Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

I'm still in shock realizing how many kiwis thought the boglim wasn't going to let NAL back in. Let me remind all of you of this: NAL is a T&H woman with a functional vagina and Cobra is a retarded male.

Wars have been started and empires have been ended over pussy, the finest china. Emperors, presidents, prime ministers, and priests have all ruined their lives over pussy and, somehow, you all thought the boglim was above that??? Truly baffling. I will now be assuming many of you sit at the same IQ level as Cobes.

Not even jail or stabbing will keep these two away from each other now that they're together.

I was wrong because I thought she would bring alcohol and cheeseburgers to woo him and it turns out Lord Cobra let her in empty handed and in fact paid for everything himself

 

[Meat Streets]

I was wrong because I thought she would bring alcohol and cheeseburgers to woo him and it turns out Lord Cobra let her in empty handed and in fact paid for everything himself

SHE DID BRING WENDY'S

 

[bookers]

What did Cobra pay for?
I thought the Oink guy paid for everything.

Also I have no idea who this "marty" guy is
Him and Oink and Courtney (this is jessica messica right?) are all just like gorlworld people, right?
Nevermind I didn't realize this was actually musicbizmarty, I thought he was a Cyraxx guy and didn't know he was in the cobraverse now.
Idk who Oink is. And Courtney is this Porkney person (also cyraxx orbiter) and then Jessica Messica is somebody different as well (not sure where she came from).

These people are hard to keep track of.

He wouldn't have even taken her back if that fucking Paypig didn't give her tickets.

This is how I feel about it too.
I think like after they "broke up" cobra was like trying to take the high road and stuff and being like 'yeah cant do it but wish her the best'.
And then these people come in and go like 'well if you want to reconcile things we can pay for that'
And Josh sort of just goes along with it or whatever.
This stuff isn't his idea, they're putting the ideas in his head and he's just going along with it.

The sort of interesting thing is how they're able to bypass his ODD maybe Clint should take lessons from these people in how to manipulate Josh.

But yeah idk I still just disagree with people who are saying things like "Josh deserves this" or "I hope it gets bad".

I just don't feel that way because it just seems to me like there's a bunch of weird discord people manipulating him into doing these things "for content".

 

[anliteralidiot]

What did Cobra pay for?
I thought the Oink guy paid for everything. Also I have no idea who this "marty" guy is.
Him and Oink and Courtney (this is jessica messica right?) are all just like gorlworld people, right?

Cobes might be paying for her to go to bars and shit.

Marty is musicbizmarty, he's The Cyraxx guy, his #1 enemy. He hasn't really done anything, other than get on panel with Courtney. Marty isn't a gorlworld person, but he dips his toes in occasionally.

Courtney is not Jessica Messica, she is white knighting for Josh, and is being a hypocrite, and saying that Jessica Messica releasing the calls is bad. She also spent a lot of her stream painting Jessica Messica as a bad guy, and played stuff that was years old, that Messica has apologized for. She is gorlworld.

Oinkers is the man buying NAL tickets, for "content". He's friends with Cobes and NAL, and we don't know who he is.

 

[bonified retard]

I think she is just trying to stay in Josh's good graces if I had to guess, but I know very little about her or her involvement with cobes

No, you're right. She only went live because she found out Josh took NAL back, and realized she was now on the "wrong side". She said she apologized to NAL on FB, and is claiming that she was misinformed about a lot of things like the gofundme being fake, as well as the home depot story. Obviously this is bullshit considering NAL never tried to hide the fact that she was behind the og GFM iirc. Plus, there's evidence from 2015(?) that the home depot incident happened. Everybody involved is gay and can't be trusted.

 

[bookers]

Cobes might be paying for her to go to bars and shit.

Marty is musicbizmarty, he's The Cyraxx guy, his #1 enemy. He hasn't really done anything, other than get on panel with Courtney. Marty isn't a gorlworld person, but he dips his toes in occasionally.

Courtney is not Jessica Messica, she is white knighting for Josh, and is being a hypocrite, and saying that Jessica Messica releasing the calls is bad. She also spent a lot of her stream painting Jessica Messica as a bad guy, and played stuff that was years old, that Messica has apologized for. She is gorlworld.

Oinkers is the man buying NAL tickets, for "content". He's friends with Cobes and NAL, and we don't know who he is.

I see. So like I think it's fair to say Courtney is an actively bad person.
I don't really know about Jessica Messica she doesn't seem that bad to me.
Oink is not actively malicious, but maybe inadvertently in the "for content" type of way.

Wish all these people would go away tbh.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

The best part is she doesn't has to leave after a set number of days. I think she should move in.

 

[mars]

I mean we sorta knew that him seeing her on the down low was a huge possibility after he started going out to bars randomly after years. I knew something was definitely up when he mentioned he took a cab in his phone breaking video. No way Cobes would take a cab anywhere on his own volition.

What it comes down to is that he's an idiot, mind of a 13 year old with a libido to match. As long as Jessica still has a Baconator hole he'll be unable to resist her in person. Breaking up over the phone is easy because she can't dangle that greasy beef in front of his face, but as soon as she shows up he's back to mixing his mayo with her melty cheese.

Is sticking his little Cobra into a woman who has repeatedly publicly accused him of domestic abuse a bad idea? Of course, it's one of the most retarded things he could possibly do. Which is why he is currently doing it.

 

[biggacracka]

The best part is she doesn't has to leave after a set number of days. I think she should move in.

"NO. HELL NO. Go fuck yourself retard."
t. Divine intellect

 

[Meat Streets]

The best part is she doesn't has to leave after a set number of days. I think she should move in.

Thats hard facts. She is scheduled to fly home on th 5th? Why would she tho.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Goddamn it. Can’t believe I doubted that she was there in the first place. Fuck this Oink guy and fuck JM. Poor Shon.

Don’t know if this was posted here yet but Scorpion uploaded the first stream raw.

Also poor Seizure. She referenced Doug.

 

[bookers]

I just can't get over how demonic this stuff looks
Really straight out of a horror movie.

 

[biggacracka]

I just can't get over how demonic this stuff looks
Really straight out of a horror movie.
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Bogwitch Project

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

Also I have no idea who this "marty" guy is
Him and Oink and Courtney (this is jessica messica right?) are all just like gorlworld people, right?
Nevermind I didn't realize this was actually musicbizmarty, I thought he was a Cyraxx guy and didn't know he was in the cobraverse now.

Marty's a shithead. Raxx is getting stale to everyone again, so he's trying to find a new cow. Unfortunately, he's too dumb to realize that most major cows already have established trolls and patterns, he can't just barge in and expect to get glazed over his disruptive ass tactics. Tried it with... Chantal? One of the gorlworld cows. Didn't end well for him that time either.

 

[bonified retard]

No way Cobes would take a cab anywhere on his own volition.

Taking a cab has been his go-to mode of transportation for years. He'd even call a cab to go to Walt & Angie's, even though they lived within reasonable walking distance from his old place.

 

[bookers]

The Jessica Messica simping here is pathetic.

Anyway, I was on the skeptical fence until the cursed red video, but now… Fuck. I hate this.

I'm not simping for JM, I'm just trying to sort through who I think is actively evil and who is not, and she does not seem to be.
That's not an endorsement of her, it's just my observational opinion.

 

[3deadniggers]

Nevermind I didn't realize this was actually musicbizmarty, I thought he was a Cyraxx guy and didn't know he was in the cobraverse now.

Marty is a drug addicted neghole pozzer. He tries to muscle his way into any lolcow sphere he can. But he's a one trick pony and always fails.

I just don't feel that way because it just seems to me like there's a bunch of weird discord people manipulating him into doing these things "for content".

No one forced him to let NAL in and then try to hide it.

Everybody involved is gay and can't be trusted.

Everyone involved is a retard and playing stupid games for clout.

Marty's a shithead. Raxx is getting stale to everyone again, so he's trying to find a new cow. Unfortunately, he's too dumb to realize that most major cows already have established trolls and patterns, he can't just barge in and expect to get glazed over his disruptive ass tactics. Tried it with... Chantal? One of the gorlworld cows. Didn't end well for him that time either.

FBI coming in nicely tubez.

 

[bookers]

No one forced him to let NAL in and then try to hide it.

No, but if he's got all these people being like "dont you think you should make up with her" or whatever gaslighting him for months I'm not surprised he went along with it eventually.
She's only back because outside forces conspired it to be that way.
If everyone left him to his own devices, she wouldn't be there.

He's Cobra so I'm not going to be surprised or "blame him" for doing retarded shit.

 

[3deadniggers]

No, but if he's got all these people being like "dont you think you should make up with her" or whatever gaslighting him for months I'm not surprised he went along with it eventually.
She's only back because outside forces conspired it to be that way.
If everyone left him to his own devices, she wouldn't be there.

He's Cobra so I'm not going to be surprised or "blame him" for doing retarded shit.

Stop being a faggot. Cobra knows better, he knows what's happening and he makes a choice. He watches enough Popp to know what to do with NAL and does something else.

 

[bookers]

Stop being a faggot. Cobra knows better, he knows what's happening and he makes a choice. He watches enough Popp to know what to do with NAL and does something else.

Idc if it's faggot. Yes he should "man up" and tell her to fuck off.
But he's really conflict averse unless he's drunk, so I'm just not surprised that he didn't.