Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[funscape]

I wish it was still the 90s/early 00s and the trailer voiceover guy was still with us. I can hear it now in my head, his narration and then the dialogue. "JAMIE FOXX AS SPAWN *action scene punch noises one-liner* HOT BLACK ACTRESS AS WANDA *sassy remark screaming running from violator or cy kill* AND INTRODUCING JOSH SAUNDERS AS BOG-LIOSTRO *she's just a fake ass cunt al, you're to be the devil's general for his hell army, that's what's up. your powers like, have a limit man. your soul belongs to the dark one, praise his magic*

Someone should make a comic book panel where Cobes is trying to peddle some tactical soap to a forlorn Spawn.

"Rub it all over your cape, toobz. Wanda will be all over your demon cock. 0.5% discount if you order with coupon code: KINGCOBRA."

 

[Cambiar]

Inshallah we have a jerky arc... Just making his own jerky, with anything he can get his hands on.

I would send him a dehydrator if I thought cobes would be even slightly inclined to use it or could figure out how to use it. Maybe after he masters the can opener.

 

[CircusCat]

He just posted some pics to Faceberg.


Is this the Bev?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Me too, lil buddy, Me too.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

This is like an end of season reveal. Jessica about to flip

 

[Racist Parrot]

Lol no way

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is this the Bev?

Holy shit I think it is.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is like an end of season reveal. Jessica about to flip

Who is this woman? If I had to guess I'd say it's the chick who went to the graveyard with cobes and her boyfriend a month or so ago when they were first trying to make Jessica jealous. However, I've been ignoring the thread because of the bog witch so this woman might be old news.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Imagine your girlfriend kissed Cobes big ugly bald head and is no doubt going to fuck up her life drawing unwanted a-log attention for 5 minutes of boglim fame wyd?

 

[CircusCat]

Who is this woman? If I had to guess I'd say it's the chick who went to the graveyard with cobes and her boyfriend a month or so ago when they were first trying to make Jessica jealous. However, I've been ignoring the thread because of the bog witch so this woman might be old news.

https://youtu.be/_ykitFlr2a4?si=F9-Mb-Hjl_ctxOw0

He just posted this. Not Bev, some girl called space Cadet Amber.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Hey Jessica, fuck you

 

[Slim Boglim]

https://youtu.be/_ykitFlr2a4?si=F9-Mb-Hjl_ctxOw0

He just posted this. Not Bev, some girl called space Cadet Amber.

It seems like somehow just entering the Boglim’s orbit leaves you with a stupid fucking nickname immediately. What bog-name do you think Cobes would christen you with? I think I’d be called Slim Jimmy

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

https://youtu.be/_ykitFlr2a4?si=F9-Mb-Hjl_ctxOw0

He just posted this. Not Bev, some girl called space Cadet Amber.

ah so my guess was right, shame I was hoping it was a new bpd daemon to latch on to cobes.

 

[chimpSculpture]

He's like a homeless man with a house.

This is literally how I describe him to people. A homeless person that lives indoors.

He just posted some pics to Faceberg.

TMDWTFIU YOUTOOB!

Hopefully she doesn't catch anything from coming in to contact with his body. One of his old girlfriends got a throat infection from kissing him/sucking his python. A circle of protection so mote it be.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Is there a word for when you accidentally create art without trying?

 

[The Stranger]

Is there a word for when you accidentally create art without trying?

Retard-savant?

 

[Your Landlord]

Something isn't right.
This entire thing is stinking worse than a boglim and I can't help but wonder if we have been experiencing an exquisid aveguard act or gayops are afoot.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's even wearing his iconic "I'd rather beat off to women, then beat women" shirt.

What a lad!

 

[Cambiar]

Something isn't right.
This entire thing is stinking worse than a boglim and I can't help but wonder if we have been experiencing an exquisid aveguard act or gayops are afoot.

Wdym? Because fans showed up at his place?

 

[Zjierb]

Something isn't right.
This entire thing is stinking worse than a boglim and I can't help but wonder if we have been experiencing an exquisid aveguard act or gayops are afoot.

I reserve the right to agree, but I think it was just some fans or followers that rolled up on his doorstep with booze. Who's a boglim to say no to free alcohol and smokes?

Spoiler: Gay sentimentality shit

I think it's good for him to have relatively positive people in his life. Looking at this demeanor and appearance before his fans visited vs after shows that he was spiraling the drain because he didn't have any positive influence. I, for one, welcome any level of homeboys and homegirls as long as there's not some gay trolling afoot.