Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Muze]

Anything Helps

... TWU

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra's fundraiser has raised a walnut-wettening $6 more than Walt's family's fundraiser at the time of this post.

 

[Hennimore]

So instead of donating his own money to the GoFundMe that was already started for Walt's funeral, presumably by Angie/Ellen or other family, he instead decides to start his own with a 20k goal and attempts to milk his paypigs and friend trolls further so he can take credit for it.

His inability to come to terms with the fact that he, rightfully so, creeps Ellen out never ceases to amaze.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

So instead of donating his own money to the GoFundMe that was already started for Walt's funeral, presumably by Angie/Ellen or other family, he instead decides to start his own with a 20k goal and attempts to milk his paypigs and friend trolls further so he can take credit for it.

His inability to come to terms with the fact that he, rightfully so, creeps Ellen out never ceases to amaze.

Gotta love how the first sentence in the description of the GoFundMe he has to make it all about himself too.

 

[Wax]

This time for sure he's going to win over Ellen and finally get his dream goth gf

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

If I were in Cobes' shoes and had a big titty goth oneitis and really wanted to take advantage of her father's death, I would do a wand making marathon and t-shirt promotion donating 50% of profits to her GFM and really come off as a cool guy hero Youtube celebrity. But luckily for me, I'm not JFS and can't imagine trying to manipulate a guy's death into getting laid.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Anything Helps

... TWU

So many weird tangents in this video.
A good quality of Angie's is that she doesn't go out of her way to hurt anyone? That's the best compliment he could think of?
The GoFundMe pitch is also great (with a humble 20 band goal) and he spends like half of it digressing about himself, the troles, and LN.

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

Josh famously uses the speech to text function on his phone to write out anything. I wouldn't be surprised if he just said most of it out loud and then put a few hand written sentences here and there when Siri can't figure out what the BOY is saying

 

[repta]

Why do i feel like Clint helped Cobes with the Gofundme page....

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

RIP LN's of age pussy. What are the odds Josh squanders the money on Doordash and alcohol and Angie doesn't see a penny? 99/1?

 

[sort pil]

No way they'd see any of it. "Administrative fees, it is what it is toobz"

 

[ParasiteSteve]

He will do the right thing and pour out some bird dog on walts grave, and play (sorta) the national anthem at the funeral. Complete with melt downs whenever he fucks it up, which is often. Just him screaming at his plectrum whilst LN cries with Angie. Tasteful.

 

[biggacracka]

He will do the right thing and pour out some bird dog on walts grave, and play (sorta) the national anthem at the funeral. Complete with melt downs whenever he fucks it up, which is often. Just him screaming at his plectrum whilst LN cries with Angie. Tasteful.

You KNOW Cobes will also try to make a Eugoogly, only circling back to KFC taking away the double down, troles and LN not giving him a chance.
And I imagine the priest telling him "You are drunk my son" and Cobra replies "I'LL SHOW YOU DRUNK" and gulping down the sacramental wine in one gulp

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

holy shit i thought he was linking to the original gofundme. making his own? yeah he is gonna take it all. wow what an absolute boglim TMDNWU

 

[Potion_Time]

20k seems like an oddly specific number considering even an average funeral doesn't cost nearly that much. It's either a number chosen because he's greedy or because it might be related to 420.

 

[chimpSculpture]

I don't think he'd steal the money. He's done that before for some dog fund though. But this is for LN so I'd think he'd give it to the family.

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

20k seems like an oddly specific number considering even an average funeral doesn't cost nearly that much. It's either a number chosen because he's greedy or because it might be related to 420.

It's absolutely an, "Account is in the negative toobz" moment but he has an out this time. Food hacks were slowing down, drink combos were slowing down and he did a vid signing an album. The Boglim is broke and this is actually genius on his part

 

[PetiteFeet]

20k seems like an oddly specific number considering even an average funeral doesn't cost nearly that much. It's either a number chosen because he's greedy or because it might be related to 420.

My naive, gullible self wants to believe that Cobes magicked up that sum because in his head, what's the difference between 2k and 20k? It's not like he has a good concept of what money can buy and what value it has outside of "oh 60 dollar doordash, I'm in the negative toobz it is what it is".
He could have been whispered about 20k specifically by some dark force we don't know about yet or it's a funny meme number to him like 3, 69, 420 etc.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

"My name is Josh I suffer from Aspergers"

As a token of goodwill I have produced this promotional video and song for King Cobra

 

[RollingRock2]

Aaron kills himself:
Cobes: RIP Aaron I'll drink to that shouldn't have sucked on my girlfriend's tits though
Walt Dies:
Cobes: Rip Walt he contracted agent orange wish Ellen gave me a chance *plays taps*