Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

One of NaLs scathing criticisms of Josh is “He wipes his ass standing up” and I can’t for the life of me understand why THAT’S a problem. If anything wiping your ass sitting down is fucking weird.

Edit: I guess Suit Manlet wipes his ass sitting down. That’s a little weird but alright man.

 

[Your Landlord]

Every time I check on her I see a frame or thumbnail that gives me a healthy chuckle. Just look at that head!

 

[Captain Ahab]

It's gonna be the boy's most depressing album yet. An entire album of him in his feelings about Jessica.

Jessica’s beef curtains are gonna get a nice workout when she learns he made a whole ass album dedicated to her. Boy sure knows how to treat a BPD whore. If he wasn’t so regarded, I’d think he wants her around.

 

[lemon_zest]

I feel that Josh could really improve if he had some friends to hang out with regularly on stream and off stream. The interactions would rejuvenate the channel and maybe get him out of the pit of despair.

well, most people don’t want to hang out with a wet-brained, toothless guy who loops about nothing every time he gets to yappin. optimistic but he’s beyond help imo

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

One of NaLs scathing criticisms of Josh is “He wipes his ass standing up” and I can’t for the life of me understand why THAT’S a problem. If anything wiping your ass sitting down is fucking weird.

She definitely makes him shit with the door open.

 

[Hennimore]

I feel that Josh could really improve if he had some friends to hang out with regularly on stream and off stream. The interactions would rejuvenate the channel and maybe get him out of the pit of despair.

Josh needs a new Mr. Green. The problem is that most aren't gonna be willing to put up having to walk on eggshells around Josh but I do honestly think his life would genuinely improve with a big brother type figure that isn't dad. You could see that a bit when Mr. Green was around for the short amount of time he was.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

One of NaLs scathing criticisms of Josh is “He wipes his ass standing up” and I can’t for the life of me understand why THAT’S a problem. If anything wiping your ass sitting down is fucking weird.

Honestly just kind of surprised he does at all.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Jessica’s beef curtains are gonna get a nice workout when she learns he made a whole ass album dedicated to her. Boy sure knows how to treat a BPD whore. If he wasn’t so regarded, I’d think he wants her around.

I have to admit, making a diss album on your crazy ass ex in his situation is gothic as fuck dude. Boy really knows how to put out fire with gasoline.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I have to admit, making a diss album on your crazy ass ex in his situation is gothic as fuck dude. Boy really knows how to put out fire with gasoline.

Gothic Taylor Swift

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Every time I check on her I see a frame or thumbnail that gives me a healthy chuckle. Just look at that head!

That's just Josh in a wig, you can't fool me.

 

[California King]

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Every time I check on her I see a frame or thumbnail that gives me a healthy chuckle. Just look at that head!

I only went to her channel once, and the first thing I saw was a video where she's begging people to stop harassing her. In typical redditard fashion, the comments were filled with hundreds of people pretending to be Josh and talking shit.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

She definitely makes him shit with the door open.

Josh has shit with the door open since his first apartment. He interrupted one of his own YouToobs to in his own words "drop his kids off at the pool" and proceeded to make various sounds after going into his bathroom to imply he was dropping a deuce. Truly, foreshadowing of his "Wet and Juicy" videos.
I hate that I know this.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Josh has shit with the door open since his first apartment. He interrupted one of his own YouToobs to in his own words "drop his kids off at the pool" and proceeded to make various sounds after going into his bathroom to imply he was dropping a deuce. Truly, foreshadowing of his "Wet and Juicy" videos.
I hate that I know this.

AFAIK he hasn't done this when there's another person around, but my intel on KingCobra's shitting habits is sparse.

 

[Smegward]

Josh has shit with the door open since his first apartment. He interrupted one of his own YouToobs to in his own words "drop his kids off at the pool" and proceeded to make various sounds after going into his bathroom to imply he was dropping a deuce. Truly, foreshadowing of his "Wet and Juicy" videos.
I hate that I know this.

it was "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" lol

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

More Jessica seething. I think the NAL thoughtloops are going to be their own genre of video for a while.

 

[anliteralidiot]

More Jessica seething. I think the NAL thoughtloops are going to be their own genre of video for a while.

Tbf, she was calling the cops on him yesterday, on air. She was being absolutely evil about it, too, laughing at him for crying at the thought of Clint dying.

She's a fucking cunt, and she deserves the shit talk every time she goes live.

 

[Ib2grh8]

We’ve officially hit prospector cobes, tmdwuyt

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I‘ve been rewatching a lot of old lolcow content and it made me feel really nostalgic. I miss old Josh. I miss when he was a goofy “goth” dude who rode bike indoors, got drunk with friends, partook in stupid debates about fish being dairy, believed himself to be a word-class musician with trickotearia, and ranted about not getting pussy.

I feel that Josh could really improve if he had some friends to hang out with regularly on stream and off stream. The interactions would rejuvenate the channel and maybe get him out of the pit of despair.

Better not make me tap the sign again booooy!

A year or two ago, there was a stream on some guys channel where Homeboy Scotty made a very rare appearance and if I can recall correctly, he said something to the effect of:

Last I heard Scotty was actually trying to put his life together in an earnest way and this just seems to be the crux of the issue. Josh is always going to be Josh, there might be a new pizza topping or a new wand add-on but he’s never going to progress beyond the point he’s already been for a decade or more because he is perpetually 15 years old.

The homies move on with their lives. They grow as people and change. Some of them might grow as people and find themselves with responsibility, some might grow as people and find themselves in a jail cell. They are changing regardless and they don’t really wanna hang out with a guy who’s forever 15, shut in his house, showing them lesbian pornos at noon on a Sunday. The old homies are just gone and they ain’t coming back.

To be quite honest yootoob I hope Homeboy Scotty actually got himself cleaned up and sober.

 

[bonified retard]

Said he's gonna kick Jessica's ass if she tries to rape his dad

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

What does he see in those flames