Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was rewatching the first couple of parts of Bitesize's Cobra origin documentary. In it, he talks about how Josh's first video to gain any traction was called "fuck the mainstream" but didn't really elaborate on where it was discussed. There was also a video from around that time were Josh reads a 4chan thread speculating if he was just pretending. I tried to find that exact thread because I wanted to find the first discussion of Cobra online for historical reasons. I know there's screenshots of Chris Chan's discovery on 4chan. I unfortunately couldn't find the exact thread that Josh was reacting to because the desuarchive archive of /mu/ only goes back to 2012 (the video is from 2011). I did however find some of the oldest pre-Trapped documentary discussion of Cobra which I thought was mildly interesting.
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I think it’s good if he gets off the internet for a while. I’d actually be happy for him, but I don’t want a whimper but a bang. Maybe have him do a ‘Rollin and Trolling’ type video.

He can only get off the internet until he runs out of booze and door dash money, that's the only thing that motivates him to turn on his Webcam anymore. The more paypigs give him shit offstream and through discord the less he posts, he gives zero fucks about anything asides from his weird retard version of hedonism and maybe gender relashuns if the duster hits just right. Also if he did get off the internet he would literally be homeless within the year, he can't support his lifestyle with just gibs.

The chances he improves his life at all were probably lost completely at 3 different points:

1.He loses Stephanie through cheating and fucks up the possibility of having a someone normal woman keep him afloat
2. He loses his job at wendys then the dish pit and lost any motivation towards being constructive or a part of his community in any way and is now a neet leech that lives entirely off the charity of his daddy and paypigs. He doesn't respect money because to him it just appears from thin air.
3. When he started daily drinking. Cobra was originally a wacky autistic kid who still had passion and a rudimentary ability to make friends, but over the years the drinking completely took hold of his life and he's in the talons of heavy physical dependency. He's fucking cooked now and everyone else sees him as a stinky creepy anti-social wino instead of a funny looking silly Goth.

We're not getting rolling and trolling, I doubt cobes is even conscience enough to fake a rolling and trolling video where he's well groomed and speaks without a brain damage lisp. He's slug maxing, if a slug can't do it then neither can he.
 
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