Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[chimpSculpture]

Is he saying he broke his phone in rage because he couldn't find his debit card in the back of the cab? Did someone have to pay for his cab ride because he suddenly realised he couldn't pay with his debit card (he said it was a cab company, so probably not an Uber). I can't imagine he'd think to check his pockets when getting out a cab whilst sober, let alone drunk, and then realise he is missing his card. He probably needed it there and then.

EDIT: Watched the whole thing, he said someone else paid for it because he didn't have the card on him. Clint must've gotten a call at 2AM from drunk Cobes hahahaha.

 

[Hennimore]

This might be the most cynical e begging I've seen from cobra yet, basically just showing his broken phone and saying "fuck you pay me" to the paypigs. The worst part is you know some assholes are going to send him cash for this and reward his total lack of wands and content for the last few months.

Yeah this is definitely his most blatant ebegging yet. Would be nice if we lived in a world where the pay pigs would actually punish him so he has to crawl back to Clint for a new phone but we don't.

Watching him check his bank, see that he blew all of his money already and then going "Yeah I'm gonna need another $200 to purchase for this", next change boy. Pay pigs need to send him a toddler toy flip phone till he learns how to be more responsible.

 

[Ib2grh8]

gourd have mercy on our sweet princes soul, the temptations of the baconator beset him on all sides and his phone hath paid the price, Rest in Power phone #5 ( counting only from memory)

 

[bonified retard]

can anyone vouch for how he usually acts after breaking his phones? he seemed way too guilty and ashamed here which makes me think theres something else going on to cause the bog emotional tuturmoil

This is pretty much how he always reacts, even when he's obviously lying about details like slipping on ice, or it getting ran over by a truck. He's made several videos just like this. If you search "done breaking" on lolcowgo you can compare for yourself.

Assuming NAL was involved is a safe bet considering he's obviously leaving out details, but he's historically never honest about these things, so there really is no telling what actually happened until one of them decides to spill the beans.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

I think people underestimate his capability on performing some schemes. I think he learned a lot of bad things from NAL, or is just getting direction from her.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Went to the bar, got drunk, got a taxi back, realized he isn’t have his card, and had an autistic meltdown in the back of the cab.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

While he probably went out to the bar with "fans" or NAL, boglim's razor says it was probably him who broke the phone. He lost his card while piss drunk and tard raged over that. That's something he would definitely do.

No way NAL broke the phone and gaslit him into saying he did it.

 

[bonified retard]

I think people underestimate his capability on performing some schemes. I think he learned a lot of bad things from NAL, or is just getting direction from her.

I think newfags underestimate that cobra breaking his phone is basically a scheduled event at this point. Also, cobra isn't motivated by money like that, especially not for just 200 dollars (3 medium pizzas). He stands to lose a lot more than that by not having his phone (no cameo, livestream, etc). It would be nice if we could contain all the NAL conspiracies in the NAL thread.

 

[biggacracka]

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There should be more phones, that's why I'm only rating it 10/10

 

[Slim Boglim]

While he probably went out to the bar with "fans" or NAL, boglim's razor says it was probably him who broke the phone. He lost his card while piss drunk and tard raged over that. That's something he would definitely do.

No way NAL broke the phone and gaslit him into saying he did it.

Exactly he would have let it slip in some way or made it obvious if it was her. “So my phone broke. I’m not gonna say who- I’m not gonna say how it broke cause that’s not important.”

There’s no reason to believe it was Jessica other than people trying to come up with the most exaggerated situations possible, there’s no evidence of anything and some of you guys are absolutely convinced even before you watched the video you guys are as bad as redditors at this point. He lost his temper and broke his own phone the same way he has the 34 other times he ended up with a broken phone

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Went to the bar, got drunk, got a taxi back, realized he isn’t have his card, and had an autistic meltdown in the back of the cab.

He always looks super defeated after the mega meltdowns.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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He always looks super defeated after the mega meltdowns.

Better not have an Autistic Meltdown and freak out any cab drivers, BOY!

 

[IsaacShraeder]

edit: the bog smashed his phone in a rage and is feeling down about it. he needs $200 to replace it. loops about a cab driver. drinking OJ and vodka at 10am. apologizes to his youtube fans, it is what it is. he went to the bar last night and met some fans apparently. new album allegedly dropping on halloween.

I wasn't trying to freak out the cab driver, I really wasn't. So if anyone or anything happened, I apologize.

[...] something triggered me, I lost my temper, threw my phone to the floor, and broke it

[Cobra's] patience can only go so far [...]

Jessica deniers, our response?
He keeps insisting that last night was a good one, and never explains what had made him lose his temper. He's bravely shouldering all the blame and not pointing any fingers. He's evasive on every detail of his story that would involve another person.
Imagine the following scenario:

>Cobes takes Jessica out drinking
>he calls a cab, realizes he left his card at the bar, has to call Clint for the money
>driver gets pissed because neither Cobes nor Jessica look like the kind of people who could be trusted with paying the money
>Jessica starts screaming at the driver (just as she freaked out at the cops, or anyone else she percieves as a threat)
>Cobes gets pissed off and embarassed, throws his phone

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Better not have an Autistic Meltdown and freak out any cab drivers, BOY!

That cab driver was lucky. He got his own exclusive tard rage stream, something so many cobros would pay for.

 

[Mushroom King]

Jessica deniers, our response?
He keeps insisting that last night was a good one, and never explains what had made him lose his temper. He's bravely shouldering all the blame and not pointing any fingers. He's evasive on every detail of his story that would involve another person.
Imagine the following scenario:

>Cobes takes Jessica out drinking
>he calls a cab, realizes he left his card at the bar, has to call Clint for the money
>driver gets pissed because neither Cobes nor Jessica look like the kind of people who could be trusted with paying the money
>Jessica starts screaming at the driver (just as she freaked out at the cops, or anyone else she percieves as a threat)
>Cobes gets pissed off and embarassed, throws his phone

That is extremely plausible.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

Better not have an Autistic Meltdown and freak out any cab drivers, BOY!

Interesting.

"Temper tantrums are developmentally normal, but for neurotypical children, their frequency decreases as the child ages; in autistic children, however, meltdowns can persist longer, and in a third of cases, they worsen as the child ages."

Is Josh one of the special 1/3 cases?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Interesting.

"Temper tantrums are developmentally normal, but for neurotypical children, their frequency decreases as the child ages; in autistic children, however, meltdowns can persist longer, and in a third of cases, they worsen as the child ages."

Is Josh one of the special 1/3 cases?

His meltdowns have gotten even worse as an adult but that's probably because all the trolling, drinking and drugs taking their toll on his mental state. They became more and more frequent after the spice saga IIRC.

That is extremely plausible.

My thoughts exactly. This conspiracy shit is getting annoying though. We need some motherfucking receipts up in here.

 

[semitooth]

i clicked on the video expecting it to be like, I don't know, 2-3 minutes max. but turns out we get a 16 minute magnum opus pity party.
"i'm not gonna be able to do anything or talk to anyone now"
it'll never stop being hilarious he doesn't know you can sync iMessage with your Mac, or use apps like TextNow if it's being sent to an Android number

EDIT: Watched the whole thing, he said someone else paid for it because he didn't have the card on him. Clint must've gotten a call at 2AM from drunk Cobes hahahaha.

had to have been this since we know even if Jessica were in town she ain't paying for shit

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's covered by warranty, but I can't get the exact same model so I need money, Toobz.

Obviously I can't do dank food hacks until I replace it, but I'll figure it out eventually I guess...

 

[WhoCares666]

All those drivers have inside cameras. That footage would be legendary.