Cambiar
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He's a steel reserve man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2W2AsTLni0
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Smegward
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He drinks literal bog mead.
Smegward
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fair, he'd just say that it had a bite to it and get drool everywhere.
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The mental image of Josh dry humping a tallboy is exquisid
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Guzzle some down, xenomorph drool everywhere and then sneeze directly into his glass while looking like a tumbleweed of pestilence.
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Why make 2 hot pockets, microwave one more with the sandwich and then put the other in the fridge for later? They take like 3 or 4 minutes to microwave from frozen! Make it make sense toobz!
The increasing camera grease was pretty kino
E: He doesn't even get through half of the sandwich? I wonder if it was hurting his teeth from being too warm
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He's drunken three bottles of this so far right? He could handle buckfast.
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Is this the first he’s acknowledged Puff as actually being dead? Better not be reaching the acceptance stage of grief, BOY!
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Yeah I'm pretty sure this is the first time he has admitted Puff is dead. Before he would say "If my lizard is dead I'm gonna be a wreck".
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" I love coke / crack " - Joshua Saunders 2024
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Sweet, now someone just has to get him to do online gamba and we have our BossmanJack replacement!
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Both my friend and I picked up on that he seemed to be zooted up on something this past week. He was just way too energetic and acting weird for him to not be, this certainly explains a lot.
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"Cockaine"
God bless you, Jorps.
God bless you, Jorps.
Bixby Snyder
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I doubt he’s moved onto crack. He’s too lazy to leave his trailer. Let alone get cash, walk to the trailer next door, and then buy some.
Maybe if they have something like CrackApp — which would be doordash for crackheads — and you know he def wouldn’t tip
Maybe if they have something like CrackApp — which would be doordash for crackheads — and you know he def wouldn’t tip
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What are the cheapest and strongest drinks you can get in the states? Im suprised that we have never seen Cobes with a gallon of some gas station vodka.
Btw he should get some Makers Mark, it grants the special hollerin' ability that could match Jessica screeching.
Btw he should get some Makers Mark, it grants the special hollerin' ability that could match Jessica screeching.
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Everclear, which is 190 proof, essentially 95% pure alcohol.
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Okay maybe its for the better that he doesn't buy anything that strong, i feel like he would die live on air if he got something like that.
One thing he should try on the other hand is making some actual homemade wine, with one of those big buckets. I can imagine him mixing the warlock's brew with his staff, clouds of smoke puffing when he throws his ingredients in there.
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He's bought at least several bottles of everclear. He mixed it with some kind of birthday cake vodka. Hes surprisingly aware of the concept of abv and knew it would kill him if he rushed it.
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People have sent him everclear. Quite famously he made "Cobra's cotton candy" which was cotton candy mac and cheese mix poured into an Everclear bottle.Okay maybe its for the better that he doesn't buy anything that strong, i feel like he would die live on air if he got something like that.
One thing he should try on the other hand is making some actual homemade wine, with one of those big buckets. I can imagine him mixing the warlock's brew with his staff, clouds of smoke puffing when he throws his ingredients in there.
If you want to see him make wine, you'll love the mead saga we recently left. Our boy way trying his hardest to give himself botulism, using bacon in mead is MDWU.