Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Maldron the Assassin said:
There are at least two guys out there that want to eat the bog hag's rotten crotch. Femcels literally do not exist.
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Agares said:
And there are at least 6 of-age, alive, cisgender non related women out there that consensually played with Jord's cobra jr. Incels literally do not exist.
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BOY stays winning. I can't believe Jesica fumbled this one so badly.
Mushroom King said:
THIS SUMMER, in a world..
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He looks like Jonathan Davis.
 
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Law said:
BOY stays winning. I can't believe Jesica fumbled this one so badly.

He looks like Jonathan Davis.
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Which of the Cobes classics would he be singing? Cobra Cantina?
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Forgive me, for I am a stupid ESL and non-american but ignoring the Cobraism, the fuck is a huckle barer.
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Doc Holiday says in Tombstone, "I'll be your Huckleberry." Referring to Huckleberry Finn from the book Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Not sure if he misspelled it, misunderstood it or just didn't care; he was probably drunk on Double Stuff Oreo shots.
 
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Mushroom King said:
Doc Holiday says in Tombstone, "I'll be your Huckleberry." Referring to Huckleberry Finn from the book Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Not sure if he misspelled it, misunderstood it or just didn't care; he was probably drunk on Double Stuff Oreo shots.
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Apparently "I'll be your hucklebearer/huckleberry" is a gay internet mandela effect thing . I noticed that he's been quoting it that way now, so he must've seen something about it recently. He's always said "huckleberry" though, and even has other shirts with it spelled that way.
 

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While you were learning how to SPELL your name! I was being trained to CONQUER Warlord!
Hennimore said:

Sounds like someone is in the Cobra lair. You can hear someone moving a chair around in the background.
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The chair definitely does move or at least makes a sound. The lukewarm Domino's Mac and Cheese doused in garlic butter sauce and mixed with Lay's, Dortios, and parmesan cheese was utterly destroyed by Joshie.
 
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