Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not subscribe to Osbourne media house for 10 bucks a month, BOY!
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He so very clearly thinks that champagne is disgusting but can't say so because the "troles" will laugh at him for wasting money. At 8:30 he pretends to take a sip of it while holding the glass in a way you would imagine high society people would. Also his mustache being lazily "curled" is the icing on top of the boglim cake.
 
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Anybody else ever know an aspie in real life who acts like cobra or am I just stereotyping?
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Me.

I was like this in high school, because I was fucked up from my dad dying. I sometimes catch myself going into the same thought loop, but I've put in a lot of work to not act on it.

Also probably the guy who showed me Encyclopedia Dramatica, too. He was mega autistic.
 
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He so very clearly thinks that champagne is disgusting but can't say so because the "troles" will laugh at him for wasting money.
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It can't be restated enough how funny it is that Cobra simultaneously is a massive drunk piece of shit and hates alcohol. Anything more complicated than a fruity sugar filled wine cooler has him reeling in disgust.
 
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That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
 
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snort beg snort said:
That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
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There was the one time he cut the stream off almost instantly after gagging and panicking over some horrendous food combo. It's really the only time I've seen him fully crack on one of his dank food hacks and not just power through it
 
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snort beg snort said:
That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
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It's because his "Image" is all he's got left, if he admits failing he's got nothing left - OK it's an image that only exists in his own mind but it's one that's critically important to him he's based his life off it and if that crumbles he's going to have a true breakdown.

The problem is, if he looses that self image he'd stand a chance of improving his lot in life, to him he's a Bad Boy gothic rockstar he lives that life no matter what.
 
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