Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shinkai]

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[IsaacShraeder]

mania and/or adderall ran out toobz

Have the adderallegations ever been confirmed, or is this just a theory based on his constant swings in enthusiasm?

 

[Shinkai]

Have the adderallegations ever been confirmed, or is this just a theory based on his constant swings in enthusiasm?

He has been on medication for it growing up yes. I'm adament he has mentioned it multiple times especially in early days. And I do 100% believes hes also tried meth recreationally and if he's to believed he didn't enjoy it
Just look at the young videos of him. Dude was geeked tf up.

He's also mentioned he's done and enjoys cocaine. So he's not ignorant to uppers. But I don't think his usage was even enough to care about. Almost like the amount a group of dumb kids would do before their frontal lobe developed fully.

The things he has been bad on and stupid about is his Spice use and id argue his Duster use because just by default that stuff is the stupidest high next to paint/gas/glue huffing. Alcohol and tobacco use speaks for itself but it's so normalised and legal who cares, besides his liver. Id say the alcohol is the worst thing out of them all but that's just my life experience dealing and watching alcoholics both in cobes case and just in general

Edit- I'm gonna try and in future find points of reference to things I point out so it doesn't seem like I'm coming in like I know everything as fact. Most of these things I'm sure on as I know he's mentioned them a lot before.

 

[Cambiar]

He has been on medication for it growing up yes.

According to Bitesize, he was on Strattera and Ritalin at different times when he was growing up. Zoloft too.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Why didn't Cobes go to buffets when he used to venture out into the world? It's practically boglim paradise. All the food you could want, and all the food hack ingredients you could ever use. And it's already cooling off on the counter to boot!

He would fit right in at all you can eat buffet. I went on a cruise once that had one and I saw a guy make chicken nugget cereal with queso. You can't tell me that ain't boglim behavior, he'd be with his own kind and happy.

 

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Why didn't Cobes go to buffets when he used to venture out into the world? It's practically boglim paradise. All the food you could want, and all the food hack ingredients you could ever use. And it's already cooling off on the counter to boot!

He would fit right in at all you can eat buffet. I went on a cruise once that had one and I saw a guy make chicken nugget cereal with queso. You can't tell me that ain't boglim behavior, he'd be with his own kind and happy.

Because by the time the food was cold enough to eat they'd be closed unless it was a 24hr buffet.

 

[bonified retard]

Why didn't Cobes go to buffets when he used to venture out into the world? It's practically boglim paradise. All the food you could want, and all the food hack ingredients you could ever use. And it's already cooling off on the counter to boot!

He would fit right in at all you can eat buffet. I went on a cruise once that had one and I saw a guy make chicken nugget cereal with queso. You can't tell me that ain't boglim behavior, he'd be with his own kind and happy.

He's mentioned going to the Asian buffet (buh-fet) at his local mall a few times. The classic "white boy likes his wasabi" line came from a story about him going there with scotty and tina.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Because by the time the food was cold enough to eat they'd be closed unless it was a 24hr buffet.

I think prime time buffet safari Cobra would've been back when he used to ride bike. I don't remember him letting his food sit out to reach an internal temperature of seventy-room degrees back then. He deep fried avocados (skin included) and ripped into them (skin included) in the same video.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

Why didn't Cobes go to buffets when he used to venture out into the world? It's practically boglim paradise. All the food you could want, and all the food hack ingredients you could ever use. And it's already cooling off on the counter to boot!

He would fit right in at all you can eat buffet. I went on a cruise once that had one and I saw a guy make chicken nugget cereal with queso. You can't tell me that ain't boglim behavior, he'd be with his own kind and happy.

they dont let you bring your own mead into the golden corral. also it would literally take 6 hours for him to eat a single plate. dude eats like someone whose teeth have rotted out due to neglect.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why didn't Cobes go to buffets when he used to venture out into the world?

He did, when he was dragged there by friends. You have to remember though, Cobes is a retard who is mentally stalled at 12 years old, and he's essentially a dumpster living bum. Cobes would hang out with actual dumpster living bums, he invited them into his home to live, free of rent. He's also perpetually poor. Cobes idea of 5-star fine dining is making a beef jerky italian sub hotdog ranch food hack in a truck stop microwave and sipping on soda and beer with a smelly homeless guy next to a dumpster.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

New food review.

Better not hyperfocus on the pickles in your food, BOY!

 

[Doom House V]

I know no sane person is going to Cobra for a genuine food review but why would you order a limited edition food item with the intent to review it and then load it up with shit that isn't supposed to be on there? The boy just can't help himself. He sees those empty checkmark boxes and needs to click em'.

 

[mars]

I know no sane person is going to Cobra for a genuine food review but why would you order a limited edition food item with the intent to review it and then load it up with shit that isn't supposed to be on there? The boy just can't help himself. He sees those empty checkmark boxes and needs to click em'.

He does this with everything. He's got the ultimate "more is better" mindset. More addons to your burger, more toppings on your pizza, more drinks in your cup. His imaginary ideal weed strain and even the antagonist (presumably) of his as yet to be released novel, the Devil's Cobra, also follow this weird combine everything together mantra. It's peak retardation and I love it.

 

[Molly Millions]

Oinking smugly and belching while he struggles to eat a cheeseburger.

What a gothic rock star bad boy. Oh now he's smoking! So cool!

Loves farts
Wears soap that is supposed to trick women into sleeping with him
Made a song about killing perverts

 

[snort beg snort]

Looking rather unkempt lately.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You’re right not a single one of these describes Cobies in any way
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He's not bipolar. He's autistic and has OCD tendencies and a depression caused by isolation, both literally and figuratively because he's an autistic kid looking at the world and failing to understand how to take part in it.
I know it's fun to diagnose people like you're some armchair psychologist but bipolar he is not.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You fags are acting like I’m sitting here with the DSM-5 writing a dissertation of Josh’s mental health. I said (and I quote) “on some sort of bipolar spectrum (bogpolar?)” I’d hardly call that me trying to diagnose shit and moreso loose speculation of what mental fuckery he has that’s overlaps with something that exists already. Almost like there was a dumb tongue in cheek pun in there to reflect that he’s his own brand of something hmm. Anyways, sorry, no fun allowed, I get it. Let’s stick to the usual talking points.
Hey, why doesn’t Clint just put Josh in a group home?

Fuck it I don’t give a enough of a shit to bother with that discussion cause we have big news

He’s back!​

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You fags are acting like I’m sitting here with the DSM-5 writing a dissertation of Josh’s mental health. I said (and I quote) “on some sort of bipolar spectrum (bogpolar?)” I’d hardly call that me trying to diagnose shit and moreso loose speculation of what mental fuckery he has that’s overlaps with something that exists already. Almost like there was a dumb tongue in cheek pun in there to reflect that he’s his own brand of something hmm. Anyways, sorry, no fun allowed, I get it. Let’s stick to the usual talking points.
Hey, why doesn’t Clint just put Josh in a group home?

Fuck it I don’t give a enough of a shit to bother with that discussion cause we have big news

He’s back!​

Huge news indeed. Warlord's about to go to jail PRISON for a year. He might be expedited to Montana for auto theft charges. Just tweaker things, toobz.

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra's boyfriend is back! I wonder how many times they've had sex today?

 

[snort beg snort]

floorlord lol