Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[newfiewifey]

The type of women that are willing to fuck cobra won't give a fuck about 4b.

I agree with this 100%

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Gay little wizard

put a little bonnet on that and a pacifier and you got a gay little baby wizard.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

She wasn't don't be so gullible.


He's good, I've seen this guy before but didn't know a name. He's even got the snake pfp TWU. The echo sound of it hitting the concrete floor is kino.
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ah i see you found my youtube channel molested minds, nice rip, why not just link the OG?

 

[bonified retard]

put a little bonnet on that and a pacifier and you got a gay little baby wizard.

 

[Shinkai]

going right into a gender relations rant

Cobraverse has been so unendingly miserable and boring as of the last year despite recent shenanigans that it's honestly just nice to be back to even this.

We're so back..?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

how will 4B effect this dry spell?

As long as it's 'Baccy, Booze, Bud & Bustin' then I think the boy will do aaaalllriiiiight with the Four Bog movement toobs.

 

[Hennimore]

Boy is back to being chipper after his weekend depression. Out of the negative, new phone that he can break all over again on the way, girly drinks in his glass and cherry flavored tobacco in his pipe. It's a great morning (2:39 PM) in Casper.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I was still a mess, while I had no real outlay I was spending money like it was going out of fashion on booze, I'd start the morning off at a place that sold Breakfast and Booze (old railway bar different licencing laws), waddle over to another place for the afternoon, and then fuck off home to my Apartment with a bottle of spirrits in toe

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Gay little wizard

Turned Gay by a Warlord's Boobs

 

[Molly Millions]

Turkey gobbler food review
Arby's

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Turkey gobbler food review
Arby's

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

What a busy day for the boy. He was so heated from the 4b rant that he fucked up his Arby's review so he had to redo it. At least we got a dank sauce combo out of this one (Arby's sauce, horseradish sauce and cheddar cheese).

 

[Super Spook Jr]

Just in case you don't already know, the Cobra fb groups are just literal reddit troles doxing themselves. If you've ever wondered what his biggest alawgs look like its very easy to deduce, given that they crave attention for even the most minimalist of interactions including harassment by phone.

 

[Hateocracy]

ah i see you found my youtube channel molested minds, nice rip, why not just link the OG?

This video is so kino my spine is curling into a K-shape as we speak.

Real talk might try that Arby's Dank sauce tomorrow.

 

[Hennimore]

Turkey gobbler food review
Arby's

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

I don't like this recent trend of him remaking videos because he "messes up", it's a bad precedent for future Cobra content. I envision a future where every word is spoken perfectly and I shudder at the thought.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

How long do ya'll think this new phone will last? Given recent upwards trends I'm guessing 4 months, and I think that's generous.

 

[ibeatmywife]

How long do ya'll think this new phone will last? Given recent upwards trends I'm guessing 4 months, and I think that's generous.

I think it will last around a month until his Christmas meltdown

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

You'd think one of his paypigs would send Cobez a custom made, durable phone case for Christmas.

Put a dank snake on the back to entice him like a child and make sure the case has protection on the front. Throw in a bunch of goodies in the tard-package for good measure.

A good, comprehensive case can endure minor and medium meltdowns when he flings it or hits it. Now if he has a serious tantrum, there's not much to protect it if he is dead set on destroying that phone.

The "my phone broke" videos are an annoying interruption to potential content that a content creator lolcow needs to make.

 

[UncleBlazer]

He starts it off angry because he messed up the first take and had to redo it

It fascinates me when he does that. Like, what is the standard? He doesn't script videos or even really seem to have any sort of structure. It's the same with vocal covers. He sometimes absolutely rages at himself for "messing up", but it sounds exactly the same as every other vocal cover.
The boglim mind may never be truly understood.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don’t get why Joshee doesn’t go back to working out. He used to work out and had a fair bit of muscle. I mean, his workouts were on the tarded side, but even a shitty workout is better than no workout. He could do pushups and basic dumbbell exercises if he didn’t throw away his old dumbbells.

He needs an outlet for his anger, and let’s be honest, most dudes who workout do it for similar reasons. It’s like therapy but less gay.

 

[bonified retard]

You'd think one of his paypigs would send Cobez a custom made, durable phone case for Christmas.

Put a dank snake on the back to entice him like a child and make sure the case has protection on the front. Throw in a bunch of goodies in the tard-package for good measure.

A good, comprehensive case can endure minor and medium meltdowns when he flings it or hits it. Now if he has a serious tantrum, there's not much to protect it if he is dead set on destroying that phone.

The "my phone broke" videos are an annoying interruption to potential content that a content creator lolcow needs to make.

"Minor and medium meltdowns" aren't what's destroying his phones. He literally smashes them with his fist/rings. No case is going to prevent him from destroying his phone when he's having a toddler freak out.