Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SerArthurDayne37]

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Tbh that's what I assumed happened. He treated her like a groupie TWU

100% He never considered them back together. He just didn't want the drama of trying to kick her out, so decided to just let her stay with him and wait it out.

 

[Umaibae]

Some dude on the subreddit made a set of Cobra tarot cards. Shame so much of that shit is lost.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Some dude on the subreddit made a set of Cobra tarot cards. Shame so much of that shit is lost.

This was only one I could find unfortunately

 

[Fortyone]

Some dude on the subreddit made a set of Cobra tarot cards. Shame so much of that shit is lost.

There was alot of alogging there but the reddit was the heart and soul of the cobra community, without it there's way less cobra content

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's a bit late in the day to learn the "you can't treat psychotic, possessive sea lampreys like fuckbuddies and expect there not to be consequences" lesson, but by god, the boy is going to have to learn it.

 

[highly regarded 420]

This was only one I could find unfortunately
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I came across the full set on IG last week and can't find the acct but it's still out there somewhere. If I come across it again I'll post because all their work is dope.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This time around it's Cobes who needs to stop pozloading my negholep.

Did Null finally get annoyed with the touching fecal matter analogy?

 

[lottalove]

I came across the full set on IG last week and can't find the acct but it's still out there somewhere. If I come across it again I'll post because all their work is dope.

Has to be this one https://www.instagram.com/elfbrady

 

[biggacracka]

The Sun - I honestly have no idea. Summer, maybe? His future did look pretty bright at that stage.

The Sun IS the weather permitable. You can't play the chariot card without it.
I know that's not how tarot work but fuck you, not everyone was born knowing how to tarot

 

[Flawduh Man]

Not too interesting but I figured I'd share some footage of Cobra I took when visiting in 2020. This was outside of his first apartment shortly before that eviction.

If anyone's wondering, he reeked of play-dough.

 

[Image Crisis]

Some dude on the subreddit made a set of Cobra tarot cards. Shame so much of that shit is lost.

There’s a FB group he posts in but it’s been a long time since he posted any tarot shit.

I loved the fact that he put the $8 machete in one of the swords cards.

 

['Ole Dente]

There was alot of alogging there but the reddit was the heart and soul of the cobra community, without it there's way less cobra content

The heart and soul now exists here, where it always belonged. Welcome home, cool cobra, come on in the water is just fine if you’re not a dumb nigger.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Ok, I'm giving into my autism, and I'm mapping out ideas for the major arcana in the Cobes tarot. I'm trying to somewhat relate the images to the meaning of the card, and use more symbolic imagery, instead of a literal Josh in a wizard hat for The Magician.
I still need:

• 11 Justice- eta oh shit the cat biting him after he let it out?
• 9 Hermit
• 18 The Moon

I either just don't know enough lore, or I don't have a strong idea.

Spoiler: What I've got

• *0 Fool- Puff
• *1 The Magician- Chi Ball
• 2 The High Priestess- Mrs Green
• *3 The Empress- Wendy's
• *4 The The Emperor- Clint
• *5 The Hierophant- his dick and balls religion symbol
• *6 The Lovers- Cobra's Mist drink combo
• *7 The Chariot- Bike
• 8 Strength- Josh pumping iron
• 10 Wheel of Fortune- shotgun with one round
• 12 The Hanged Man- Shon
• *13 Death- cool skull with a cobra in it, with a hat and his glasses
• *14 Temperance- Jack Skellington Goblet
• *15 The Devil- NAL
• *16 The Tower- clocktower dream house
• 17 The Star- Puff's cage, waiting
• *19 The Sun- duo with The Chariot
• 20 Judgement- dog chair
• 21 The World- Ozzy

*has been doodled

 

[AnOminous]

Do you guys think Haitians eat bearded dragons?

There's nothing Haitians won't eat. They literally eat baked mud. They eat each other. It's insane to let these wild animals into the country in droves.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I still need:

• 11 Justice- eta oh shit the cat biting him after he let it out?
• 9 Hermit
• 18 The Moon

I still stand by Justice being the Casper PD, or if you're going heavily into the "Consequences have actions, peeimp" side, the hat acting cute.
Hermit being about either isolation or soul-searching makes me think of Josh's Guitar Insites, but that doesn't really help much. How exactly do you represent insight for a person who lacks even foresight?
The moon being about illusion, repressed emotion, fear, anxiety, etc., I still think represents Jessica the best. Jessica isn't the ultimate symbol of evil in my mind, merely a torrent of chaos.

 

[Ponzo]

New Wand, also #neverforget

 

[Molly Millions]

Holy shit he actually made the wand. Is KingCobraJFS getting better?


Oh he didn't make it nevermind. Is KingCobraJFS getting lazier?

 

[bonified retard]

New Wand, also #neverforget

Ordering a custom magic wand for himself, while actively putting off making the wand some retard paid him for several weeks ago is so fucking funny

 

[ibeatmywife]

Holy shit he actually made the wand. Is KingCobraJFS getting better?


Oh he didn't make it nevermind. Is KingCobraJFS getting lazier?

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Did this while owing someone a wand and she paid over 400 for it. Lmao Beverly you stupid cunt

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Holy shit he actually made the wand. Is KingCobraJFS getting better?


Oh he didn't make it nevermind. Is KingCobraJFS getting lazier?

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I love him but my god does he make me angry sometimes.

Nigga! You have a wand business, and you have active orders pending, why are we ordering wands?

id this while owing someone a wand and she paid over 400 for it. Lmao Beverly you stupid cunt

Amazed we haven't charged back on that yet, unless we like losing 400 for nothing.