Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Love Is Blue]

Is he an Iron Maiden fan?

nope, but he had a the trooper t shirt

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

blackberry wine?

even his mead is lazy and halfassed these days

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

How much of Cobes problems are due to being raised in a single parent household? I don't see this brought up very much when people talk about Josh, but it seems pretty significant to me as an armchair psychologist. I know home step mom Tanis exists but I don't know the timeline of her showing up. He has some of the issues associated with single parenthood like problems with authority, fear of abandonment, and poor handling of the opposite sex.

 

[anliteralidiot]

How much of Cobes problems are due to being raised in a single parent household? I don't see this brought up very much when people talk about Josh, but it seems pretty significant to me as an armchair psychologist. I know home step mom Tanis exists but I don't know the timeline of her showing up. He has some of the issues associated with single parenthood like problems with authority, fear of abandonment, and poor handling of the opposite sex.

He handled Jessica Boyle like a champ, what are you saying? I think his problems with women are mostly from his mom, and whatever is wrong with her.

The rest of his problems are all the assburgers doodt.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

He handled Jessica Boyle like a champ, what are you saying? I think his problems with women are mostly from his mom, and whatever is wrong with her.

Doodt, get real. He let her back into his home after all the shit she caused in the previous visits. He does have a lot of comorbidities yeah.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Mad

How much of Cobes problems are due to being raised in a single parent household? I don't see this brought up very much when people talk about Josh, but it seems pretty significant to me as an armchair psychologist. I know home step mom Tanis exists but I don't know the timeline of her showing up. He has some of the issues associated with single parenthood like problems with authority, fear of abandonment, and poor handling of the opposite sex.

props to anyone who incorporates the home-noun combo.

Josh being raised by Clint is also part of what's fucked w him

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Josh being raised by Clint is also part of what's fucked w him

Clint bad dad loop TWU. I don't think the single parent thing is really Clint's fault, outside of hanging a retard for some godforsaken reason. If the effects caused by a single parent were able to be fixed by the single parent it wouldn't be much of a problem would it.

Essentially what I'm saying is not having a female role model in his life probably fucked him over pretty good. He already had aspergers so he was going to be at least mildly socially retarded. Then he got into the goth Rockstar bad boy persona, which considering Rockstar bad boys bang groupies on the regular won't do great things for his view of women

 

[anliteralidiot]

Doodt, get real. He let her back into his home after all the shit she caused in the previous visits. He does have a lot of comorbidities yeah.

but he didn't hit her!
he should've, but he always took the high road and tried to talk her down, until it was too much.

And like... How the fuck did he never get violent with her?
I grew up with a healthy 2-parent household, and I would've beat the shit out of her. One pop to the fucking goiter is all Cobes woulda needed.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

And like... How the fuck did he never get violent with her?
I grew up with a healthy 2-parent household, and I would've beat the shit out of her. One pop to the fucking goiter is all Cobes woulda needed.

Cobra really hates violence. The only time we've seen him go after someone was when he pushed Warlord over on stream and he was shaken up about it for a while afterward. Violence against objects acting cute however.... Buuuuut I digress

 

[AnOminous]

nope, but he had a the trooper t shirt

I'm going to excuse this because he's literally retarded, but Iron Maiden rules.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

I think we all want more Homeboy Ian, he was probably the most normal person in the Cobraverse. He got a felony DUI, which is pretty fucking badass, and also called Josh out on his sicko talk ("fuck that man, why the fuck are we even talking about that??").
Bring back Homeboy Ian.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I think we all want more Homeboy Ian, he was probably the most normal person in the Cobraverse. He got a felony DUI, which is pretty fucking badass, and also called Josh out on his sicko talk ("fuck that man, why the fuck are we even talking about that??").
Bring back Homeboy Ian.

Don't think he'd be too thrilled about Puff

 

[Potion_Time]

Don't think he'd be too thrilled about Puff

I get that cobraverse entities are generally retarded, but Homefelon Ian knew he was pushing the lizard onto a boglim. He just wanted to get rid of it and saw the Jord was all to willing. He probably knew Puff would die and didn't care.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Essentially what I'm saying is not having a female role model in his life probably fucked him over pretty good.

He did have a female role model with his step mom, by all accounts sounds pretty normal and an old school feminist. That's where he gets all his wahmen respecting from, despite being a bit of a fart loving creep. I'm not sure at what age step mom came into his life.

On a completely different tangent, I will never forgive JESSICA BOYLE for muting the stream when homedad Clint and his half sister came over to drop off the mail from the PO box. May her goity gain sentience and implore Wade to start the reactor.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

On a completely different tangent, I will never forgive JESSICA BOYLE for muting the stream when homedad Clint and his half sister came over to drop off the mail from the PO box. May her goity gain sentience and implore Wade to start the reactor.

Honestly with the decline in Cobes quality of content, I would love solid, consistent Clunt content. If he started streaming or even "vlogging" I can't imagine something more fruitful coming out of this strange cast of characters for the time being.
Clunt is a classic American muscle car: not often seen in the wild, but when it is you break your neck and take note of it.

 

[Jobama]

How much of Cobes problems are due to being raised in a single parent household? I don't see this brought up very much when people talk about Josh, but it seems pretty significant to me as an armchair psychologist. I know home step mom Tanis exists but I don't know the timeline of her showing up. He has some of the issues associated with single parenthood like problems with authority, fear of abandonment, and poor handling of the opposite sex.

How old was Josh when Clint got a divorce and how old was he when Clint got remarried ? I don’t actually think he was in a single family house for that long.
Edit: I double checked the Bitesize documentary. Clint got divorced when Josh was 1 or 2 years old and got remarried when he was 5. I don’t think that’s the root of his problem since he considers his stepmom to be his real mom and has never said anything bad about her.

 

[bookers]

but he didn't hit her!
he should've, but he always took the high road and tried to talk her down, until it was too much.
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And like... How the fuck did he never get violent with her?
I grew up with a healthy 2-parent household, and I would've beat the shit out of her. One pop to the fucking goiter is all Cobes woulda needed.

Yeah when shit got bad he went into the other room and pointed the shotgun at himself
he could've just as easily brandished it at her, but didn't

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I get that cobraverse entities are generally retarded, but Homefelon Ian knew he was pushing the lizard onto a boglim. He just wanted to get rid of it and saw the Jord was all to willing. He probably knew Puff would die and didn't care.

OK. So both of them suck?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think we all want more Homeboy Ian, he was probably the most normal person in the Cobraverse. He got a felony DUI, which is pretty fucking badass,

Every now and then, a ‘somewhat’ normal person enters the show and it reminds me how fucked up Cobes is. We are desensitised to his sicko comments and random ‘fuck rapes’ mumbled under his rotten breath.

Then a normal person enters and we see how fucking weird he is with a cow bell on his neck, stringy Gollum hair all over, a Vietnam vet jacket with a stick in the pocket, while both eyes independently make sure the corners are clear of sickos.

I can’t wait for the content drought to end

I think it’s good if he gets off the internet for a while. I’d actually be happy for him, but I don’t want a whimper but a bang. Maybe have him do a ‘Rollin and Trolling’ type video.

“Hey guys,” Cobes says with no lisp as he cracks open a bottle of water with his freshly groomed fingernails. “It’s been fun doing this project but I’ve gotten the fine arts credits I needed for my degree and now it’s no longer fun.”

As the camera fades we see Puff scrambled onto the shoulder of Cobes’ polo shirt while a smiling Ellen sits in the background eating a Hot Pocket.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

As the camera fades

Unfortunately the reality will be Warlord slinking away out the front door with half a bottle of peppermint schnapps, some burnt bacon, and a case of busch peach light while Cobra chokes on his own vomit in the dead dog chair with meth pipe still in hand and chaturbate on screen.