Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Hennimore said:
Yeah I'm pretty sure this is the first time he has admitted Puff is dead. Before he would say "If my lizard is dead I'm gonna be a wreck".
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He actually had a moment of clarity on one of his recent livestreams where he straight up came out and said puff is dead. If I recall correctly it was the first main livestream he did after him and jessica broke up
 
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Cunning Lettuce said:
People have sent him everclear. Quite famously he made "Cobra's cotton candy" which was cotton candy mac and cheese mix poured into an Everclear bottle.

If you want to see him make wine, you'll love the mead saga we recently left. Our boy way trying his hardest to give himself botulism, using bacon in mead is MDWU.
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Oh right. I was mixing up the birthday cake vodka meltdown (I'll show you too drunk!) and the everclear saga.
 
C. G. B Spender said:
Okay maybe its for the better that he doesn't buy anything that strong, i feel like he would die live on air if he got something like that.

One thing he should try on the other hand is making some actual homemade wine, with one of those big buckets. I can imagine him mixing the warlock's brew with his staff, clouds of smoke puffing when he throws his ingredients in there. :biggrin:
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He has had Everclear before. But it doesn't matter the proof at this point. He will put 3-5 100 proof airplane bottles into a single glass and drink it, make the most disgusted face ever, and then call it smooth and tasty. If it gets him drunk, he doesn't care.
 
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Drama Fan said:
He doesn't even get through half of the sandwich? I wonder if it was hurting his teeth from being too warm
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This has been a theory for a while. Last year when he made his bogrritos he'd leave them out for several days, nibbling on them. The chair bugs got into them before he was done eating. He doesn't eat his homemade slop with as much vigour and speed compared to his doordash orders, so it's either his teeth, the fact that it tastes awful or he makes so much food that he physically can't stomach it, or a combination of all three.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
This has been a theory for a while. Last year when he made his bogrritos he'd leave them out for several days, nibbling on them. The chair bugs got into them before he was done eating. He doesn't eat his homemade slop with as much vigour and speed compared to his doordash orders, so it's either his teeth, the fact that it tastes awful or he makes so much food that he physically can't stomach it, or a combination of all three.
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It's mostly his teeth now but it wasn't always like this. "Letting it cool off for later" used to mean "I made inedible slop that I can barely stomach but goth bad boys don't call their cooking disgusting on youtube" but ever since the conquistador era he's actually munched on stuff he left out like the bogritos. Boglim evolution is a strange thing.
 
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Cunning Lettuce said:
People have sent him everclear. Quite famously he made "Cobra's cotton candy" which was cotton candy mac and cheese mix poured into an Everclear bottle.

If you want to see him make wine, you'll love the mead saga we recently left. Our boy way trying his hardest to give himself botulism, using bacon in mead is MDWU.
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Last year he tried to make eggnog mead. i think that was the worst one despite it all. The thought of him dumping yeast into a dairy product and letting it sit in his room temp closet for weeks is insane. On the one hand I’m glad somebody told him that’ll become anything but mean, but on the other I really wanted to see what it’d turn into and if try to stomach it to save face
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I doubt he’s moved onto crack. He’s too lazy to leave his trailer. Let alone get cash, walk to the trailer next door, and then buy some.

Maybe if they have something like CrackApp — which would be doordash for crackheads — and you know he def wouldn’t tip
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They might! There is an app to connect people with weed in non-legal places called LeafedOut, I’ve seen people offer quite a few things alongside their thc offerings.

It’s more likely that this reconnection with Warlord is resulting in some partying with uppers before hometranny gets locked up again?
 
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cascadeplatinum said:
It’s more likely that this reconnection with Warlord is resulting in some partying with uppers before hometranny gets locked up again?
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I guess it's better than him just sitting alone in the bugchair.
 
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