Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Umaibae said:
> Jorge Washington

lmao this guy also writes like he’s the gothic bad boy of his town lol.
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He actually did have his fair share of Troles,paypigs,and Ahawgs dood. There are countless stories of said Troles giving him money and intentionally awful financial advance (such as sending Coals to NewCaster and Bed Warmers to the Carribean) only for him to make bank offkf them.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.
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Ever since Cobra lost his job at Wendy's, he's been saying something to the effect of:

"I am slowly killing myself with alcoholism and cigarettes, I don't have anything to really live for and I'm pretty sure none of my dreams are going to come true, so I'm just going to enjoy what little time I have left on this planet and I don't give a fuck if you don't like it."
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He's sometimes not as explicit as that but he has been in moments of vulnerability, like you mentioned above. Cobra realized a long time ago that he's simply too braindead to ever amount to anything, he puts on a nice facade and it serves to protect his ego well enough but in his heart, he knows what he is and it's why he's so terrified of criticism. It is a deeply painful thing for him to face the truth he already knows. So he's regulated himself to being the town drunk, where every single day is a party, he can embody hedonism and he doesn't give a fuck because he's going to die anyway, he would much rather die happy in a pool of his own vomit, surrounded by people who frankly worship him than aspire to be the most he could ever be without it; A fucking Walmart greeter for 40 years.
 
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exceptionally hilarious upload for a change

edit: looks like this thing cost him $50 more or less
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'Ole Dente said:
Ever since Cobra lost his job at Wendy's, he's been saying something to the effect of:


He's sometimes not as explicit as that but he has been in moments of vulnerability, like you mentioned above. Cobra realized a long time ago that he's simply too braindead to ever amount to anything, he puts on a nice facade and it serves to protect his ego well enough but in his heart, he knows what he is and it's why he's so terrified of criticism. It is a deeply painful thing for him to face the truth he already knows. So he's regulated himself to being the town drunk, where every single day is a party, he can embody hedonism and he doesn't give a fuck because he's going to die anyway, he would much rather die happy in a pool of his own vomit, surrounded by people who frankly worship him than aspire to be the most he could ever be without it; A fucking Walmart greeter for 40 years.
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That's a form of cope. The average special ed regard Walmart greeter from buttfuck nowhere Wyoming doesn't have over 100K subscribers, a mini cult following willing to fund his lifestyle and pay him money to do stuff and people making content about them online. If Cobra took even a miniscule effort towards improving his streams, interacting with new people and stepping outside of his trailer, he could become a lot more than he is now. Except Cobra takes no effort to improve anything ever even when people who sympathize with him try to give him advice.

At the end of the day Josh is just a lazy little Boglim who has given up on taking any risks and stepping outside of his comfort zone. Like he likes to sniff his own farts, Cobes likes to dwell in his own self-pity and cope.
 
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I called it. Someone asked awhile back, what gift he will get for ozzy. I said a custom goth bell. Can someone price check that bitch. Its from the same place he was going to order the 400 dollar bell while at clints. This just highlights Joshs lack of empathy, he like bells so, bells are a great gift no regard for the other party. Also why didnt he ring it at all, just slap his ring on it.
 
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funscape said:
That's a form of cope. The average special ed regard Walmart greeter from buttfuck nowhere Wyoming doesn't have over 100K subscribers, a mini cult following willing to fund his lifestyle and pay him money to do stuff and people making content about them online. If Cobra took even a miniscule effort towards improving his streams, interacting with new people and stepping outside of his trailer, he could become a lot more than he is now. Except Cobra takes no effort to improve anything ever even when people who sympathize with him try to give him advice.

At the end of the day Josh is just a lazy little Boglim who has given up on taking any risks and stepping outside of his comfort zone. Like he likes to sniff his own farts, Cobes likes to dwell in his own self-pity and cope.
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I agree that he is too lazy to leave his comfort zone now, although I'm not sure he ever really wanted to leave his comfort zone. He wants(wanted?) to be a rockstar because it sounded cool but even if for some reason ozzy himself came to him and offered to make him a star he wouldn't do it I think he likes talking about what he will/would do more than actually doing it. He could have honestly been mildly successful with the wands and it would have been stupidly easy but the minute it required more than 30 minutes a few times a week he instantly gave up.
 
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Really Normal said:
I have noticed the phone going off in every video he makes lately. Is he not answering because he legit thinks he got hacked when he bashed his phone. Im not asking for people to call him but if you have lately is he even answering.
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That's his text message notification. Faggots are constantly texting him. It does seem way more frequent now, though.
 
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bonified retard said:
That's his text message notification. Faggots are constantly texting him. It does seem way more frequent now, though.
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It is beyond insane that not only does he refuse to change his number, he actually leaves that fucking sound on so that his trolls can bother him 24/7. It's like he actively wants to let them make him as miserable as possible.
 
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