Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

rexxon_tillerson said:
honestly just send cobra an airsoft gun with the tip painted black. his eyesight is so poor i doubt he would even notice.

but seriously we should not be giving this regard a gun. a gun wont run away and bury itself in the sand until spring.
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Spray paint it green and black TWU
 
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Hennimore said:
Speaking of Cobra and guns, that one time he painted his BB gun was actually sick. He surprisingly did a really good job with that.


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Nice... for me to poop on. It was trash before he cut it, after he cut it, and when the person he gave it to "put it up". Maybe I'm too harsh but I really hate those Red Rider bb guns.
 
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Ponzo said:
I don't trust cobras dexterity to be able to use a pump shotgun.
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I don't trust his ability to manipulate an AR style rifle, although it's simple. However, breaking down an AR and properly taking care of the internals would be Japanese to him, probably lose pieces the instant he takes it apart.

An AK is more up his alley, even child soldiers and monkeys (redundant i know) can shoot AK47s effectively.
 
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ash_clown said:
I don't trust his ability to manipulate an AR style rifle, although it's simple. However, breaking down an AR and properly taking care of the internals would be Japanese to him, probably lose pieces the instant he takes it apart.

An AK is more up his alley, even child soldiers and monkeys (redundant i know) can shoot AK47s effectively.
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Didn't he shoot an sks with his buddy once?
Not an AK I know but the sight system is similar and it's the same caliber
 
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biggacracka said:
Didn't he shoot an sks with his buddy once?
Not an AK I know but the sight system is similar and it's the same caliber
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Yes he shot darflinny's bubba'd up sks with a black plastic stock before and sucked ass at it. He's shot I think an AR-10 or something like that before too.

He can't even hit a stationary man sized target 20 feet away with a shotgun in case you're wondering what his aim is like
 
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omg the last video he uploaded is funny as fuck. I'm dying laughing over here. classic cobes

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make sure I watch the cheese like a hawk
the sandwich is fucking falling apart uhuuugh
son of a bitch
I'm so fucking over it
*slaps hands on thighs*
the bun didn't stay together
...hhuuuuuggghhhaaaah...
(:_(

it brings me so much comfort to know that despite how chaotic the world gets and how messy my life gets, cobra is and will be coming up with dank food hacks for the fanz
 
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