Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Maldron the Assassin]

He just posted some pics to Faceberg.

Now this is how you get inside Jessica's head and drive her fucking mental.

 

[PigFarm]

I reserve the right to agree, but I think it was just some fans or followers that rolled up on his doorstep with booze. Who's a boglim to say no to free alcohol and smokes?

Spoiler: Gay sentimentality shit

I think it's good for him to have relatively positive people in his life. Looking at this demeanor and appearance before his fans visited vs after shows that he was spiraling the drain because he didn't have any positive influence. I, for one, welcome any level of homeboys and homegirls as long as there's not some gay trolling afoot.

I think it's a bit optimistic to think that some random internet addicts who show up at his door with the vices that are killing him just for some internet fame are "positive influences."

 

[Shinkai]

This is like an end of season reveal. Jessica about to flip

Incoming bathroom meltdown stream

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

wouldn't stop asking questions during Tombstone

One of the reasons why i love Cobes, his excuse was not this cunt yapping during BJ's but talking during Tombstone is a bridge too far.

"JAAAAWSHIE HOW DO WESTERN GUNS WORK?"

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

He's a steel reserve man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2W2AsTLni0

dank magic... watchu know bout that toobz, probably nothin'

 

[anliteralidiot]

Incoming bathroom meltdown stream

She's been outta the bathroom lately, but the Walmart parking lot...

 

[Zjierb]

I think it's a bit optimistic to think that some random internet addicts who show up at his door with the vices that are killing him just for some internet fame are "positive influences."

That's a fair point. I suppose I was thinking of it more from an emotional point of view as opposed to a "good for the long term" perspective. Obviously him drinking all the time isn't positive per se, but it does draw his attention from looping about Jessica, which in my mind is a win.

 

[NoosJunki]

He's even wearing his iconic "I'd rather beat off to women, then beat women" shirt.

What a lad!

He's gonna get punched if he wears that outdoors He seriously thinks he looks like some kind of hero saying he's doing the bare minimum by not beating women but also masturbating to them

 

[Dill]

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

This girl doesn't look completely dirty or unhinged which means she's probably worse than Jessica on the inside.

 

[Archie Bunker]

He just posted some pics to Faceberg.

If these are brand new photos, as in from yesterday, I kind of have to agree with the kiwis saying that relatively positive people in his life are in general a good thing. He looks cleaner than he has in weeks, probably because he heard an of-age, alive, blah blah blah female was coming over. I would almost guarantee that he is going to talk about her for weeks in that “I wanna flirt with her because she’s good looking, but she’s taken, toobz, and her boyfriend is a fan so I couldn’t do that, but I could tell she was kind of checkin me out” kind of way that he does. Which will absolutely drive Jessica insane. Reservedly, I’m hoping for more visits from that chick and her man, and more smug Cobra in the very near future. He needs the boost.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Whoever this chick is, she's going to regret getting mixed up with this, just like that Chris dude who paid NAL's last freight to Casper.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Whoever this chick is, she's going to regret getting mixed up with this, just like that Chris dude who paid NAL's last freight to Casper.

Why? She didn't do anything bad, and all NAL will do is whine about her on Facebook.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

This girl doesn't look completely dirty or unhinged which means she's probably worse than Jessica on the inside.

I got three words for you sad trole:

Bond Tactical Soap

 

[funscape]

He just posted some pics to Faceberg.

Boy knows exactly what he's doing

 

[HansKlokBier]

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I wonder what situation he's talking about in the beginning 99.99% it's going to be nothing but it's got him worried, It's likely Jessica related but it's still interesting.

 

[Youtube Celery]

This girl doesn't look completely dirty or unhinged which means she's probably worse than Jessica on the inside.

Yeah but I bet she doesn't have a disgusting gunt/baconator as the entrance to her insides twu.

No but seriously, fans visiting him definitely helps keep him in better spirits (heh) and sometimes he even tries to groom himself because he's expecting company. I hope we can enter a new "friend/fan" saga and move on from the goiter loiterer saga.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Is there a word for when you accidentally create art without trying?
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These have almost all the 7 stages of grief but bogscaled way up.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s amazing how even the most disgusting looking boglim can get women to come to his lair if he has even a semblance of internet fame.

Honestly, I hope it continues. The only thing that will save him from fading into obscurity is if a bunch of troles fans and of-age fangirls start messing with him irl.