Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sugarfree Cigarettes said:
She's literally blubbering on FB Live about how she's going to miss their shared hate for blue cheese. What a time to be alive.
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holy fuck she had a 3" snot rocket hanging out of her nose and i didnt catch it in time lol
 
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anliteralidiot said:
That's probably when she got the revenge porn.
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Good point. She got him so fucked up at his old place that she streamed herself making out with his unconscious body. Who's to say she didn't get him pilled up again and slurped on his corn snake while he was dreaming of LN.


Also I can't believe this is the shit that got me to come back to the farms.
 
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☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆ said:
I wonder if Cobe's father, Clint, has returned from his trip because I'm hoping he will tell him to stay away from Jessica. My god, she's just doing the most!
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I'm sure Clint softly intervenes by asking Josh if he's okay or needs help, and of course Josh doesn't want to seem weak so he says he can handle it. He does need to take that gun away though.
 
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I've seen a lot of evil shit in my life and my line of work, but one of the ugliest women I've ever seen passively recording her obviously retarded boyfriend with addiction issues putting a shotgun under his chin and say he's gonna kill himself in a depressive fit she caused is near the top. Then, to fuck with him because he had the nerve to try to remove her, she's doing the revenge porn and false legal threats route?

I've never had much faith in Clint as a parent. While I can't imagine the shit and stress Cobra put him through, this half in/half out bullshit is performative on his part so he can roleplay for good daddy points. Josh was born retarded and fucked up, granted and he was never going to get better. But he can (and has) get orders of magnitude worse.

Normal, full functioning men have met their grisly end at the hands of psychotic BPD whores, and Cobra was never that and threw away half the good attributes he had to pursue hedonism in his thrashing due to lack of purpose or direction. Add to that a group of online sociopaths that willingly shill out paychecks to inflict pain on Cobes because his misery fills their cup.

I sincerely hope that this takes a Larson-esque turn when the authorities investigate who the fuck is pulling the strings behind this retarded ugly cunt, and in response they simultaneously start outing each other while trying to burrow themselves into a hidey hole.

As an aside, I think I've found the woman that could tame and kill the Ralphamale.
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
I've seen a lot of evil shit in my life and my line of work, but one of the ugliest women I've ever seen passively recording her obviously retarded boyfriend with addiction issues putting a shotgun under his chin and say he's gonna kill himself in a depressive fit she caused is near the top. Then, to fuck with him because he had the nerve to try to remove her, she's doing the revenge porn and false legal threats route?

I've never had much faith in Clint as a parent. While I can't imagine the shit and stress Cobra put him through, this half in/half out bullshit is performative on his part so he can roleplay for good daddy points. Josh was born retarded and fucked up, granted and he was never going to get better. But he can (and has) get orders of magnitude worse.

Normal, full functioning men have met their grisly end at the hands of psychotic BPD whores, and Cobra was never that and threw away half the good attributes he had to pursue hedonism in his thrashing due to lack of purpose or direction. Add to that a group of online sociopaths that willingly shill out paychecks to inflict pain on Cobes because his misery fills their cup.

I sincerely hope that this takes a Larson-esque turn when the authorities investigate who the fuck is pulling the strings behind this retarded ugly cunt, and in response they simultaneously start outing each other while trying to burrow themselves into a hidey hole.

As an aside, I think I've found the woman that could tame and kill the Ralphamale.
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She has a completely different personality today, Josh is beautiful, so beautiful.
 
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