Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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GameratePTSD said:
Life Ain't Fair has officially dropped.
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That second song, "Trolls can suck my ass crack"
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:story: The boy never fails to entertain.

This album uses samples from Pink Floyd's The Wall. The BOY has gone full Doug Walker.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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1. Great day to die
2. Trolls can suck my ass crack
3. Rock in roll never dies
4.Drinking and dying alone
5. Never say goodbye
6. Bullets in the wall
7. Fair
8. Toxiciove
9. People are fake
10.Life is miserable Death is merciful ft Spooky Sarah
11. BONUS AI TRACK: crimson Justice
12. BONUS AI TRACK: Mad Locomotive
13 BONUS AI TRACK: KingCobraJFS Master of the Trolls
14. BONUS AI TRACK: Eternal Darkness Rises
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FUCK I’ve been ninja’d
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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1. Great day to die
2. Trolls can suck my ass crack
3. Rock in roll never dies
4.Drinking and dying alone
5. Never say goodbye
6. Bullets in the wall
7. Fair
8. Toxiciove
9. People are fake
10.Life is miserable Death is merciful ft Spooky Sarah
11. BONUS AI TRACK: crimson Justice
12. BONUS AI TRACK: Mad Locomotive
13 BONUS AI TRACK: KingCobraJFS Master of the Trolls
14. BONUS AI TRACK: Eternal Darkness Rises
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You like King Cobra? His early work was a little too ava grande for my taste. But when Satan's Bell came out in '22, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Black Sabbath but I think Cobra has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '24, Cobra released this; Life Ain't Fair, his most accomplished album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Never Say Goodbye". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the ephemerality of love and the hatred of mass shootings. It's also a personal statement about Cobra himself. Hey Jessica!
 
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Fortyone said:
The finished work got posted on the FB cobra group
Credit: James Robertson
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I could see Jessica being a Ghoul from the Cthulhu mythos.

"Shoutout to Richard Pickman for hooking me up with one of his of-age, alive, cisgender female friends. That's most definitely what's up, toobz"

"Jawshiiiieee let's go to the graveyard! I hunger for more corpses!"
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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1. Great day to die
2. Trolls can suck my ass crack
3. Rock in roll never dies
4.Drinking and dying alone
5. Never say goodbye
6. Bullets in the wall
7. Fair
8. Toxiciove
9. People are fake
10.Life is miserable Death is merciful ft Spooky Sarah
11. BONUS AI TRACK: crimson Justice
12. BONUS AI TRACK: Mad Locomotive
13 BONUS AI TRACK: KingCobraJFS Master of the Trolls
14. BONUS AI TRACK: Eternal Darkness Rises
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I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to the thought process of including 4 AI tracks that are leagues above his production quality. It really paints a poor contrast between those and his "Wow good job bud this is going straight on the refrigerator" tracks.
 
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Law said:
Maybe Jawshie just loves the attention?
I hope he doesn't keep the NAL nonsense going for fifteen fucking years though. She gets old and Josh is better without her yelling.
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I enjoyed it because I like having to contend with someone who’s completely unhinged, it’s a good challenge, less of a chance for predictable behaviour but I think Josh just wants some peace in his life. I don’t think he’ll contend with this retard for much longer.
 
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funscape said:
I know everyone is talking about Cobra's new album but coincidentally I just came across this new synth release and thought it was fitting for this thread:


Court of the Bog King
The final track is also titled Fly Agaric Lichen Mead. TMDWU
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I really like that so much.
R00k said:
I've bought 3 or 4 of his albums on cassette. They're only like $10 a piece and I have a bit of a collection of cassette tapes so I don't mind throwing some money his was every once and a while.
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You're going to be the only Cobes cassette master and there's going to be a day when someone says something like "yeah i remember listening to this one dude but i can't find any of his music anywhere" and you'll be the one to pipe up and say "hey i've got that".
 
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gampboonerisms said:
You're going to be the only Cobes cassette master and there's going to be a day when someone says something like "yeah i remember listening to this one dude but i can't find any of his music anywhere" and you'll be the one to pipe up and say "hey i've got that".
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When we have actual worlds most mysterious albums instead of some gay german song from our planets sissiest era, the 1980s.
 
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