Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bifocal Lens]

Atmosphere is in Virginia on October 22nd so really no reason she's going besides josh.

She is 100% going to drop a pregnancy test on Josh. Goddamnit boy, what did you get yourself into.

 

[squirrely dan]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. Please pay pigs, please don't. That shotgun won't dry fire twice.

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Time to get a restraining order, Cobes.

"Too stressed and worried", bitch you egged him on to pull the fucking trigger! What the fuck are you talking about you Adam's apple having, Wicked Witch of the Meth looking ass bitch?!

Let the man just make his horrendous wines, his terrible food hacks and his shitty music in peace.

She is 100% going to drop a pregnancy test on Josh. Goddamnit boy, what did you get yourself into.

He put his dick into crazy pussy. Never go for crazy pussy, tmdwu

 

[Molly Millions]

She is hustling to get access to Josh's Benjamins, all three of them! That boy is a hundredaire so I don't blame this skeezer for getting addicted to the snake venom!

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

Atmosphere is in Virginia on October 22nd so really no reason she's going besides josh.

They're in Casper 10/2. JM posted something about NAL going back on 10/10 so that doesn't line up.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He also DMd me and told me to stop trying to find out who Chris is. Doesn't seem to have been as threatening to me as he was to the other user but still is weird, his account is younger than mine and he has over 2x the amount of comments it's pretty odd. View attachment 6408323

I also got a DM on sunday. How strange.

Paypig Chris is scared, though, so that's good news.

 

[Hennimore]

Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

They're in Casper 10/2. JM posted something about NAL going back on 10/10 so that doesn't line up.

Maybe 10/10 is when she plans on coming back home? Or maybe NAL is a big fat ugly liar who thinks we're all retarded enough to believe she'd bother with a non direct flight to the middle of fucking nowhere to see a band that's will also be in Virginia

 

[ibeatmywife]

I also got a DM on sunday. How strange.
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Paypig Chris is scared, though, so that's good news.
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Yea it's extra weird because half his comments come off as being an alog the other half as if he's trying to sway the pages opinion and he has alot of comments for such a young account. I consider myself an active user but he is pumping out 2x the comments despite my account being older just seems odd.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

If we're going to witch-hunt, remember that @rexiqween88 has lurked this thread for a while now, never posting, but liking a lot of posts in here. I'm not accusing users of being anyone, but I do find it a bit odd someone's willing to lurk and like posts, but never post anything themselves.

 

[highly regarded 420]

That Twitch stream is gonna be stupid chaotic.

It's $50 for a concert ticket
$298+ for airfare round trip on United
~$450 for a hotel for the week

She wasn't able to crowd source the money the first time, let's hope since Oinkers dropped out the community starves the boghag of her hopes and dreams again.

 

[Ponzo]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. Please pay pigs, please don't. That shotgun won't dry fire twice.

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She would have gone there with or without chris, just a one way ticket. She already had the motel booked and paid for a couple days. She will go there again, im calling it now.

Call me a Prophet. I knew this bitch wasn't done. This will end bad. Fatal attraction bad.

Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.

Cobras best option is to leave town with family until the bitch runs out of $ and goes back and have one of his friends watch the trailer in case the bitch breaks in.

 

[ibeatmywife]

That Twitch stream is gonna be stupid chaotic.

It's $50 for a concert ticket
$298+ for airfare round trip on United
~$450 for a hotel for the week

She wasn't able to crowd source the money the first time, let's hope since Oinkers dropped out the community starves the boghag of her hopes and dreams again.

Well now people know she is going to make josh miserable she will get the money easily this time lol its different now that it's clear she's trolling to an extent. That stream will be chaotic though can't wait

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Call me a Prophet. I knew this bitch wasn't done. This will end bad. Fatal attraction bad.

Yeah, she has no problem if it's just a one-way trip. In fact, part of the whole "having a motel only for 4 days" shit was that she'd be able to use it as leverage and tell Joshie "I'm gonna be homeless if you don't let me in". She's such a fucking manipulator. She also admitted to using that as leverage to one of her friends. JM had the receipts up somewhere in her channel, I'll try to find them. What angers me the most is that she has enough IQ to select her targets. Anyone other than Josh would have told her "That's your problem bitch, just stay out".

Well now people know she is going to make josh miserable she will get the money easily this time lol its different now that it's clear she's trolling to an extent. That stream will be chaotic though can't wait

The flights are cheaper now, last time I checked it was around 700$ for the round trip, now it's around 300$.
I'm hoping that the stream will be 99% of people just shitting on her, and she'll be angrily defending herself and telling everyone "it's not my fault, how is it my fault?" It'll be even funnier if she's black out drunk.

I just fear the 1% willing to pay for her shit. I'm also going to assume that they'll pay for a one-way trip only. It'll be cheaper and provide more content for the glass punchers. Imagine calling someone's suicide "content".

 

[ibeatmywife]

Yeah, she has no problem if it's just a one-way trip. In fact, part of the whole "having a motel only for 4 days" shit was that she'd be able to use it as leverage and tell Joshie "I'm gonna be homeless if you don't let me in". She's such a fucking manipulator. She also admitted to using that as leverage to one of her friends. JM had the receipts up somewhere in her channel, I'll try to find them. What angers me the most is that she knows how to select her targets. Anyone other than Josh would have told her "That's your problem bitch, just stay out".


The flights are cheaper now, last time I checked it was around 700$ for the round trip, now it's around 300$.
I'm hoping that the stream will be 99% of people just shitting on her, and she'll be angrily defending herself and telling everyone "it's not my fault, how is it my fault?" It'll be even funnier if she's black out drunk.

I just fear the 1% willing to pay for her shit. I'm also going to assume that they'll pay for a one-way trip only. It'll be cheaper and provide more content for the glass punchers. Imagine calling someone's suicide "content".

Actually that's a good point I didn't think of but I think you're totally right it's probably alot more likely the person either buys a one way or cancels the return flight on her after she arrives

I guess her streaming with her cashapp is her attempt to avoid all that but I don't see her crowdsourcing that kind of money in small donations I'd imagine it would be one person 2 or 3 at the most who would fund the entire thing

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Nobody is stupid enough to believe she's not going to Casper to harass Josh. This fucking lunatic is relentless.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Someone needs to step in on Josh's behalf, this isn't going to end well. I don't even know who could or what they could even do but Josh isn't equipped to handle this shit the way it needs to be handled. He is either going to end up dead, seriously injured or in prison. I fear he can't survive another incursion from the Bog Witch menace.

I'd also like to stick my thumbs in the eyes of this Chris faggot and any other ween thinking this shit is funny.

at this point I feel like only Clint or the police could step in and I seriously doubt Clint believes Jessica to be a threat to Josh' life and law enforcement won't waste time on a boglim with a BPDemon dancing on his soul.
I don't wanna touch poo but I am genuinely worried for the boy. Things took a turn for the worse when normies started taking notice of Jord but boy have things escalated further than I ever imagined. I almost miss the duster arc.

 

[Urgunt]

For once I'm praying that nothing ever happens, circle of protection over our dark lord, here's hoping methica ODs.

 

[biggacracka]

Rogue is definitely my favorite lolcow streamer. But like someone else said Seizure is definitely the best Cobratuber followed by Bitesize.

Rogue is like a buffet, you get a little bit of everything
Seizure is like a steak house, you go there for one thing only

Edit :
BogChron is like a doordash. I didn't order it but if it's paid for leave it at the door

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

If there is one thing I've learned from watching lolcows, it's that anyone named Chris is Cain to a Josh's Abel.
Also, we need a better name for Chris. I know we floated the name "Mister Oinkers" before but there's gotta be something better. Personally, I suggest Paypig Chris.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I like how he purposelly edits out his lisp.

I stopped listening to Smokey when he moralised about Larson 'why doesn't he just get a job', if you think Larson could get a job you are either a retard yourself or a zoomer clout faggot. I think he's the latter, and I cannot wait for his inevitable thread on the farms.