Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

I don't know how much more looping about Jessica I can take. If I have to hear Josh say he isn't giving her attention while making numerous videos a day talking about her I'm gonna lose my mind. Listening to him say he isn't watching her streams while directly responding to things she says in her streams. This shit is gonna go on forever.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

More gendur relayshuns ranting.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Is Jessica the most blatant villain thusfar in the Cobra Saga, besides Josh's self destructive life? Maybe that Chazz freak

Josh is always his own worst enemy but if we dont count that, Jessica is absolutely the worst. Second worst might be redditors who kept sending him duster and shit like that, literally because some of them wanted to see him die.

 

[fukkit]

jessica is really ruining the content. we finally get another dank cooking video, but its in the middle of a loop. all i want are dank food hacks toobs

 

[bonified retard]

jessica is really ruining the content. we finally get another dank cooking video, but its in the middle of a loop. all i want are dank food hacks toobs

I imagine he'd go right back to getting drunk off camera, and hardly uploading if he stopped paying attention to her. Be careful what you wish for, doodt.

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

View attachment 6641747 NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

shes so fucking ugly omgg

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is Jessica the most blatant villain thusfar in the Cobra Saga, besides Josh's self destructive life? Maybe that Chazz freak

I’ve been thinking about this. Wouldn’t Oinkers/Chris also be up there by default?

 

[Molly Millions]

Blasting shitty AI songs and looping about Jessica

https://www.youtube.com/live/rQDW2AmB9n4

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Better not send Ozzy a custom engraved brass bell, BOY!

 

[Devious Dave]

I love how he's more worried about sending a gift to Ozzy than he is paying bills

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I love how he's more worried about sending a gift to Ozzy than he is paying bills

And he conveniently forgets what happened to the wand he sent Ozzy years ago.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I love how he's more worried about sending a gift to Ozzy than he is paying bills

Clint pays his bills for him so it really doesn't concern him. He withholds part of his monthly SSI check to cover part of his rent and then pays for the rest himself.

 

[Molly Millions]

I love how he thinks his troles hacked the tactical soap website to disable his code

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Josh heavily praising the "troll" who sent NAL a sex toy makes me think he's the troll who sent NAL a sex toy

 

[Smegward]

he said that he'd eat a king cobra and that it would get him closer to his spirit animal. please don't send him snake meat so that he can cover it in loocrane and doritos.

 

[UncleBlazer]

He just threw up off screen lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He just threw up off screen lol

Bog Barfer strikes again.

 

[Sugriva]

Is this guy drunk?!?!?! I can't tell...


The wait and see strategy working out just fine, toobz.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He just threw up off screen lol

Tactical Chunders, not good man.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Keep on rockin to ai slop songs, bud. He made one about himself, Ozzy and Dani Filth TWU.
"Long Live Ozzy and Dani, Hail Kingcobra"