Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[CircusCat]

I'm deep diving her videos, I think I'll make a comparison of them saying the same things. Any video with transcription can be used to locate phrases in the script, even if the said video doesn't have them, you can download them and put them on your own channel, unlisted, then mark it for transcription and it'll spit out a script of the video.

"I do quilting.. The quilting, I usually do baby shower deals, it always makes them cry.. And I'm like, I didn't mean to make them cry."

That is a Cobraism. The shower argument, yeah, they cry every time, but I let em know I'm humble and not to!

"You're gonna be like ohhh... man, they need to add more spices to it."

It's unreal. It's like he got Clint's balding and Laurel's prehensile monkey lips. By no means is "But I'm like.." a rare phrase, but it's coming up a ton in her videos. I bet if I put them side by side saying a bunch of the same things..

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Thumbnail not accurate but funny.

 

[Molly Millions]

The onion rings were "piping hot" after being doordashed and had to be left on the counter for a while

eating noises
oinking
grunting
I heard buzzing at one point
Doordash wouldn't let him add extra cheese and bacon to both patties
Enjoys Avocado (like a fag)

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The onion rings were "piping hot" after being doordashed and had to be left on the counter for a while

eating noises
oinking
grunting
I heard buzzing at one point
Doordash wouldn't let him add extra cheese and bacon to both patties
Enjoys Avocado (like a fag)

Burger Den is back, baby. It's apple time!

Will this mess match the infamous Burger Den review?

 

[Smegward]

I just want to spread awareness of the kickass collection of glass cobra items that is amassing in his trailer rn.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Rant about guy wearing diapers. Doesn't cobes has a wet fart fetish?

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra absolutely loves to punch down on the few people lower than him. It's one of his most disgusting qualities particularly as he's a person who sits and whines about being bullied so much.

 

[Smegward]

I just want to spread awareness of the kickass collection of glass cobra items that is amassing in his trailer rn.

 

[Doom House V]

Cobra absolutely loves to punch down on the few people lower than him. It's one of his most disgusting qualities particularly as he's a person who sits and whines about being bullied so much.

You can tell he's itching for the opportunity to be a vindictive little shit. He loves women so much but if one disagrees with him on Facebook that dumb cunt needs to shut her mouth. NAL is crazy and obsessed but as soon as she's quiet Cobras kicking the hornets nest. Its easy to forget sometimes but the dude is a dickhead.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Josh has always had the mentality of a vindictive little shit. When he was going through his dry spell, he was coping by saying that he can’t wait to have a hot girlfriend so he can rub it in people’s faces. When he thought he had a gig as a voice actor, he became insufferably smug and refused to listen to anyone giving him good advice. He let his teeth rot and hair grow wild because Clint made him brush his teeth and cut his hair, so now he’d rather destroy himself than acknowledge that his dad was right.

 

[Shinkai]

it's actually fucking scary how i tried this out and got something that looks even more like cobes
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the text being so accurate on both too is so eerie imo

Clearly made by a TROLE, over 100k subs. Has had pussy since 2017. Alcohol is a WANT and not a NEED and he's working on the hair with onion thank you

 

[mars]

Cobra absolutely loves to punch down on the few people lower than him. It's one of his most disgusting qualities particularly as he's a person who sits and whines about being bullied so much.

He is always waiting for his turn to be the bully. Remember when the one kid more retarded than him in school just wanted to be friends. Josh reveled in bullying him to the point of taunting him when one of his parents died if I remember right. We wouldn't know any of this except in adulthood he gleefully bragged to his audience about how he tormented this poor disabled kid for just trying to befriend him.

 

[snort beg snort]

Asperger retards are always looking for the next opportunity to punch down on someone else. They are coy and mask it behind fake kindness and virtue signaling but behind closed doors they are intolerant and hateful little fuck heads. They love playing victim so that they can later vindicate themselves and call it fair. Basically a libtard mindset where they cry about bullying and then go and do the same shit when it suits them.

Source: I used to know someone like cobra back in college and he was a little aspie fuck head that orbited our friend group. He obviously had Asperger's and knew it and the similarities to cobra are fucking unreal, especially in the speech patterns. Anybody else ever know an aspie in real life who acts like cobra or am I just stereotyping?

 

[Molly Millions]

He is always waiting for his turn to be the bully. Remember when the one kid more retarded than him in school just wanted to be friends. Josh reveled in bullying him to the point of taunting him when one of his parents died if I remember right. We wouldn't know any of this except in adulthood he gleefully bragged to his audience about how he tormented this poor disabled kid for just trying to befriend him.

Its proof that alogs are always more pathetic than the cow. I bet that disabled kid knew the difference between sweet and unsweetened tea.

 

[bonified retard]

I bet that disabled kid knew the difference between sweet and unsweetened tea.

I don't know, Carl sounds like he might've been a bit more retarded than Josh, and that's why he was so jealous. Calling his shoes  smilies, and getting more attention from other students / teachers are his only real beefs other than "he was so annoying, doodt." He cant understand why the actual retarded kid got treated better by his peers/staff than the creepy slow kid that smells good.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Didn’t Carl bully Cobes initially?

 

[Eventide]

Asperger retards are always looking for the next opportunity to punch down on someone else. They are coy and mask it behind fake kindness and virtue signaling but behind closed doors they are intolerant and hateful little fuck heads. They love playing victim so that they can later vindicate themselves and call it fair. Basically a libtard mindset where they cry about bullying and then go and do the same shit when it suits them.

Source: I used to know someone like cobra back in college and he was a little aspie fuck head that orbited our friend group. He obviously had Asperger's and knew it and the similarities to cobra are fucking unreal, especially in the speech patterns.

Anybody else ever know an aspie in real life who acts like cobra or am I just stereotyping?

Actually, yes!

Well, not Asperger's, but it was a classmate with unspecified learning disabilities/health issues (I believe he was a drug baby?) diagnosed with severe oppositional defiant disorder (which Cobes apparently also has). My classmate was a massive jerk, & treated all female classmates horrifically (like, he'd throw textbooks at girls who'd reject his gross advances) than would go cry to school officials & whine about being "bullied" by "mean girls" . TLDR, junior year he got super into white Christian nationalism (note: before anyone here even asks - yes, he was mixed race/not fully white ) and was eventually expelled following a hate crime spree (I think he got caught trying to torch a Lebanese classmate's Mazda in the school parking lot?)

Last I heard my former classmate got institutionalized (or sent to wherever the state sends criminals declared not mentally stable enough to stand trial).

I remember he once made fun of me because my Dad was in the army (I'm an army brat). He was so fucking dumb, he thought all the "9/11 was an inside job" conspiracies popular in the mid 2000's meant the literal US Army (& Air Force/Navy/Marines) did 9/11.

Anyway, I've noticed the only 'tards that aren't asshats, are Down Syndrome folks. Never met a Down Syndrome sufferer who was hateful or cruel - they're sweet souls, and most have a surprisingly witty sense of humor.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Didn't mean for it come across as edgy quite honestly, my apologies.

It's ok

 

[HansKlokBier]

Better not subscribe to Osbourne media house for 10 bucks a month, BOY!

 

[Urgunt]

Asperger retards are always looking for the next opportunity to punch down on someone else. They are coy and mask it behind fake kindness and virtue signaling but behind closed doors they are intolerant and hateful little fuck heads. They love playing victim so that they can later vindicate themselves and call it fair. Basically a libtard mindset where they cry about bullying and then go and do the same shit when it suits them.

Source: I used to know someone like cobra back in college and he was a little aspie fuck head that orbited our friend group. He obviously had Asperger's and knew it and the similarities to cobra are fucking unreal, especially in the speech patterns. Anybody else ever know an aspie in real life who acts like cobra or am I just stereotyping?

Can 100% agree on the whole thing of spergs picking on anyone lower functioning than them. Of the probably 4 people I know in general who follow cows, 3 of them are spergs, and the other one is an ex-stoner who just thinks cobes is funny. I've personally not seen much of the "fake kindness and virtue signalling" thing, I don't wanna powerlevel my friends but even the biggest sperg I know is just low empathy and not outright manipulative. Or maybe I'm just getting the good treatment because I'm not a slow-in-the-mind.