Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mushroom King]

It's probably not broken, it's just turned off in a drawer. Something tells me he'll fix it with chi balls, the purple ones from 5 years ago, swamp magic will heal that device when NAL starts toilet streaming at home again.

Emperor Cobra : Device, heal thyself!

EDIT - Haha well he showed it destroyed, maybe it's an old broken phone he kept? Maybe we should compare the destroyed phone pictures.

Did anyone notice he shaved? He trimmed his beard and mustache - Why would he trim?? Is he preening for a swamp demon, perhaps?

 

[dramamine]

edit: the bog smashed his phone in a rage and is feeling down about it. he needs $200 to replace it. loops about a cab driver. drinking OJ and vodka at 10am. apologizes to his youtube fans, it is what it is. he went to the bar last night and met some fans apparently. new album allegedly dropping on halloween.

 

[grand larsony]

Another dead phone and another bar disaster. Lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5fEvzkvRlw

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That is a pretty vicious break. I'm betting that it's actually Jessica's doing.
EDIT:

Whatcha lookin' at there, bud? Someone standing just off-camera, giving you the stink eye?

 

[bonified retard]

Just fire up a livestream pouting with your arms crossed, King. You'll have a replacement in no time.

He needs his phone to go live due to the way he set up 2fa. It's why he never streams when this happens

 

[McWeaeselton]

edit: the bog smashed his phone in a rage and is feeling down about it. he needs $200 to replace it. loops about a cab driver. drinking OJ and vodka at 10am. apologizes to his youtube fans, it is what it is. he went to the bar last night and met some fans apparently. new album allegedly dropping on halloween.

Poor Siri was the victim of bog rage yet again. She wasn't even the one acting cute this time, it was the debit card that forced the boy to lose his temper. So sad. Please donate. He's learning from his mistakes. Doing the best he can every day.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

That is a pretty vicious break. I'm betting that it's actually Jessica's doing.
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Whatcha lookin' at there, bud?

Man is literally inches away from figuring it out, so close, almost like the main source of his problems is 3/4 drunk in his hand.

 

[anliteralidiot]

edit: the bog smashed his phone in a rage and is feeling down about it. he needs $200 to replace it. loops about a cab driver. drinking OJ and vodka at 10am. apologizes to his youtube fans, it is what it is. he went to the bar last night and met some fans apparently. new album allegedly dropping on halloween.

This feels like the boghag had something to do with it. Call it a hunch.

 

[Duck Duck No]

He just mentioned someone else paid for the cab ride...

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

 

[dramamine]

This feels like the boghag had something to do with it. Call it a hunch.

the suspense is killing me. we know NAL's IN casper, but in the hours before she got there, she admitted to cobes unblocking her just to send her nasty messages. cobes says he's been going out to bars and meeting fans since she arrived. his track record with breakups is to go scorched earth, which is why im still a tiny bit skeptical of them having met, but something happened last night to trigger a rage meltdown which smells of NAL interference. i dont know what to think right now

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

That is a pretty vicious break. I'm betting that it's actually Jessica's doing.
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Whatcha lookin' at there, bud? Someone standing just off-camera, giving you the stink eye?

It's something that's been said countless times, but he straight up looks like a corpse now. Bright, colorless skin, bloated, lifeless eyes just gazing into nothingness.

 

[ibeatmywife]

the suspense is killing me. we know NAL's IN casper, but in the hours before she got there, she admitted to cobes unblocking her just to send her nasty messages. cobes says he's been going out to bars and meeting fans since she arrived. his track record with breakups is to go scorched earth, which is why im still a tiny bit skeptical of them having met, but something happened last night to trigger a rage meltdown which smells of NAL interference. i dont know what to think right now

Interesting I didn't watch any of his latest videos or lives in full he said he's been hanging out with fans?

 

[dramamine]

Interesting I didn't watch any of his latest videos or lives in full he said he's been hanging out with fans?

in this last video yes, he said he met with some fans last night at the bar. since NAL's arrival, he's said he's gone out to bars which is unusual for him, and didn't mention who he was with, which made people think he was out with aNAL.

can anyone vouch for how he usually acts after breaking his phones? he seemed way too guilty and ashamed here which makes me think theres something else going on to cause the bog emotional turmoil

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The Third Visit sub-saga is full of suspense. I'm immediately reminded of David Fincher's Mindhunter. In the two seasons, there are a number of vignettes of an unknown man with a moustache and glasses who is inferred to be Dennis "BTK" Rader. His crimes are never shown, but you get corner pieces to the metaphorical jigsaw puzzle from his scenes. I feel much the same way with this one, where I'm constantly on edge to see the next bit of clear evidence to this crime in progress.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Only NAL could make Josh look like he drank a glass of bees

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Oh this phone break video gave me good genuine laugh from the start. How can man be so funny just announcing he broke his phone... again.

Only NAL could make Josh look like he drank a glass of bees

Well he does hate breaking his phones though.

*Probably because ..."only thing I can do about it is learn from my mistakes". And he did ride short bus, because of learning difficulties. So it is tough.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Oh this phone break video gave me good genuine laugh from the start. How can man be so funny just announcing he broke his phone... again.


Well he does hate breaking his phones though.

I'm talking about his swollen fucking mug. He looks more blob fishy than usual

 

[Fortyone]

This might be the most cynical e begging I've seen from cobra yet, basically just showing his broken phone and saying "fuck you pay me" to the paypigs. The worst part is you know some assholes are going to send him cash for this and reward his total lack of wands and content for the last few months.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

can anyone vouch for how he usually acts after breaking his phones? he seemed way too guilty and ashamed here which makes me think theres something else going on to cause the bog emotional turmoil

He mentions multiple times that he "didn't mean to freak anyone out/scare anyone" and he is talking about the cab driver each time. I am fairly sure he smashed it in the cab and freaked out the driver. He feels bad that he broke the phone but he feels worse that he "freaked someone out".

Haha well he showed it destroyed, maybe it's an old broken phone he kept? Maybe we should compare the destroyed phone pictures.

He is not capable of that level of deception and planning. He can barely execute a plan to make a hot dog.