I wholeheartedly believe that Cobes has been turned away from a funeral before because he strode up in his typical black trench coat and 6-day-old Ozzy T-shirt, smelling like God knows what and mumbling about Troles while attempting to pour one out for his homeboy.
His metabolism is going faster than his teeth and his diet is catching up to him like stank on rice.
GLUTTONOUS FUCKIN SLOB HERE TOOBZ
Bloated corpse look coming in nicely toobs. TMDWU. It is only gonna get worse. He is sedentary, Drinking more and eating more. He will be a true Champion of Nurgle before long.
Jessica truly was the final finger curling on the monkey paw
I'm not sure what's most disgusting here. Is it Angel Reese? Shirtless Cobes? Celebrity combo meals at fast food slopperies? I feel like it's an unsolvable riddle.
IDK but him reading the receipt like a script is fucking kino
Cobes has to close his eyes so he can divert processing power from them to fully deal with the workload in his brain.
Doods in prison can make actually drinkable hooch while Cobra makes some toxic sludge that not even bogpeople can drink, why hasn't Warbazongas teached him how to make jailhouse hooch. All you need is like some water, yeast and apples, its a very learning difficulty friendly recipe after all if they can pull it off under constant supervision.
Isn't the whole point of these promo burgers that they are "speciality made" for these celebs after their taste? So if cobra is food hacking that shit and putting chicken and everything under the sun on it, whats the point in reviewing it
From the looks of this meal, I'd expect Angel Reese to be approximately Ethan Ralph-sized.
I just wonder why he's going shirtless when it's absolutely freezing in Casper right now. I think it'll be -2F tonight.
