Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm team "pawn aNAL off on CoolTaste".

If only someone was to start a crowd fund to doordash her to his front door.

He'd be slow on the uptake seeing as he's blind and she's liable to be deeply entrenched before he realizes what's been done to him.

All it would take is some buddy trolls in his ear convincing him how much it would piss Cobra off and how easy it is to bacon her nator.

This would truly be the eloquent beautiful poetic timeline.

I, for one, will continue to hope my little heart out for this thinnest of fate's strands.

I ship CruelTaste, I digress, and Jessica.

Not even Cooltaste deserves to be tormented by the bog hag. At least his blindness means he wouldn't get a good look at how ugly she is or how off putting her tweaker dances are.

She thinks doing this is sexy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm team "pawn aNAL off on CoolTaste".

If only someone was to start a crowd fund to doordash her to his front door.

He'd be slow on the uptake seeing as he's blind and she's liable to be deeply entrenched before he realizes what's been done to him.

All it would take is some buddy trolls in his ear convincing him how much it would piss Cobra off and how easy it is to bacon her nator.

This would truly be the most graceful eloquent and beautifully poetic timeline.

I, for one, will continue to hope my little heart out for this thinnest of fate's strands.

I ship CruelTaste, I digress, and Jessica.

I feel like he would still be able to feel her intensely ugly aura, or maybe touch her, and feel how sticky she is, and get grossed out.

I personally ship her and Cyraxx.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I feel like he would still be able to feel her intensely ugly aura, or maybe touch her, and feel how sticky she is, and get grossed out.

I personally ship her and Cyraxx.

Cooltaste, Cobes, homeboy Aaron and Darfliny (if he wasn't married) are all out of her league. Cyaxx is perfect for her. They can bond over living in an attic and terrorizing their families with their insanity.

 

[Hennimore]

Messica is actually letting the bogwitch get in her head with this FBI shit. Just further proof that glass tappers are often equally as retarded as the lolcows they interact with.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Messica is actually letting the bogwitch get in her head with this FBI shit. Just further proof that glass tappers are often equally as retarded as the lolcows they interact with.

What is it with trolls having this weird symbiotic retardation with their chosen cows?

 

[Ponzo]

His ex-bogwitch has been (probably permanently) suspended on Twitch after dropping the hard R

 

[Your Landlord]

What is it with trolls having this weird symbiotic retardation with their chosen cows?

In this case there is a vendetta, though JM will deny it. NaL fucked her over really hard.

People see themselves in their favorite cows, and the people who obsess are one step away from cowdom themselves; but aren't we all?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

In this case there is a vendetta, though JM will deny it. NaL fucked her over really hard.

JM was stupid enough to pick a fight with a known ultra manipulative psycho who got a teenage girl sexually harassed because of stupid drama at her Home Depot job years ago. Of course she'd end up getting her kicked out of that sober house, it's what she does to people who piss her off. JM should've known that.

People see themselves in their favorite cows, and the people who obsess are one step away from cowdom themselves; but aren't we all?

Cows are a dark mirror into our worst qualities, whether that's addiction, emotional problems or batshit beliefs. When CWC was on the short bus and saw kids even more retarded than he was, calling them "windows into hell" wasn't that far off.

 

[Hennimore]

What's the QRD on the history between JM and the Bog Witch?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

What's the QRD on the history between JM and the Bog Witch?

Ex VIBBERs from Gorlworld, something about a guy maybe, and NAL got JM kicked out of a sober house for streaming herself inside it, which is such a low blow. Trying to get your addictions in order and get kicked out because a bog hag called it in. NAL gets what she deserves.

JM is out for justice and NAL accidentally created her own personal troll from hell. It's kind of glorious to watch.

It's all in NALs fantastic OP I am pretty sure!

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Why would a drug dealer who sells pills in Casper Wyoming ask Josh to install and sign up for telegram? Josh huffs airhorn and duster and consumes whatever drugs paypigs mail to him, but I don't see him buying pills unless I've missed a major development. It's far more likely he followed a link from xvideos for a telegram porn group or fell for a youtube comment scam from one of his favourite youtubers. (Hey @KingCobraJFS it's me @TotallyRealZoomerAlcoholReviewer you won my giveaway of 1000 bottles of boner pills, message me on telegram for your prize, do not redeem sar) Josh is an extremely gullible retard.

The dealer wouldn't be in Casper though- it's more of a mail order type of situation

 

[lezbreal]

In all this doom and gloom, at least we have our favorite Mr. Dink soundalike to provide us with an update.

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Finally a voice of comical reason to help us "make it make sense". I'm 50/50 on the Casper special-ed ops actually happening. If anyone deserves to to be arrested, it would be NAL. Thank you for your service @SeizureRobot5000 .

 

[Shinkai]

In this case there is a vendetta, though JM will deny it. NaL fucked her over really hard.

People see themselves in their favorite cows, and the people who obsess are one step away from cowdom themselves; but aren't we all?

Primarily why the retards on Reddit were so bad for the him. They are genuinely fucking pathetic and all they see in cobes is a mirror of themselves. But because they feel they're better they take their misery out on him. Every alog of cobes gets exposed looks like a fucking mongoloid

 

[Fortyone]

what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?
maybe next retard female that will like him wont be an absolutely used up old woman?

The chances of a normal woman liking him (normal in the sense that she's only busted middle age white trash and missing teeth) is extremely low. Any local internet illiterate retarded woman will be run off by the trolls right away.

His only chance to get pussy is women like NAL who are already immersed in the lolcow and e-drama sphere who know what they're getting into.

 

[anliteralidiot]

His only chance to get pussy is women like NAL who are already immersed in the lolcow and e-drama sphere who know what they're getting into.

Okay, but there are nice women like that. Ones who won't scream at him, and beat him, and hit themselves, and do everything to set off his autism ("look at me, jawshie").

I've referenced her before, but Cyraxx had a gf named Jassmine, the last true and honest non-troll GF he had. She knew about cows, had autism, and she just wanted to take care of Cyraxx. She was very misguided, but she was nice. She would be the ideal for Cobes.

I just hope he can get some pussy before he gets desperate enough for someone like NAL again.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I just hope he can get some pussy before he gets desperate enough for someone like NAL again.

I’m sorry, but what woman in their right mind would volunteer to have sex with this?

The only woman in Cobra’s recent dating history that willingly went for this was NAL, and she’s not in her right mind. Can we please stop this white knighting behavior for Cobes? He’s an adult in his thirties, and the last thing he needs is another woman (that he’d inevitably only use for sex). In his current trajectory, Cobes can only attract mental cases as bad as what he has, and he’d have to have a serious come to Jesus moment (and extensive dental work), to even think about getting a woman that’s more mentally well adjusted.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

The only woman in Cobra’s recent dating history that willingly went for this was NAL, and she’s not in her right mind. Can we please stop this white knighting behavior for Cobes? He’s an adult in his thirties, and the last thing he needs is another woman (that he’d inevitably only use for sex). In his current trajectory, Cobes can only attract mental cases as bad as what he has, and he’d have to have a serious come to Jesus moment (and extensive dental work), to even think about getting a woman that’s more mentally well adjusted.

Cobes just needs to take the Monk Pill and learn to not care about sex at all. Learn that women are always slores and that coomerism is never worth the trouble it puts you in just to get a single nut. Lean into Celibacy and watch your wizard powers grow King!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cobes just needs to take the Monk Pill and learn to not care about sex at all. Learn that women are always slores and that coomerism is never worth the trouble it puts you in just to get a single nut. Lean into Celibacy and watch your wizard powers grow King!

In terms of public health, Cobes in monk mode would be beneficial to society. He’s already given women nasty infections with the sexual encounters he has had, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a breeding ground for new strains of bacteria unknown to scientists. For the betterment of humanity, he should take a vow of celibacy.

That said, his gender relations rants are a guilty pleasure of mine, and I hope he still makes those even in monk mode.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's not just Josh's behavior, it's that he's absolutely disgusting. When people shit on incels for assuming they have bad hygiene, Josh is actually one of those.

 

[Fortyone]

telegram is for a very select few things.... maybe he needs to re-up his vitamin supply now that hes no longer talking to NAL

Asides from seeing if the farms is down and updates on wars the only other use is checking on people who got banned on twitter. Maybe he's following some redpill type of blogger, new rants could be incoming.

I’m sorry, but what woman in their right mind would volunteer to have sex with this?
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The only woman in Cobra’s recent dating history that willingly went for this was NAL, and she’s not in her right mind.

One thing I've learned in my life is that women have shockingly low standards. Some of the most unemployed fat gross and retarded guys I know who still lived at home at 30 got gfs that were shockingly hot or rich and pretty much dated these guys because they wanted to "save" or at least care for them. Incels have it completely backwards when it comes to women. It would be nice if Cobra ended up with someone like that but I think it's more likely he ends up with a clout chaser from the lolcow sphere.