Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wars have been started and empires have been ended over pussy, the finest china. Emperors, presidents, prime ministers, and priests have all ruined their lives over pussy and, somehow, you all thought the boglim was above that??? Truly baffling. I will now be assuming many of you sit at the same IQ level as Cobes.

To be fair it wasn't a psychotic NEET's 3-day old Baconator they were starting wars over.

 

[Meat Streets]

He got scared off by Gothie in about a day or two but he's keeping NAL around. I only know bits about Gothie but surely she couldn't be worse than NAL?

I know fuck all about a Gothie, that said, I am certain 100% that NAL is worse. Circle of protection on Cobes. And for people worrying she will baby trap him, she's a bit old for that, don't waste worry on that bs.

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

I know fuck all about a Gothie, that said, I am certain 100% that NAL is worse. Circle of protection on Cobes. And for people worrying she will baby trap him, she's a bit old for that, don't waste worry on that bs.

Id take a hundred Gothies over one Jessica. Any day. At least with Gothie I would have the hope that I'm not interesting enough and shed dump me fairly quickly.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I know fuck all about a Gothie, that said, I am certain 100% that NAL is worse. Circle of protection on Cobes. And for people worrying she will baby trap him, she's a bit old for that, don't waste worry on that bs.

I don't know a lot about Gothie, but didn't she use meth? Is NAL worse than a true and honest meth addict?

NAL also has an untreated thyroid problem, and only one ovary. Everything is against her having any big babies.

 

[Spergerella Junior]

everyone insisting NAL can’t get knocked up, is a man, right? I’ve met many women that had babies in their 40s without medical assistance. I wouldn’t count that part of her plan yet, especially if she returns on longer and longer visits.

 

[ibeatmywife]

everyone insisting NAL can’t get knocked up, is a man, right? I’ve met many women that had babies in their 40s without medical assistance. I wouldn’t count that part of her plan yet, especially if she returns on longer and longer visits.

Yea that is true but nal also has one ovary and a desecrated womb. I do not think she is capable I really do not think cobes is the first guy she's tried to babytrap without success

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I formally petition for "sexy goth bad boy" to be removed from the thread title. Inviting the BPDemon back into his life has got to be the most limp wristed, pussywhipped, and truest to the word. Retarded, thing he's ever done. Definitely not sexy goth bad boy behavior. More akin to a gay little wizard. Would have thought the sicko allegations from & actions by her plus doubling down on Terrence Pop would've kept the boy on track, but I digress. Even with boglim's razor cobes still manages to out do his usual retardation in new and creative ways from time to time.

 

[dramamine]

Is NAL worse than a true and honest meth addict?

yes

meth addicts are at least predictable in that they’ll rob you blind and then beg to be taken pity on and continue that cycle until the end of time
NAL is different. she is uniquely mentally ill, sober or under the influence of alcohol and whatever else, she’s shown herself to be extremely volatile and manipulative. it’s an entirely different game with her, and the scary part is that her number one goal seems to be to be able to complain and play the victim. she may be placated by being able to gloat about her “man” but ultimately she wants the world to see how unfairly treated she is by everything and everyone.

mark my words she’s going to cause some irreparable damage to the boy, worse than any trouble he’s been in before. it’s already happening.

 

[Rasputinee]

Not to play the contrarian "told you so" card but I'm kind of amazed at how many people are surprised Cobes let the Bog Witch in. The dude isn't just retarded, he's profoundly fucking stupid. Cobes has no sense of what repercussions his actions might have, negative reinforcement has only ever made him double down and he rarely ever learns his lesson.
I don't feel bad for him, I only hope that he has a moment of clarity that lasts just long enough to make the right decision and hope it sticks.

 

[Ollie Beach]

Not to play the contrarian "told you so" card but I'm kind of amazed at how many people are surprised Cobes let the Bog Witch in. The dude isn't just retarded, he's profoundly fucking stupid. Cobes has no sense of what repercussions his actions might have, negative reinforcement has only ever made him double down and he rarely ever learns his lesson.
I don't feel bad for him, I only hope that he has a moment of clarity that lasts just long enough to make the right decision and hope it sticks.

His refractory period isn't long enough for common sense to catch up to him

 

[whogoesthere]

Not to play the contrarian "told you so" card but I'm kind of amazed at how many people are surprised Cobes let the Bog Witch in. The dude isn't just retarded, he's profoundly fucking stupid. Cobes has no sense of what repercussions his actions might have, negative reinforcement has only ever made him double down and he rarely ever learns his lesson.
I don't feel bad for him, I only hope that he has a moment of clarity that lasts just long enough to make the right decision and hope it sticks.

They need to watch the video of the hookah. Were he heats up the coal he has in his hand. Or when he fought his hat and lost, or tried to put a hat on that was too small so it hurt his head, then the same hat nearly broke his neck as he tried to stretch it out on the clamp. The boy is truly regarded.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I formally petition for "sexy goth bad boy" to be removed from the thread title. Inviting the BPDemon back into his life has got to be the most limp wristed, pussywhipped, and truest to the word. Retarded. Definitely not sexy goth bad boy behavior. More akin to a gay little wizard. Would have thought the sicko allegations from & actions by her plus doubling down on Terrence Pop would've kept the boy on track, but I digress. Even with boglim's razor cobes still manages to out do his usual retardation in new and creative ways from time to time.
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I'm afraid it's bitchmade nigger from here on out unless he pulls off a real miracle.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm kind of amazed at how many people are surprised Cobes let the Bog Witch in

I know he's a retard, but as an autist myself, I was hoping that when his line was drawn, it was final. I know when I say "never fucking speak to me again" that's precisely what I mean. I've had people like NAL come crying before thinking that it's up for debate.

I suppose my expectations, or rather my hopes, were too lofty for the boy.

We'll just have to let it run its course until she tells cops or some well-meaning vigilante that he's sexually violent.

 

[Delamain]

Now…
Now it all truly lost toobz
Dark times are ahead

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I'm starting to think that he might be retarded

 

[dramamine]

I know he's a retard, but as an autist myself, I was hoping that when his line was drawn

that’s the issue, he’s both autistic AND a true and honest retard.

josh has a fragile autism-homeostasis that is entirely incompatible with having a screaming belligerent argumentative demogorgan whore in his personal space. where most people would be able to say “get out before i call the cops”, josh will devolve into an autistic meltdown from being overstimulated (and retarded)

NAL, on the other hand, where normal people would take someone saying “i hate you and im going to kill myself” followed by screaming and hitting themselves as a cue to FUCKING LEAVE, will delight at this and hit record on her phone, so that she has blackmail to use for whatever whim she has in the moment. this seems to change depending on whatever gets her more attention.

this shit is fucked up and i feel like the crumpled up wojak watching it happen

 

[biggacracka]

Josh learned from Father Nipples that taking in a psychotic loon far past the point where it’s a good idea and implanting your seed in her is most definitely what’s up.

Time to shave your head, Josh. The transformation is close to complete.

One day, you will put on the dress.

Can someone make an edit of Darth Vader offering Luke to rule the galaxy but it's Clint ?
"We could rule the group home together, nipples and son"

 

[ibeatmywife]

I know he's a retard, but as an autist myself, I was hoping that when his line was drawn, it was final. I know when I say "never fucking speak to me again" that's precisely what I mean. I've had people like NAL come crying before thinking that it's up for debate.

I suppose my expectations, or rather my hopes, were too lofty for the boy.

We'll just have to let it run its course until she tells cops or some well-meaning vigilante that he's sexually violent.

I don't think nal can do shit. You can't bait someone into a freak out just to hit record and then sit on it and use it against them to try and control their life. Yea she likely could have done something right then and there and used the footage as proof but thats not her goal. The problem is josh is more retarded than nal and likely is terrified of the trouble he will get in if "she chooses"

 

[somevan712]

Fuck, Josh, you were so close to doing something right.

He recognized so many signs of her BPD craziness and abuse yet allowed her back in. I really thought he was done with her. I wonder if he realizes NAL is holding so many fucking grudges against him. She has not forgotten a single insult, accusation, or slight made against her, and will get her revenge no many what. She has flipped out over the staff at Walmart checking her receipt and going on crazy loops for hours over nothingness like that, there's no doubt she has been brewing this revenge for weeks or months.

WHEN she goes off, I fear it may have some serious consequences for the boy. Even for all his mistakes and faults, I still don't think he deserves this, but he has only himself to blame once again. There will not be a clean break. Circle of protection on you Cobes, you'll need it

 

[highly regarded 420]

Welp... That explains everything doesn't it?
Taking a shower?
Shaving?
Going out?
Muting his stream and immediately coming back to then yell about Jessica Messica?
Breaking his phone and having "someone else" pay for it?

The signs were all there. I personally believed that bogwitch was in town but doubted her being in the trailer because she can't stfu. I admit fully that I underestimated her ability. JM posts the receipts last night and this morning NAL posts an hour of her in Joshes trailer after a shower.

The proverbial kcjfs Double Down has returned.

Obviously he's got to address this. She's not gonna hide anymore and he's not gonna be able to go live without being bombarded. Lives are solid income for him. But SSI prolly just hit or is about to, so maybe he just waits until she leaves. Idk.

At some point it has to be addressed. They really just need to both sit down to the toob, fess up, lay it all out, tell the truth and either say "fuck you, deal with it" or have a gruesome 3som with Shon.