Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
"A Harlem of fangirls"
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I imagine that if Cobes lived on 125th Street, he would be a little something like this. Another life, toobs.
 
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"Angry Grandpa died on the same day that my girlfriend broke up with me because she couldn't handle my youtube trolls, and then she immediately regretted it, then I spent the next six years without getting any pussy, and then I finally get some and it's from a psycho complete stalker cunt like Jessica, and I'm like life is hard and miserable dood. You know? It really is. I tried to show Jessica the video of Angry Grandpa getting his 55 Chevy as a Christmas gift and she didn't get it. She did not fucking get it. That video makes me cry everytime dood. *tears up*"

Josh is so boring sometimes and then out of nowhere he'll spit out a monologue that will stay with you for life.
 
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snort beg snort said:
Imagine reading super chats

Paying absolutely no mind to a $100 dono lol
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He almost completely ignored a $300 dono from his tape company a few nights ago.

>thanks for the five
>thank you for the one dollar
>thank you for the four ninety-nine
>thank you for the 300
>anyway have a good night

He read it and it clearly didn't register.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
"Angry Grandpa died on the same day that my girlfriend broke up with me because she couldn't handle my youtube trolls, and then she immediately regretted it, then I spent the next six years without getting any pussy, and then I finally get some and it's from a psycho complete stalker cunt like Jessica, and I'm like life is hard and miserable dood. You know? It really is. I tried to show Jessica the video of Angry Grandpa getting his 55 Chevy as a Christmas gift and she didn't get it. She did not fucking get it. That video makes me cry everytime dood. *tears up*"

Josh is so boring sometimes and then out of nowhere he'll spit out a monologue that will stay with you for life.
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Can someone clip that? I still remember the day AGP died after his battle with cancer. That was one of the few times I actually felt terrible about A Youtuber dying.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I hate that I read that in his voice and cadence, also it's random text worthy.
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Everything I write on this website serves only one purpose and that is to make me laugh uncontrollably but it’s a great day when other people laugh, too. It’s a dark world, man. Everything should be random text worthy or you’re just not living life right.

UncleBlazer said:
KidBehindACamera (I'm guessing the son or grandson of angry grandpa, from what I can gather? I don't care enough to look it up) just donated $99.99
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KidBehindACamera is the son of Angry Grandpa. He genuinely deserves a thread on this website for how ridiculous he is, he’s a failed rapper who grew up in a trailer and spent the better part of two decades a-logging his own father into the hospital. He’d hide his anger medication from him and light off fireworks under his bed, basically an every day occurrence. He’s spent the years after his grandfather died milking his death and promising unreleased videos that don’t exist, while using his dead father’s channel to promote his unfunny and clearly fake dramas with trailer park bozos. I might write up something for him but yeah, that’s a cow right there both figuratively and literally.
 
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KosherFarms.net said:
Can someone clip that? I still remember the day AGP died after his battle with cancer. That was one of the few times I actually felt terrible about A Youtuber dying.
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I'll give it a try. Two secs, rendering it.

Here you are, friend.



Watching live for a few hours, let me know if you guys would like a clip or something.
 
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I'm reuploading this as an act of defiance. I made it and I thought it was great, but I posted it two hours before the NAL shit a week and a half ago and it got hosed 20 pages deep in 90 minutes.



What's going on here? Wrong hand to carb a pipe, it's not tobacco.

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Took a tumble going to get his wand to show the stream. Started drunkenly waving it at chat, then realized how irresponsible he was being.
"Ok Cobra, you're dangerous with a wand. You're dangerous with a wand in your hand, watch it."
"I gotta be careful with this wand coz it's vibrating with some serious magic, dood. I wield it. I can feel it in my hand."
 
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