Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

i assume he drinks monster at room temperature because its a substitute for coffee in the morning because coffee and tea are too hot for his teeth.

Temperature wouldn't help the pure acidity, though. All that sugar and acid hitting his chompers gives me sympathetic teeth pain, yeesh!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The second apartment had the best view where you could see basically everything happening in the apartment but I will always prefer the cozy feeling of the first basement apartment.

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That apartment is more iconic to me than the set of Friends is to normie millennials.

 

[semitooth]

I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.

He's one of those people who'd set his favorite song as his morning alarm and act like he didn't condition himself to hate it.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

That apartment is more iconic to me than the set of Friends is to normie millennials.

That's how I feel about the Conquistador place.

 

[Potion_Time]

That's how I feel about the Conquistador place.

Cobes getting evicted from the Conquistador was the end of an era. I really wanted him to livestream his last moment in the apartment. Just him staring at an empty space in silence before putting on the pie high hat and closing the door behind him. Fade to black.

 

[Shinkai]

He did it again
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Atleast out of everyone he emulates food wise he didn't lean into the Joey's World Food Tour type. I couldn't deal with cobes going WOWOWOWOOO before every bite

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

i assume he drinks monster at room temperature because its a substitute for coffee in the morning because coffee and tea are too hot for his teeth.

Imagine the pain radiating from that. It would be like a lava flow into his pain receptors.

 

[lurkin]

He did it again
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Chicken nugger scoon.

 

[BallBuster II]

Pulls out a bottle of Lucerne Egg Nog:

"We are going to add some La-Cran egg nog."

Sometimes it is the simple things we must cherish during the most boring of seasons.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.

I imagine many instances of his phone acting cute are started by the constant AWOOOGA

 

[Spergerella Junior]

I imagine many instances of his phone acting cute are started by the constant AWOOOGA

If he changed his number or turned notifications off he would be driven even more insane from being left alone with reality and his thoughts. At this point they must be a distraction that he needs to cope.

If he develops sepsis nothing is saving him. He lives alone. If he had any early warning signs I doubt he’d pay attention to them. Being in pain in a rotting body is his normal. Once sepsis set in he’d be delirious and die in bed. His watchers would be who would initiate a welfare check and his body found before decomp completely destroyed the resale value of the trailer.

If that happens, I hope Clint turns the trailer into a Cobra shrine and entombs Josh’s body in it, surrounded by his goth treasures. He should bury the entire thing to be found a millennia from now by future archaeologists, like a pharaoh.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes is going to be around for decades.

Ask anyone who has worked an ambulance or been a cop. The local homeless guy has 2 teeth in his mouth, open festering sores that allow you to see bones, and only eats when not drunk/high.

Human body can take a lot of shit before it collapses. Cobes will outlive some of us on this thread

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If that happens, I hope Clint turns the trailer into a Cobra shrine and entombs Josh’s body in it, surrounded by his goth treasures. He should bury the entire thing to be found a millennia from now by future archaeologists, like a pharaoh.

Something like this:

ТМДWУ

 

[ASeabear8952]

The band F1lthy had a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

EDIT: I’m dumb F1lthy is a hip-hop producer LOL.

2:57 and 12:04

 

[biggacracka]

The band F1lthy had a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

2:57 and 12:04

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1984 looking ass boglim. Bog Brother is watching you.
"we are not in a financial negative, doodt. This is a lie created by our fucking troles"

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Better not have niggers on the brain after watching daym drops, boy!
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Niggas on the Brain (boy)
He’s got Niggas on the Brain (boy)
Cobra’s a wizard,he’s also insane
He drinks until it hurts
Until his liver bursts
Cobes got Niggas,got niggas on the
Brain
Brain
Brain
Brain
Brain
(toobz)

 

[Shinkai]

Something like this:
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ТМДWУ

Like when they opened up King Tuts tomb and bad things kept happening to the people who were there it'll be the Curse Of The Bog... That and the stench that creeps out will be enough to knock them out cold.

 

[Axiom.]

Should've used the Cobra lock photo instead.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

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This is the closest the boy will ever get to being a Gothic Rockstar bad boy. TMDWTFIU toobs. I hope he doesn't take it as being made fun of this is actually kinda rad. Even though it probably is making fun of him.