Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Uhhhh shoutout to Rustic Elephant and Agammom Bussmis. You didn't have to cont, CONTRIBUTE to the wiki but it's greatly preciated" belch

I want my elephant back dood,

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The infamous revolver clip is 38 seconds in

Not only does he stare down the barrel of it but he also slams the cylinder back into the frame. In a budget revolver with an aluminum frame...

Wow. But we aren't all born knowing how to handle revolvers, doodt.

 

[Rotogravure]

THUMBS UP

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Only Cobes would take 18 minutes to make a hotdog that has to be held together with toothpicks because it's dripping with bacon grease and melted Sarenghetto cheese.

Behold the spiritual successor to the Bogrito.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

It takes a special type of person to microwave hot dogs.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Well, yeah. Drug-addicted bums function independently when they are living under bridges and sucking dick for heroin. The problem is responsibility. Josh overdraws his bank account to the tune of hundreds of dollars several times a year and knows it's wrong but does it anyway without hesitation. He simply can't resist the call of decadent $40 burgers and $70 pizzas. He's permanently locked in the mind of an immature high school sophomore. It's likely not something that could have been beaten out of him.

I was corrected further up the thread in how I phrased that, but yes I agree it’s too late for a guy like that after high school. Autists and kids with other behavioral issues can still grow up to function as well as (or better than) their peers, but they need way more guidance, especially when they start to self-express. Clint seems like he’s kind of wormy and avoids uncomfortable situations, and I bet when Josh was a boy he never got firm with him and told him to act right. Bob Chandler also fits into this dad archetype.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is the exact model of revolver Cobes had
You can still buy these apparently though I think Charter might have discontinued the black and green version. That footage of him inspired me to do a little bit of digging with the power of gun autism.

 

[UncommonParlence]

This is the exact model of revolver Cobes had
You can still buy these apparently though I think Charter might have discontinued the black and green version. That footage of him inspired me to do a little bit of digging with the power of gun autism.

I actually kinda like it(although the real thing, model 38sw, costs the same and is steel).

 

[deadson]

THUMBS UP

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Nice, i had just finished dinner you absolute ANIMAL.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I actually kinda like it(although the real thing, model 38sw, costs the same and is steel).

It's not a bad gun though the quality is on the same level as Taurus. I'd still take it over a Hi Point any day of the week.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It takes a special type of person to microwave hot dogs.

It's faster than boiling them, and it gets the skin crispy, too.

 

[Ponzo]

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Homeboy Cobra could have bought himself a bottom tier Mossberg

Personally I would go for one of the nicer turkey guns but those are $1,400 and a 20 guage is apparently perfectly suitable for a range of activities including fowl hunting, clay shooting and smoking oregano with hobos.

I wouldn't call that a bottom tier Mossberg. For $220 he could get this semi auto 12ga shotgun from Century Arms. I don't trust cobras dexterity to be able to use a pump shotgun.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I don't trust cobras dexterity to be able to use a pump shotgun.

Don't you worry, Cobra is extremely well-versed in arm pumping motions.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I wouldn't call that a bottom tier Mossberg. For $220 he could get this semi auto 12ga shotgun from Century Arms. I don't trust cobras dexterity to be able to use a pump shotgun.
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I don't trust his dexterity to reload a semi auto. One 5 round mag dump and lots of collateral damage later.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I don’t get how Cobes doesn’t get severe heartburn with his food hacks. That hot dog was greased up so much that it would put the greasiest diners to shame. Cobes should move to Las Vegas and apply to work at Heart Attack Grill.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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Not only does he stare down the barrel of it but he also slams the cylinder back into the frame. In a budget revolver with an aluminum frame...
Wow. But we aren't all born knowing how to handle revolvers, doodt.

'Preciated dood.

I was shocked Clint didn't take Bad Company after that stream with courtney where Cobra was HAMMERED fucking with it, although I don't remember if the shells were within reach but he could've easily killed any one of the neighbors he had in the apartments completely on accident.

IIRC he only took the shells so his little man could still feel like Boglim Wyoming Ranger.

POV: "JAAAAAAWWWWSHHHHIIIIEEEEEE WHAAAAAAT DIIIIIIIID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?

You can still buy these apparently though I think Charter might have discontinued the black and green version. That footage of him inspired me to do a little bit of digging with the power of gun autism.

Not half bad looking considering what boglim mods he may have had in mind for it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

'Preciated dood.

IIRC he only took the shells so his little man could still feel like Boglim Wyoming Ranger.
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POV: "JAAAAAAWWWWSHHHHIIIIEEEEEE WHAAAAAAT DIIIIIIIID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?

Not half bad looking considering what boglim mods he may have had in mind for it.
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Hard to believe he was able to find a cheap gun that's in his favorite color scheme.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

honestly just send cobra an airsoft gun with the tip painted black. his eyesight is so poor i doubt he would even notice.

but seriously we should not be giving this regard a gun. a gun wont run away and bury itself in the sand until spring.

 

[UncommonParlence]

honestly just send cobra an airsoft gun with the tip painted black. his eyesight is so poor i doubt he would even notice.

but seriously we should not be giving this regard a gun. a gun wont run away and bury itself in the sand until spring.

It's called boomation, trol. Twu. Some dragons boominate for multiple seasons... especially gof asf ones.