet.

Or

He backs away from that, because no matter what we think of her, Cobes seemed to actually like her on some level. He might be a tad heartbroken and not willing to put himself out their. Could also fear another nutter who might ruin his current living situation.

 

[Your Landlord]

He breaks up with NAL, and his mead is better.
Coincidence??

I'm fairly certain he is following CEO of Chairbugs' recipe, which seems like it came out nice.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There was a reason he had a six year dry spell. If it wasn’t for some buddy troll door dashing him some Wendy’s Pussy with extra dipping sauce, he’d still be lathering up his rug with ropes of cobra venom.

The trailer arc has been ever more depressing, he looks even shittier, and his teeth are literally breaking in his mouth. No woman, who is not literally insane, will see him and think he’s a great option. If they do, they will be meth heads/BPD split tails even worse off than him somehow.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?

I think we are going to get another 5 years of dry spell. The amount of mentally deranged "fan girls" who are willing to actually fly out and fuck Josh then stay with him after is incredibly tiny.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Thanks for posting that. My google fu wasn't enough to find it in images.

 

[RollingRock2]

Thanks for posting that. My google fu wasn't enough to find it in images.

Someone had coincidentally just posted it on the Kirtaner thread
Post in thread 'Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kirtaner-aubrey-cottle.84714/post-19013095

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Someone had coincidentally just posted it on the Kirtaner thread
Post in thread 'Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kirtaner-aubrey-cottle.84714/post-19013095

That guy seems like quite a rabbithole, but junkies and notable chantards almost always are. Combine the 2 and well...