Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I mean what if he actually takes Bond Tactical Soap™ seriously and uses it often, it sounds impossible i know but maybe. His trailer probably smells like ashtrays and dank food hacks though.

Bond Tactical Soap also seems to have a subconscious aspect of building male-to-male relationships in his pea-brain, "bonding" if I might say, at least based on the observation that multiple men in his life (Cool Taste and Papa Nips surely, maybe Mr. Green as well) have received them as presents.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

These people love to pretend to have standards but they’re the ones seething over a literal tard doing stupid things on the internet.

Typical Redditors

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What do we think cobes smells like?

Like a foot fucked an armpit in an ashtray while using puke for lube

 

[Sugriva]

The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.

I've been to Cheyenne Wyoming. It's not that bad. They're right next to Denver so you can still get a lot of modern amenities.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.

The AI seems to be programmed for the whole "I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY" meme, which makes me think Casper's probably a pretty nice place to live if you don't care about MUH DIVERSE CULTURE

 

[deadson]

Like a foot fucked an armpit in an ashtray while using puke for lube

Add sour mayo, rotten bacon grease and whiskey.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

This reminded me of the BOY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Pikf7zN7o

(Magic Dan- Drue Langlois)

Can someone tell me how to embed yt vids? I've looked it up and tried it a couple times but I guess I'm regarded

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

The B in BC Rich stands for Boglin

 

[Tetragrammaton]

What do we think cobes smells like?

if i had to guess its a mixture of cigarette smoke and alcohol combined with that almost sweet smell super old people get when they are at the stage of their life where they are just rotting slowly. i dont think you would notice his breath unless you got right in his face and even then i dont think it would be that bad if anything i bet its like a mixture of alcohol and garlic.

 

[1700somewhere]

if i had to guess its a mixture of cigarette smoke and alcohol combined with that almost sweet smell super old people get when they are at the stage of their life where they are just rotting slowly. i dont think you would notice his breath unless you got right in his face and even then i dont think it would be that bad if anything i bet its like a mixture of alcohol and garlic.

His teeth are rotting his breath def smells rancid

 

[Cambiar]

All those encounters were pre-rotten maw, but I doubt he smells as bad as people want him to. He rubs his clothes with the tactical soap slivers he keeps and since then they've made some cologne stick he has too. I'd definitely wash my hands if I shook it though.

Why create more laundry if you're not going anywhere anyway?

Please wash your clothes and teeth and ass, Cobra definitely stinks.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Imagine his stench isn’t immediate. I live in a major city and walk past homeless people all the time. Like ashy motherfuckers with ringworm and stained clothes. They can smell but it’s normally of unwashed sweat (hot where I’m at).

Cobes sits in a trailer and doesn’t get up to any physical activity. His stench is probably a slow burn — like he sits on your couch and it now smells like unwashed ass. If he gets to close to talk, you might get a whiff of rotten teeth and whisky breath.

Now his shut-in trailer where he blows ropes on the floor, burns shit all the time, and just smokes all day when not intentionally spilling beer?

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

Well it's not all that relevant since they nuked content from before November when they were mass reporting Joshie for saying mean things about trannies buuuuuuttt here are all the logs regarding Cobra in the Wendy's Discord server

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It took me 10 seconds to figure out the riff he was playing was Holy Diver.

 

[somevan712]

It took me 10 seconds to figure out the riff he was playing was Holy Diver.
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Wow, that goth rockstar who smells great sure is a fantastic guitarist!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Need to super chat that Herman Li guy to check this clip out of Cones shredding.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Holy shit.. long time lurker but i was curious what the Conquistador looked like.. is that jorbs dome? Google earth

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The boy is so literally tone deaf that you could play him white noise and claim it's Ozzys new hit song, and he'd beleive you.

 

['Ole Dente]

think about your life, how often at the store or in public do you smell someone? you have to be really sweaty to get a good stench going. BO alone isnt enough, you gotta get that soaked back of your shirt sweat before anyone can tell.

I can tell an East Indian is within 5-10 ft of me just by smell alone. I wanna say Cobra is about 45% to East Indian on Stinktastic Olfactometer and that is a generous appraisal.

I just think that everyone who’s made the claim that he doesn’t smell that bad are smokers who’s olfactory senses are fucked or they’ve realized that his life is so sad that they’d feel bad kicking the guy when he’s down.

I feel for the little guy so I won’t tar and feather him too badly but sometimes you’ve just gotta call a spade, a spade; this motherfucker look stanky. Every motherfucker that has a thread here that look stanky are in fact to be found stanky objectively and that is not for no reason.

 

[Law]

Easier to just skip the constant reminder that one of the most important things to your identity and ego is disappearing fast.

Josh should get a sew-in. It would be so funny.