Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

that was what he did in his original french fry video btw. he called it a soup when it was done.

don't forget when he tried to make a pan sauce and wound up making bread.
Personal favourite is the boiled steak he made with Darf

 

[AnOminous]

I always thought him getting a deep fryer would be good content. But I also know that would end up in a grease fire.

It's probably safer than his previous habit of just heating oil in a pot on the stovetop. While I've done that, it's always at best somewhat messy and just seems dangerous. A Fry Daddy is hard to fuck up, though, other than overturning it. Or doing what Cobes does, like throwing frozen shit into it like a retard.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

his attempted food hack of the dominos mac n cheese he slightly admitted that he ruined it. other than that though, i cant think of him criticizing anything else hes made.

Not admitting failure to own the trolls. TWU

Him choking down the cat food burger on camera is absolutely exquisid Cobes content. Troles lose, hahaha yessssth

 

[funscape]

I always thought him getting a deep fryer would be good content. But I also know that would end up in a grease fire.

The fact that he only ever uses the portable electric single burner to cook these days makes me think he's super paranoid of causing a fire at his trailer. He has a gas stove (which every chef knows is superior for cooking when it comes to heat control). I don't think Cobes has sparked his gas burners even once since moving in. It's always the electric burner and 30 second microwave blasts (for that cheesy goodness).

 

[Down From The Champions]

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Female facebook friend owned by boglim facts and logic once again twu

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The fact that he only ever uses the portable electric single burner to cook these days makes me think he's super paranoid of causing a fire at his trailer. He has a gas stove (which every chef knows is superior for cooking when it comes to heat control). I don't think Cobes has sparked his gas burners even once since moving in. It's always the electric burner and 30 second microwave blasts (for that cheesy goodness).

I think he's only been doing that for a while now even in the last apartment, I think he's possibly scared himself some way cooking (left the gas on while he thought it was off, fell asleep with it on an something in it that was smokey) or has just gotten lazy and can only be arsed doing one pan cooking - there is a tiny outside chance Clints got some involvement like "Can't get the gas bottles Buddy" because he doesnt want to deal with a fire or gas explosion etc.

 

[snort beg snort]

Are we in the "low-key" era?

 

[bonified retard]

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Better not be feeling down in the dumps, BOY!

 

[Shinkai]

Him choking down the cat food burger on camera is absolutely exquisid Cobes content. Troles lose, hahaha yessssth

You have to wonder just how disgusting the one food hack was considering he'd wolf that down. And iirc finish it. And still act it wasn't the worst thing ever (I know it's essentially meat but... I mean there's elements to it lol) for him to ever react that badly to the food combo. Some of the things he made you couldn't pay me to eat. Honestly the stupid pizza hut mega toppings are ultimately the best option he can do for his limited mental capability because he will never est healthily.

 

[fukkit]

Better not be feeling down in the dumps, BOY!

mania and/or adderall ran out toobz

 

[Slim Boglim]

mania and/or adderall ran out toobz

I really do think he’s on some sort of bipolar spectrum (bogpolar?) because he has stretches where he uploads a lot and is really energetic and then times where he completely disappears from the public eye until he really needs weed/booze and he’ll go live for 30 minutes of begrudgingly giving shoutouts to paypigs. People see him in an energetic mood and think he’s on uppers but we have to consider he’s mentally fucked and he could be hypomanic

 

[Cambiar]

There is 0 reason to think Cobra has bipolar disorder, other than substance abuse can ostensibly look like any mental illness under the sun.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You’re right not a single one of these describes Cobies in any way

 

[Cambiar]

I You’re right not a single one of these describes Cobies in any way
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Putting aside you have no clue what mania is whatsoever, this actually supports my claim that substance abuse can look like whatever it is you think bipolar is. Don't let me ruin your fun though!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

A bit off topic but Cobes is missing out on the most boglim-level double down ever. I ended up getting one after a particularly long few days and it's basically just three sauces that barely go together combined with two deep frted chicken breasts. It's gross, messy, overpriced, definitely gets the Cobra Seal of Approval, doodt.

 

[Cambiar]

A bit off topic but Cobes is missing out on the most boglim-level double down ever. I ended up getting one after a particularly long few days and it's basically just three sauces that barely go together combined with two deep frted chicken breasts. It's gross, messy, overpriced, definitely gets the Cobra Seal of Approval, doodt.

He looked like he was having trouble chewing that soggy burger he posted earlier, someone should send him a blender.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Putting aside you have no clue what mania is whatsoever, this actually supports my claim that substance abuse can look like whatever it is you think bipolar is. Don't let me ruin your fun though!

You’re such a silly goose. Thanks for the laugh

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

Him choking down the cat food burger on camera is absolutely exquisid Cobes content. Troles lose, hahaha yessssth

I remember watching that live, he wasn't even choking it down he was savoring every bite and licking the can clean after TMDWU

 

[Cambiar]

You’re such a silly goose. Thanks for the laugh

My point is bipolar is a diagnosis of exclusion, there is nothing Josh does that can't be explained by alcoholism or his other supposed comorbid issues, and everything on that list is polythetic. I dont think he would have escaped his teenage years without triggering a manic episode by either not sleeping, bad luck, or using drugs. He clearly doesnt have Bipolar 1, that would be very obvious. Seems really out of left field to pathologize him posting 5 fart videos in a row, or whatever.