Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Yeah I've been watching old videos lately and honestly it's wild how different he looks and sounds compared to today. Over time he definitely got more whiney and raspy. He's evolving backwards.
He might become completely illiterate and unable to speak properly if he keeps drinking the way he does. Heavy alcohol use will definitely lead to pronounced speech impediments like stutters and slurred speech.
 
Him being illiterate and making up words will always be one of my favourite cobraisms. IDK why it's hilarious to me. "Genetic Mountaindew" "Twenty"
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All a man needs to know how to spell in this life is "TWU."

That's what up. Do you know what's up, son? Jesus. He's up there, he's what's up and he's what brings you closer to the heart of mankind.
 
Yknow, for as much discourse as there is on Clint, this is the epitome of him right here. His kid does duster and he doesn't care, but Josh talks bad about troons and he's immediately all up his ass.
Clint is legitimately dumber on the issue of “trans kids” than his regard son, who at least has the basic instincts to recognize sicko shit. He is the exact sort of useful idiot parent that troons out their kids: a lazy/negligent liberal midwit seeking a panacea for their kid’s emotional problems. IMO there’s a high chance he would’ve had Josh troon out on the advice of some therapist if that were as popular in the 90s as it is today. Hell, I wouldn’t put it past him now.
 
All a man needs to know how to spell in this life is "TWU."

That's what up. Do you know what's up, son? Jesus. He's up there, he's what's up and he's what brings you closer to the heart of mankind.
Amen, brother.
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Him being illiterate and making up words will always be one of my favourite cobraisms. IDK why it's hilarious to me. "Genetic Mountaindew" "Twenty"
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Nothing is topping "Cerebral Pelosi" for me

God his voice is so whiny now. Must be the years of isolation and bitching and moaning about imagined arguments? I swear he used to have a deeper voice.

I think it's kind of like what happened to CWC.

Cobra's voice was a lot deeper in 2018 and prior.

I'm hammering out a thread about a guy I've been watching for a while, and while getting everything together I notice this occurs with him as well. A normal (if not bit wiggerish) tone of voice because higher and more "Muppet-ish" as time goes on and his mental state deteriorates. Not unlike those two, most of his friends and family left him to live alone, and he mostly socializes online.

Strange phenomenon, whatever it is.
 
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Nothing is topping "Cerebral Pelosi" for me





I'm hammering out a thread about a guy I've been watching for a while, and while getting everything together I notice this occurs with him as well. A normal (if not bit wiggerish) tone of voice because higher and more "Muppet-ish" as time goes on and his mental state deteriorates. Not unlike those two, most of his friends and family left to live alone, and he mostly socializes online.

Strange phenomenon, whatever it is.
I dunno man Gobread Gilford Biago is pretty up there. The other cobraisms he at least uses actual words and names even if they’re extremely incorrect at least they exist in human vocabulary
 
Yeah I've been watching old videos lately and honestly it's wild how different he looks and sounds compared to today. Over time he definitely got more whiney and raspy. He's evolving backwards.
Fun fact, isolation can have a physical effect on your brain. It's important to socialise and talk with other people, loneliness increases your chances of dementia.
I could easily believe Josh regressing in multiple ways because of his only human contact is through a screen, doordash drivers and his parents when they drop off groceries.
 
Fun fact, isolation can have a physical effect on your brain. It's important to socialise and talk with other people, loneliness increases your chances of dementia.
I could easily believe Josh regressing in multiple ways because of his only human contact is through a screen, doordash drivers and his parents when they drop off groceries.
On this note I actually went back to watch that subpar You Favorite Son doc about him the other day, and for all its faults I did enjoy seeing Josh at the bar living it up. Likely the most fun the poor motherfucker had had in years up until that point. Shit, probably the most fun he's had since.
 
On this note I actually went back to watch that subpar You Favorite Son doc about him the other day, and for all its faults I did enjoy seeing Josh at the bar living it up. Likely the most fun the poor motherfucker had had in years up until that point. Shit, probably the most fun he's had since.
Definitely. I really miss his wacky antics around town and interacting with others. Him rotting alone in that trailer is actually really fucking sad. Don't get me wrong, he is still the master of his own destiny. But the boy needs some friends.
 
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