Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

She did almost two hours of streams over the last few days, looping about how she got JM kicked out of a sober living house. She doesn't even say what JM did, and JM said she didn't even know NAL when that happened. Think about how crazy that is.

JM read some messages from a spy, saying that Angie's got some Alzheimer's problems. I wouldn't be surprised if they accepted just because a younger person in the house would really help them, in theory. But in practice, NAL is fucking crazy and no one deserves her bullshit on them but I digress.

There may be one deserving to host NAL, but it's not in the same region.
Jack Scalfatty

 

[ASeabear8952]

this just hit me. he didn't update his address on his voting registration. so, he wont be able to vote.

Couldn’t he just show up at his polling place with proof of his new address (if that’s how it works in Wyoming I don’t know)? That’s all I had to do whenever I moved to a different area in my hometown right on Election Day.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Couldn’t he just show up at his polling place with proof of his new address (if that’s how it works in Wyoming I don’t know)? That’s all I had to do whenever I moved to a different area in my hometown right on Election Day.

I don;t know how the voting laws for Wyoming will work for that. also, he will most likely will get confused (or won't care) and walk back home to drink.

 

[BallBuster II]

he's too dumb to be greedy (i mean this as a compliment, sort of). cobes is the kinda nigga that *would* split buried treasure with you when 99% of people would stab you in the back, push you in the hole, and take it home for themselves. not necessarily because he's some moral paragon, but he just has 0 motivation to actually get devious

I could not agree more and said the same thing sort of. It is commendable how simple his needs are. Is he living a better life than most because he doesn't live above his means, and only needs a handful of "life's pleasures" to be happy?

 

[mars]

Is he living a better life than most because he doesn't live above his means, and only needs a handful of "life's pleasures" to be happy?

He's not happy. Hate to break it to you but he's absolutely miserable. He used to get drunk and absolutely go off about how his life is shit and how he hates it and himself. He doesn't get that drunk on camera anymore but nothing has changed.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He's not happy. Hate to break it to you but he's absolutely miserable. He used to get drunk and absolutely go off about how his life is shit and how he hates it and himself. He doesn't get that drunk on camera anymore but nothing has changed.

Yea he straight up said in a few drunk meltdown lives that he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself, he said he's too much of a coward to do it normal way so that is next best thing, sadly josh could probably be happy if he had a few regular friends like Mr Green. He does seem to get enjoyment out of simple pleasures but overall I agree that he isn't happy. He may be able to appear happy from time to time but it's all a facade like him being a famous celebrity.

 

[overweight]

do you think if josh ever managed to inseminate some chick something in his brain would click and he would try to become a normie and do an entire father josh arc?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

If Walt and Angie let some schizo from 3000 miles away invite herself to live in their home because her "boyfriend" a person they know well, doesn't want her to show up, then they deserve whatever problems that decision causes.

My guess is that Aryan Aaron is her backup plan

 

[JambledUpWords]

do you think if josh ever managed to inseminate some chick something in his brain would click and he would try to become a normie and do an entire father josh arc?

That’s one of the most unrealistic scenarios involving Cobes. Here’s what is more likely to happen:

1. Josh gets a woman pregnant
2. Josh is happy for a second, then just starts panicking when he realizes he has to help take care of another human
3. Josh either starts begging the woman to get an abortion OR starts spiraling further when he looks up the costs of having a kid
4. If the latter, kid is eventually born and Josh is unsure of what to do
5. Josh has to e-beg more to help support the baby (assuming the woman is still with him at this point)
6. Josh has trouble figuring out how to make baby formula in the microwave properly and doesn’t bother learning how to change diapers
7. Josh gets easily upset and starts yelling at the kid every time it starts crying, especially when trying to stream or make videos
8. The kid just ends up neglected by Josh because he’s too busy smoking weed and using duster to calm his stress of taking care of a kid

I hope he never has a kid, because he can’t even take care of himself. Someone that can’t even follow through with basic hygiene and cleanliness shouldn’t have a kid.

 

[overweight]

That’s one of the most unrealistic scenarios involving Cobes. Here’s what is more likely to happen:

1. Josh gets a woman pregnant
2. Josh is happy for a second, then just starts panicking when he realizes he has to help take care of another human
3. Josh either starts begging the woman to get an abortion OR starts spiraling further when he looks up the costs of having a kid
4. If the latter, kid is eventually born and Josh is unsure of what to do
5. Josh has to e-beg more to help support the baby (assuming the woman is still with him at this point)
6. Josh has trouble figuring out how to make baby formula in the microwave properly and doesn’t bother learning how to change diapers
7. Josh gets easily upset and starts yelling at the kid every time it starts crying, especially when trying to stream or make videos
8. The kid just ends up neglected by Josh because he’s too busy smoking weed and using duster to calm his stress of taking care of a kid

I hope he never has a kid, because he can’t even take care of himself. Someone that can’t even follow through with basic hygiene and cleanliness shouldn’t have a kid.

you say that like josh is evil and not just a retard
i dont expect him to be a great father or even to be able to keep the child
but the fact that hes a father could trigger his mind into a whole new cobra father arc

 

[ibeatmywife]

you say that like josh is evil and not just a retard
i dont expect him to be a great father or even to be able to keep the child
but the fact that hes a father could trigger his mind into a whole new cobra father arc

He's not evil or malicious but being retarded is enough, same type of shit he did to puff, he would do stuff to that kid that would inevitably get CPS involved.

 

[Fünter]

Anyone who sympathizes with Josh doesn't know enough about him and they should lurk more.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

Anyone who sympathizes with Josh doesn't know enough about him and they should lurk more.

things i sympathize with king cobra about;

-having autism
-mother abandoning him
-being left to his own devices as an adult instead of being in a group home

things i dont sympathize with cobra about;

-drinking
-not bathing
-not brushing his teeth
-not changing clothes
-refusing to get a job

 

[Zashaiba]

That’s one of the most unrealistic scenarios involving Cobes. Here’s what is more likely to happen:

1. Josh gets a woman pregnant
2. Josh is happy for a second, then just starts panicking when he realizes he has to help take care of another human
3. Josh either starts begging the woman to get an abortion OR starts spiraling further when he looks up the costs of having a kid
4. If the latter, kid is eventually born and Josh is unsure of what to do
5. Josh has to e-beg more to help support the baby (assuming the woman is still with him at this point)
6. Josh has trouble figuring out how to make baby formula in the microwave properly and doesn’t bother learning how to change diapers
7. Josh gets easily upset and starts yelling at the kid every time it starts crying, especially when trying to stream or make videos
8. The kid just ends up neglected by Josh because he’s too busy smoking weed and using duster to calm his stress of taking care of a kid

I hope he never has a kid, because he can’t even take care of himself. Someone that can’t even follow through with basic hygiene and cleanliness shouldn’t have a kid.

BABY FOOD HACK IS MDWU or mdnwu depending on how you read it

 

[Fünter]

things i sympathize with king cobra about;

-having autism
-mother abandoning him
-being left to his own devices as an adult instead of being in a group home

Most lolcows are on the spectrum, he's an aspie but not the absolute worst case.
He's also had jobs in the past, he just can't be assed to get another one due to pay pigs and his dad, not sure why people think he needs a group home he's not that retarded.

 

[JambledUpWords]

you say that like josh is evil and not just a retard
i dont expect him to be a great father or even to be able to keep the child
but the fact that hes a father could trigger his mind into a whole new cobra father arc

I’ll never see Josh as intentionally evil, but being too dumb and lazy to take care of a kid is still abuse, even if yelling and beatings don’t happen. This is all a hypothetical scenario, but basing it off of how Josh already acts, it’s a realistic outcome.

 

[AnOminous]

Josh has trouble figuring out how to make baby formula in the microwave properly and doesn’t bother learning how to change diapers

But think of the upside. Baby formula mead!

I’ll never see Josh as intentionally evil, but being too dumb and lazy to take care of a kid is still abuse, even if yelling and beatings don’t happen. This is all a hypothetical scenario, but basing it off of how Josh already acts, it’s a realistic outcome.

It's a textbook CPS situation. Not because he'd maliciously harm the child but because he's utterly incompetent to take care of one. The retard couldn't even keep a lizard alive.

 

[JambledUpWords]

But think of the upside. Baby formula mead!

I want Josh to make baby formula mead now and drink it on camera. It would be one of his most cursed meads.

 

[Zashaiba]

I want Josh to make baby formula mead now and drink it on camera. It would be one of his most cursed meads.

TWU

 

[el bandito loco]

based on my own anecdotal experience with retards of Cobes caliber who have children, he'd either be a great dad but horrible husband, or he'd be a neglectful dad who barely realizes he has children. I think he'd probably get his shit together a little bit to raise a kid, but that doesn't mean he'd be any good at it. ideally for things to work out he'd have to find some extreme saintly woman who would pull double duty as mom to both him and the child, and nobody he knocks up would be that, and if they were they wouldn't put up with him for long.