Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything.

I hate them for being moralizing faggots. KiwiTapes dedicated the last third of his BossmanJack video to moralizing about Kick.com and condemning any streamer who took a deal with Kick of having the blood of gambling addicts on their hands. Faggot behavior of the moral variety.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[AnOminous]

Move over Double Down, there’s a new sheriff in town and he is designed specifically for drunk retards.

Something depraved and horrifying like this I actually kind of like is mac & cheese breaded and deep fried. It's obvious lunacy and road food, but really good if you're really hungry and have been eating nothing but beef jerky all day on a long drive.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Never forget 9/11, trust and believe.

This is what spending several years being patriotic looks like. Take notes libtards

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I hate them for being moralizing faggots.

I stopped listening to Smokey when he moralised about Larson 'why doesn't he just get a job', if you think Larson could get a job you are either a retard yourself or a zoomer clout faggot. I think he's the latter, and I cannot wait for his inevitable thread on the farms.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Also, I think Clint as both the Emperor and Empress would be funny.

This outfit needs to be on one of them. Im leaning on the empress card having his dancing clothes.

 

[Hennimore]

Seizure Robot 5000 has the best Cobra-related content overall. TWU

Agreed although I'm also partial to King Cobra Animated. His video KingNormalJFS is hands down my favorite piece of Cobra related content.

 

[bookers]

NEVER FORGET

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Sweet I love getting the new post notification as the video finally finishes uploading

#NeverForget
Whenever I play this song or listen to it, it makes me think of one thing
Don't fuck with america
DO NOT. FUCK WITH. AMERICA
WE DONT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOBODY
TWU TOOBZ

 

[cyclical_yamashita]

i'm impressed, seems like he practiced the anthem this year. drop d tuning is mdwu. if the rest of the new album is as good as this year's never forget anthem we're in for a stone cold classic.

 

[Ponzo]

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i couldn't help myself toobz

 

[ibeatmywife]

If I'm not mistaken and could be wrong, I think there was a rumor that Josh stole his sister's panties and sniffed them or something. It was a reddit thing so there's that

Yea just a rumor. Apparently he stole one of his sisters panties out of the hamper and clint caught him and its the reason he was kicked out/sent to job corp. Kinda seems like the kinda alog disinformation spread around to make people think cobes is a sicko but who knows I guess.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

@Shiverpeaks as a self confessed discord fag how is it going uncovering the identity of Chris?

It's time to pledge allegiance. Make your choice to be a faggot or be based.

 

[ibeatmywife]

@Shiverpeaks as a self confessed discord fag how is it going uncovering the identity of Chris?

I thought they found out who Chris was and it was actually some chick?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I thought they found out who Chris was and it was actually some chick?

Where? Please substantiate so we can start a thread.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Where? Please substantiate so we can start a thread.

If the people in gorlworld over in nals thread didn't post about it themselves recently the only other place I could have read it was the fb group so I'll go do some digging.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

If the people in gorlworld over in nals thread didn't post about it themselves recently the only other place I could have read it was the fb group so I'll go do some digging.

Please do. I am considering a bounty on a genuine dox of Chris.

Sorry for the double post, calling on @Osama Bands Laden and @RadioactiveMonkeyMan for assist on a dox of Mr Oinkers / Chris and I'm willing to put money up on it. Cobra didn't want her at his new place and he put his own loaded gun to his chin. It's time to work towards shutting this cunt down.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Sorry for the double post, calling on @Osama Bands Laden and @RadioactiveMonkeyMan for assist on a dox of Mr Oinkers / Chris and I'm willing to put money up on it. Cobra didn't want her at his new place and he put his own loaded gun to his chin. It's time to work towards shutting this cunt down.

I'm having trouble finding it but I'm not sperging I definitely saw it, they claimed the person is homeless so they didn't care about being doxxed/swatted. I'm still looking hopefully I can find the exact comments. I remember people saying how the person was homeless but buying nal tickets to alog cobes which is wild.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Triple post. Genuine financial bounty for Chris. My purpose is to prevent another NAL visit. @AnOminous is there anything we can do for the Gothic Cowboy from Hell?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm having trouble finding it but I'm not sperging I definitely saw it, they claimed the person is homeless so they didn't care about being doxxed/swatted. I'm still looking hopefully I can find the exact comments.

That's dumb as hell. How could a homeless person get plane tickets. Think about it.

 

[Giant Machine]

the tower is just his trailer, temperance is a dank drink combo

The tower would be a clock bell tower obv