Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Puffers— the dead dragon]

First time commenter, long time lurker but over on HRH’s NAL stream, a few moments ago, someone said that the boy and NAL are back together and she’s flying out soon.

Could explain why the boy’s so pouty on his favorite day.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Seeing this thumbnail made me giggle. Where'd he go?View attachment 6585322

thats a pretty good invisible man costume he has going.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Imagine this as a background for a zoom meeting.

Holy shit, thanks for the idea. This at my next work meeting Monday is MDWU.

 

[Umaibae]

Blessed to be in an American time zone so I can finally watch a Halloween stream at night as Joe’s intended TWU.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Tuned into his live he’s rocking the Green Phantom outfit hell yes Green Phantom Seasson

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is one grumpy green phantom.

 

[bookers]

lmaooo no wayyy

 

[bookers]

WHATS THE MATTER SHON?

THE GREEN PHANTOMS GOT HIS HAND UP MY ASS!

 

[bookers]

"it was cobra the whole time, shocker. its like scooby doo solved the mystery man"

 

[Molly Millions]

We live in a society, toobz



We have a black female running for President and you want to scream at me about how you're oppressed?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I wonder why he loves that mask so much? Honestly it's just a cheap mask that he seem's to have really suck on.

I could understand something "Gawth" but that's a fairly bland generic mask and he's kept it for what 5 - 6 years now?

 

[Hennimore]

What a fucking snooze fest of a stream. I'm so ready for this NAL shit to end so he'll shut the fuck up about her. I don't know how many more times I can listen to him whine that he just wants her to leave him alone and then cope his way around constantly talking about her and sending her shit in the mail.

Hearing him finally admit that he is facing consequences from his drinking was cathartic though. The juxtaposition of him saying his kidneys have been hurting, that he wants to stop drinking as much and then continuing to stay up for six more hours drinking is humorous but he was in such a piss poor mood all night that I had to tap out after awhile. The NAL stuff was exciting for awhile just because it broke up his death spiral of a routine but he has somehow managed to even make NAL boring. The worst part is that I know this shit is going to continue for at least another year because neither one of these niggers can shut up about each other. We're gonna keep listening to NAL loops until one of them puts their money where their mouth is and kills the other one.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder why he loves that mask so much? Honestly it's just a cheap mask that he seem's to have really suck on.

I could understand something "Gawth" but that's a fairly bland generic mask and he's kept it for what 5 - 6 years now?

Probably too lazy/poor to actually go out and get a new costume. Life in the negative is exciting but does have its downsides…

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The NAL stuff was exciting for awhile just because it broke up his death spiral of a routine but he has somehow managed to even make NAL boring. The worst part is that I know this shit is going to continue for at least another year because neither one of these niggers can shut up about each other. We're gonna keep listening to NAL loops until one of them puts their money where their mouth is and kills the other one.

Broke up his death spiral? If anything this saga kicked it into maximum overdrive. Cobes has been more stressed, miserable and drinking even more than usual to cope with it on top of NAL's usual abuse. He legit looked like he OD'd on something during the second visit and became a vegetable while NAL took over streaming.

 

[Acceptable]

Nal only wormed her way into his life because she was a previous stalker and was obsessed with him and being internet famou. She found him through the farms in the first place. ive Noticed that once people stop talking about her the more unhinged she gets. after The break up settled and people were done talking about her, she threatened to leak The nudes. everyone was in a frenzy, content creators had something new to talk about. She loved it. Then it died down and she couldn’t handle it so she released the videos.

shes so mentally fucked that this cycle will go on forever. I genuinely have no idea what will stop her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I genuinely have no idea what will stop her

death

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

death

"Only in death does retardation end JAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSHHHHIIIIIEEEEEE"

 

[ASeabear8952]

Jim’s stream last night was great as usual and the BOY was streaming at the exact same time he was wrapping up. I wanted so bad for Jim to raid him because it would’ve been perfect.

 

[DickMain]

Wouldn't be surprised if fans/troles sent him at least one that he never even bothered to open

How would he without the box opener

"Only in death does retardation end JAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSHHHHIIIIIEEEEEE"

This button exists so I don't need to scroll an entire page to see the post after your low-effort crop. Please use it because it's less annoying.

 

[Law]

He’s doing fucking food hack trailers now

Even his little cobra looks depressed

Wonder when the prion disease will start to kick in, if that hasn't happened already

Here's the deal, YouTube, the spongiform encephalopathy is gonna fix the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.

I genuinely have no idea what will stop her.

Finding a new internet famous man to glom on to (I hear Nick Rekieta’s available)