Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Catching up on this week's boglim antics with "next step". I guess the loop of revenge porning has gone from "imagine if the roles were reversed yootoob." to "so I reversed the roles yootoob.". He mentions the police not helping him with his white trash facebook drama because of the double standards toobs but I wager that he hasn't even contacted them after the first time. The bog witch rules his sad pathetic life now.
He's stopped customizedgirl. Aside from the shirt of her dick nipple flapjacks.
He's stopped painting juan. Is he still holding out on shipping Beverly's $600 dowel rod?
He's stopped food hack. Now we're back to micawave slop.
He's stopped meeduh. Haven't seen any new bog brews or update tasting/chuggings.
I'm not even going to send my magic toobz. He's crystal trapped into an infinite NAL loop. With the breaking of the spell of dryness, his soul has been damned to repeat the worst days of his life for all of eternity.
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I miss the mead arc. That's the most interesting he's been in a while with regards (heh) to his own, self-driven content. And weirdly enough I also kinda miss the bogrrito instalment because I love watching him eat vile, disgusting canned foods like the snails he got.
I miss this boy. Better not buy frozen, premade sushi and use wonderbread slices for your burger bun, BOY
 
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Dr. Online said:
Nightmare before Christmas pajama pants are so goth. His hair looks like a fucking spider. I never would have thought it would've looked as bad as it did when he was in his previous appt and looked like a spaniel as he eye fucks himself in the camera.
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On the bright side, at least he changed his clothes (and showered, maybe?).
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Did cobes do crack? Because if so he will likely become addicted.
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He just needs to light a trash fire in an oil drum and give exposition to the protagonist and he will literally be a movie hobo.
Suit Manlet said:
He starts doing coke and now his fire alarm is chirping.
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Better not lose it all BOY!
 
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funscape said:
Cobes could be like one of the hobos who hang out with Spawn. Honestly he would fit right into that universe.
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if you ever try to go back and read all the spawn comics it is fucking insane how much of that comic is literally just him sitting with filthy bums crying about wanda and absolutely nothing else happening. at least if cobes was there we could have had spawn having deep philosophical conversations on gender relations, spawn doing duster, spawn taste tasting food hacks and drink combos. it would be a better comic. todd mcfarlane keeps claiming they're making a movie with Jamie Foxx, they don't need to cast actors as bums, just go get cobes to be a hobo for a week and hang out with jamie foxx in a spawn suit in an alley somewhere and film it, spawn is goth as fuck toobz.
 
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el bandito loco said:
if you ever try to go back and read all the spawn comics it is fucking insane how much of that comic is literally just him sitting with filthy bums crying about wanda and absolutely nothing else happening. at least if cobes was there we could have had spawn having deep philosophical conversations on gender relations, spawn doing duster, spawn taste tasting food hacks and drink combos. it would be a better comic. todd mcfarlane keeps claiming they're making a movie with Jamie Foxx, they don't need to cast actors as bums, just go get cobes to be a hobo for a week and hang out with jamie foxx in a spawn suit in an alley somewhere and film it, spawn is goth as fuck toobz.
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Now that I think about it more: Spawn loves black and green. He kills sickos. Made a deal with the devil. Has had a really long dry spell.

This is perfect.
 
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funscape said:
Now that I think about it more: Spawn loves black and green. He kills sickos. Made a deal with the devil. Has had a really long dry spell.

This is perfect.
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I wish it was still the 90s/early 00s and the trailer voiceover guy was still with us. I can hear it now in my head, his narration and then the dialogue. "JAMIE FOXX AS SPAWN *action scene punch noises one-liner* HOT BLACK ACTRESS AS WANDA *sassy remark screaming running from violator or cy kill* AND INTRODUCING JOSH SAUNDERS AS BOG-LIOSTRO *she's just a fake ass cunt al, you're to be the devil's general for his hell army, that's what's up. your powers like, have a limit man. your soul belongs to the dark one, praise his magic*
 
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