Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Shiverpeaks said:
Stop being a faggot. Cobra knows better, he knows what's happening and he makes a choice. He watches enough Popp to know what to do with NAL and does something else.
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Cobra does know better. That's the thing - he will do the *exact opposite* of whatever someone tells him to do, that's how he's wired. I can see a trollwave hitting him hard enough with some reverse psychology that his brain just flips into "no, fuck this, I'm doing completely the opposite". He's very easy to manipulate because of that.
 
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Captain Howdy 666 said:
Cobra does know better. That's the thing - he will do the *exact opposite* of whatever someone tells him to do, that's how he's wired. I can see a trollwave hitting him hard enough with some reverse psychology that his brain just flips into "no, fuck this, I'm doing completely the opposite". He's very easy to manipulate because of that.
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He also wasn't talking to her, and if she hadn't been given a ticket it would've been over. But someone had to send her to Casper, after he told her not to come.
 
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somevan712 said:
His substance abuse is another form of regulating his emotions externally.
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And substance abuse, especially alcohol drives your emotions to even more extreme swings.

Molly Millions said:
Was the burger in a bag or between her thighs?
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All I know is it was broiling hot in Casper. I hate to say it but imagine the smell. Really Dave Thomas' version of hell basically.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Fuck Cobes. Fuck NAL. I hope they both overdose. I used to support Cobes and hope for the best but he's done this to himself. If you can watch Popp tell you not to get involved with toxic women and invite them into your home 3 times you get all you deserve. The days of the bog being fun are ruined because women came in and shit up the cobraverse to get 'content' for discord faggots. Call me MATI all you want but this isn't fun to watch. It's weens annoying the audience for a 10 second clip of 2 retards screaming at each other. JM is an annoying cunt, NAL is an annoying cunt and Josh deserves the domestic abuse accusations coming his way.
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Cobes deserves to overdose because he let in his ex girlfriend in typical retard fashion like we all guessed would happen? lol calm down. Take a deep breath and walk away from the thread.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Fuck Cobes. Fuck NAL. I hope they both overdose. I used to support Cobes and hope for the best but he's done this to himself. If you can watch Popp tell you not to get involved with toxic women and invite them into your home 3 times you get all you deserve. The days of the bog being fun are ruined because women came in and shit up the cobraverse to get 'content' for discord faggots. Call me MATI all you want but this isn't fun to watch. It's weens annoying the audience for a 10 second clip of 2 retards screaming at each other. JM is an annoying cunt, NAL is an annoying cunt and Josh deserves the domestic abuse accusations coming his way.
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get a fucking grip. he’s a retarded youtuber. if it’s making you that upset maybe you should fuck off lol
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Stupid stupid stupid stupid. She's already accused him of felonious conduct before she ever left for this trip. What the fuck is wrong with you Josh. I'm ashamed to call myself a fan now. Just stick your dick in the food processor and get it over with. It'll be less painful.
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Didn't NAL also basically accuse him of being a pedophile too? She called him a sicko or something? I remember that happening. The fact he still let her back in after that and her getting him evicted man it's so fucked. Josh is so coombrained he is willing to literally ruin his life for some stank 1 out of 10 pussy. Whatever happens now happens even someone as stupid as Josh has to know how horrible an idea it is.
 
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biggacracka said:
Imagine if the post-nut clarity his at the same time the sobriety starts coming in nicely. It would send stronger men to suicide
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Honestly I've been worried that cobes is going to see that as the only way out of the situauton Screenshot_20240903_155509_Gallery.jpg
 
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LigmaTwatz said:
As a faggot Virgin myself I need to ask, Fellas, Is nappy snagged tooth pussy worth all the destruction that comes with it? Is there such thing as “pussy so good I let my entire life get fucked up”????
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No one is worth putting up with a psycho who makes your life miserable. Protect your sanity, protect your personal space, preserve your sense of peace and your pride. This entire website is full of threads that feature people who thought that getting laid or having a partner was more important than anything else. Right now, Cobes is a less-than-shining example of what happens when you think with your libido.

Captain Howdy 666 said:
Marty's a shithead. Raxx is getting stale to everyone again, so he's trying to find a new cow. Unfortunately, he's too dumb to realize that most major cows already have established trolls and patterns, he can't just barge in and expect to get glazed over his disruptive ass tactics. Tried it with... Chantal? One of the gorlworld cows. Didn't end well for him that time either.
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Marty is the last thing this situation needs. And yes, it was Chantal he tried to muscle in on. He didn't understand Chantal, how she ticks, or her lore, and he failed to accomplish anything at all with her. People in the larger gorldworld universe were dumb enough to throw money at him, though, so I guess it was successful for him in that sense-- even if he did ultimately get outwitted (so to speak) by a fat, lazy, and slow-witted Canadian whose only allegiance is to Burger King.
 
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I've dealt with women with BPD. Cobes is actually with the worst form of BPD hag, it's guaranteed they will fuck your life up but it's just a matter of how severe of a degree will it end up being, cobes is with the kind of BPD slag where he isn't getting out of it until someone is dead or in jail or lawyers are involved. I got lucky and it was just my residence and alot of stuff that was able to be replaced. Cobra is likely firmly under her thumb already out of fear of what she has recorded him doing. If she can use that to come back or move in cobes is in serious danger.
 
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In the short time NAL has entered the picture, she has manifested every manipulation tactic and BPD trait that is possible lol. Cobes is in some shit now with all the recordings and allegations she has made. His only hope right now is that she leaves and goes back home, he blocks her completely for real this time, and hope she doesn't have any damning recordings to release.
 
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Here are a few cropped but otherwise unedited screens from her livestream that caught my eye as particularly horror kino for your viewing pleasure or meme making needs. Cobes is isn’t just in hell he’s in a nightmare dimension where the line between pleasure and pain, sex and torture, no longer exists. Jesus Wept. Better not be dating a cenobite, BOY!
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often puzzled said:
Marty is the last thing this situation needs. People in the larger gorldworld universe were dumb enough to throw money at him, though, so I guess it was successful for him in that sense-- even if he did ultimately get outwitted (so to speak) by a fat, lazy, and slow-witted Canadian whose only allegiance is to Burger King.
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Woah easy now, that shit was mainly FFG and the idiot Breezy. One because of some Jewish whatever, the other because she’s desperate for any internet fuck she can get. Majority of BP was “wait and see” and much like every fat kid, he gave up quickly.

Seeing Marty defend Josh and NAL now is exceptional since they’re both about on the same grade as Cyrax.
 
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