Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

PixarsTedKennedy said:
I wouldnt be upset if the government funded a sick watchtower mansion for Josh. I'd rather my tax money go to some good content than niggers amd trannies who dont want to work.
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I can’t wait for Fishtank Season 9: Nigger Mansion. Negros being negros in a mansion, hilarity is bound to ensue.
 
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Meat Streets said:
We were THIS CLOSE to having Null subsidize Cobes. I think that's as close as our boy has gotten to a sick watchtower mansion. JOSH4JOSH would have been such a fun timeline, toobz.
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Imagine if the fax machine made an awoogah sound just like his phone every time something came in.

The King with filing cabinets and stacks of paper all around him like something from Gilliam's Brazil.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Imagine if the fax machine made an awoogah sound just like his phone every time something came in.

The King with filing cabinets and stacks of paper all around him like something from Gilliam's Brazil.
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On top of that it would probably look like the squatter house from fight club with how much Null loves that movie / book and how much of a disgusting boglim cobes is.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It's like my dad used to say:

"Women are beautiful creatures, you should always love and respect them. Help them when they fall, hug them when they're hurt and if by some miracle you meet one who can tolerate you because you have fucking autism like your mother, please marry one.....but under no circumstances allow yourself to harbor the delusion that women aren't the most retarded creatures on this planet. Don't ask me why, nobody knows why, they just ARE and the best thing you can do is ignore them 99% of the time. If they start talking, just walk away. It's not important trust me. If they wanna do something, say no and go do something else. Whatever they wanted to do is retarded because they are retarded. Just tell them that they're pretty and pretend that you need to take a shit, it gets me out of most things."
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Dude, it's not just you and your mom who's autistic. Your dad got it too.
He's right, mind you, but he's autistic
 
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Found this on the last active splinter subreddit. Casper still has yet to fully comprehend the BOY’s magic.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He used to read these old joke books for his act with Shon but aside from that the only thing he reads is the titles of lesbian fart porn videos.
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Remember also, half of his decisions in life are dictated by a book he read at a pivotal stage in his life, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I thought it sounded like Heinlein or Philip K. Dick but it was a fucking child's book about being Jewish with mice and cookies. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask for some milk. If you give a mouse the milk, he'll ask for a straw. When you give a mouse a straw, he'll ask for a napkin. Boom, that's the entire book.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Imagine if the fax machine made an awoogah sound just like his phone every time something came in.
The King with filing cabinets and stacks of paper all around him like something from Gilliam's Brazil.
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It'd be a huge fire hazard considering how much the boy smokes indoors and the last thing the gothic trailer needs is more fire kindling. But that gets me thinking how funny it would be to watch live and hear "brrrrr whir whir whir whir whir whir brrrrr" then hear the gothic wizard file it into a binder, or stack. Dude could have charged whatever he wanted for a physical print donate to talk shit and null would have set it up for him for free. Though it'd have to actually be moderated so gay-logs don't try sending sicko shit. Although another unintentional appearance of Alex Warlord Campbell's unflattering dick pics on stream would be hilarious.
He could be earning passive income from the comfort of his wizardly single wide surrounded by stacks of sure to be meaningless correspondence for the non boglim Josh.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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It'd be a huge fire hazard considering how much the boy smokes indoors and the last thing the gothic trailer needs is more fire kindling. But that gets me thinking how funny it would be to watch live and hear "brrrrr whir whir whir whir whir whir brrrrr" then hear the gothic wizard file it into a binder, or stack. Dude could have charged whatever he wanted for a physical print donate to talk shit and null would have set it up for him for free. Though it'd have to actually be moderated so gay-logs don't try sending sicko shit. Although another unintentional appearance of Alex Warlord Campbell's unflattering dick pics on stream would be hilarious.
He could be earning passive income from the comfort of his wizardly single wide surrounded by stacks of sure to be meaningless correspondence for the non boglim Josh.
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What did I doooooo Josh
 
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Mushroom King said:
Remember also, half of his decisions in life are dictated by a book he read at a pivotal stage in his life, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I thought it sounded like Heinlein or Philip K. Dick but it was a fucking child's book about being Jewish with mice and cookies. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask for some milk. If you give a mouse the milk, he'll ask for a straw. When you give a mouse a straw, he'll ask for a napkin. Boom, that's the entire book.

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If you give a Boglim a donation, he askes for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

If you give the Boglim a bottle of Jack Daniels, he'll ask for more Jack Daniels.

If you give the Boglim even more Jack Daniels, he'll ask his lighter to stop being cute.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
If you give a Boglim a donation, he askes for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

If you give the Boglim a bottle of Jack Daniels, he'll ask for more Jack Daniels.

If you give the Boglim even more Jack Daniels, he'll ask his lighter to stop being cute.
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Who controls the Boglim controls the content. Who controls the Jack controls the Boglim.
 
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