Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Does life imitate art yootoob or what if the roles were reversed?

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Gordon Ramsays Porn Dwarf said:
Idk my nigger, but letting couchchris and other fucking mongoloids just mooch of him while giving them a smile, is being kinda jovial nice fellow in a regarded way. He is vindictive, but he's also a nice person to random strangers just because he feels like it. Seeing as you only started watching in 2018 I'll give you a pass since time is relevant for when you started watching and doesn't make you sound like a faggot?
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Cobes doesn't give things away because he's just am intrinsic altruistic guy. We've all seen the Warlord sandwich incident or the Darflinny chips tantrum. He does it because he wants to be cool and liked. He thinks sharing a pizza or letting someone crash over will make him seem like a cool rockstar. But time and time again when push comes to shove he's shown that he would gladly hurt his own Father or fantasize about murdering a stranger because they said he had to leave a bar. He's not a total bad person but he's not the big hearted alcoholic retard that some people seem to think he is. He's as complex as someone with a room temperature IQ can be which is why he's fun to watch but he certainly has the capacity to act like a total fucking asshole to people who he perceives as against him.

Also I mentioned when I started watching cobes because someone else brought up longtime viewers, not for no reason. Did you think I was bragging about watching a dude on the Internet? Please try achieving something in your life so your sense of self worth isn't automatically threatened by a guy saying he's been a long time watcher of a lolcow
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Cobra wouldn't name himself LordKingCobra would he? He'd continue adding 420s and 69s and 666s to the end of his username until an open username became available.

The only doubt to this being an imposter is the Dec16 signup date? Or can you change your discord username?

I suspect Gayops.
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@SeizureRobot5000 do you know what Cobes goes by on Discord?
 
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mars said:
Cobes doesn't give things away because he's just am intrinsic altruistic guy. We've all seen the Warlord sandwich incident or the Darflinny chips tantrum. He does it because he wants to be cool and liked. He thinks sharing a pizza or letting someone crash over will make him seem like a cool rockstar. But time and time again when push comes to shove he's shown that he would gladly hurt his own Father or fantasize about murdering a stranger because they said he had to leave a bar. He's not a total bad person but he's not the big hearted alcoholic retard that some people seem to think he is. He's as complex as someone with a room temperature IQ can be which is why he's fun to watch but he certainly has the capacity to act like a total fucking asshole to people who he perceives as against him.

Also I mentioned when I started watching cobes because someone else brought up longtime viewers, not for no reason. Did you think I was bragging about watching a dude on the Internet? Please try achieving something in your life so your sense of self worth isn't automatically threatened by a guy saying he's been a long time watcher of a lolcow
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HE A GOOD BOG! HE DINDU NUFFIN, TOOBZ

The people who say he's completely bad or completely good always forget the most important point: he's highly regarded.
There's a reason boglim's razor is a thing
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Cobra wouldn't name himself LordKingCobra would he? He'd continue adding 420s and 69s and 666s to the end of his username until an open username became available.
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Somehow he'll wind up with GothicKingCobra4201488.

Slim Boglim said:
He’s doing fucking food hack trailers now
Oh no Josh last time you put pork brains on a burger was the “Well, a lot’s up, Josh.” Call
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Still a step up from wet and juicy sharts.
 
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mars said:
It's kinda funny seeing all the people in here figure out that Cobes is a vindictive little asshole and not just a big retarded toddler lol. He's been like this forever. From telling Scotty's sister that he's glad she had a miscarriage to threatening to stab literally dozens of people because they pissed him off for some reason or another he's never ever shown even a little grace with anyone he gets into any disagreement with no matter how petty. Even his father who just wanted him not to drink a literal bottle of hooch in the car on the way to a family meetup got threatened with murder. I don't know why the misconception that Cobes is a jovial nice fellow became so rampant in the last couple years. He has gone on the record saying that he would be laughing gleefully if anyone who trolled him got raped and killed.
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yeah, but also not surprising he attracts fellow clued out, fully separated from reality space cadets. and highly regarded newfags barely above the level of daniel larson zoomers. either way the delusional cock riding def gets annoying since its just flat out untrue lol
i'll add though that his recent brain damage has made him so dumb and dull that he no longer is a huge cunt like a decade ago. newfags just seriously need to get educated before raving about what an uwu cinnamon roll he is
 
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