Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I think they're yanking your chain. It's now part of the loop, to ironically reference the loops.
I was going to chime in with my usual large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies.

People who are new to the Cobra thread, it's been slow for a while outside a couple of recent moment so don't get shocked.
 
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I was going to chime in with my usual large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies.

People who are new to the Cobra thread, it's been slow for a while outside a couple of recent moment so don't get shocked.
Then I just sm-smiled politely and went about my business, that's the thing of it toobz.
 
telegram is for a very select few things.... maybe he needs to re-up his vitamin supply now that hes no longer talking to NAL
Apparently it isn't just telegram he is now following her on Instagram as well (according to a community post JM just made) so sad to say it's looking more and more likely he has or will talk to her.

Also the BOY has Walt and Angie and the gas station for his vitamin needs. He loves that horny goat weed shit
 
Apparently it isn't just telegram he is now following her on Instagram as well (according to a community post JM just made) so sad to say it's looking more and more likely he has or will talk to her.
What post? I don't see anything on her community tab about that.
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Okay, now JM has stuff up about telegram and the BOY. But credit to the farms? There isn't anything on NAL's thread about this.
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A self-respecting farmer wouldn't have that kind of thumbnail.
She just took the edited screenshot I posted which I sourced from someone in the FB group lol but I think she also posted a troll IG account
 
There was a reason he had a six year dry spell. If it wasn’t for some buddy troll door dashing him some Wendy’s Pussy with extra dipping sauce, he’d still be lathering up his rug with ropes of cobra venom.

The trailer arc has been ever more depressing, he looks even shittier, and his teeth are literally breaking in his mouth. No woman, who is not literally insane, will see him and think he’s a great option. If they do, they will be meth heads/BPD split tails even worse off than him somehow.
Unless Josh uses his Youtube fame for more clout chasers like Jessica, he's never getting anything except a desperate crack whore. Since he cares about maintaining his place now, the dry spell is probably until death.
 
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yeah i think the reddit exposing a bunch more normie weens to cobes has been nothing but damaging to our boy in general. he's been fighting trolls forever but i feel like it opened the door to much more people who have literally nothing else to do besides sit around and hate him and cause issues, there have always been people like that but there was an influx the last few years that I feel like has to be responsible for a bit of his shut-in tendencies getting worse and worse
The final straw was a while ago , that Halloween stream at the bar when the Trollz called in and got him kicked out. Our boys favorite holiday and he was so pumped only to be thrown to the streets like a god damn peasant. This is a sick sick world. Since then he has made ZERO effort to show us any peek into his day to day. All the cow touching killed the content. I cant blame the guy honestly.

Fuck these trolls dude.


Glory days throw back to comfy check in's from the bar in the middle of the week mid-day.
 
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but I think she also posted a troll IG account
100% fake. Just look at the captions and dates. I dont think this account is even trying. There's not a single post thats believable.

It is kinda funny to think that NAL has been talking to this person like it's the real cobra, though. Idk why she'd accept the add request if she didn't think it was real. She's been pretty adamant about not letting trolls in. They must've convinced her that they're locked out of his original account, judging by the "backup" link in their bio

It's true, Josh's backup account https://www.instagram.com/lordkingcobra666420 still follows NAL
That's not his backup, that's his actual account. The IG JM posted is fake/gay, and just listed his actual account in their bio as a "backup". He hasn't posted on it in years, and was likely asked by NAL to follow her back at some point when they were still together.
 
telegram is for a very select few things.... maybe he needs to re-up his vitamin supply now that hes no longer talking to NAL
Cobes is going to end up see-sawing between pro-Ukraine and pro-Russia telegram channels. One week he's a bonafide Zigger with Z-shaped snake merch, the next he's switching everything to look like sig runes.
 
Cobes is going to end up see-sawing between pro-Ukraine and pro-Russia telegram channels. One week he's a bonafide Zigger with Z-shaped snake merch, the next he's switching everything to look like sig runes.
"Ive been talking to some russian of age cis gendered alive babes toobz. I don't know who this Pu'tine guy is but I think we should cut him some slack tmdwu"
 
If you get a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, anchovies and 2 cups of garlic butter, does it make up for KFC taking away the double down?
If you put tenders and gravy between two stuffed crust is it called a double stuffed down? The qruestions that really matters. Fuck sickos. So mote it be in the, I digress... witches cirkul. Long live Ozzy motherfuhrer.
 
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