Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He has every single safety net in place that they would benefit greatly from, but the boy squanders it.
And look at him now. A mouth full of rotting teeth so he can't even eat hot food, basically no real friends, living in a shithole, brain-damaged, going to die alone. I mean imagine your life sucking so much you're jealous of all that.
 
That might as well be a kitchen full of can openers.
Story of the BOY's life.

Cobras life is the monkey paw/ genies wish/ twilight zone episode, etc.

It would just be him going about his day looking awesome in his view until we get a glimpse of his reflection in a mirror. Was a legit 'fan art'' on the subreddit of him seeing himself in the mirror as this muscular bearded man but the actual view was him with his stringy hair, pouty lips, and gollum like appearance.
 
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Now that's a gof as fuck mouth.
 
What do we think cobes smells like?
Week-old booze, burning cigarettes, jizz, old sweat because he never showers, whatever the hell Tactical Soap smells like, maybe whatever he ate last depending on how recently he ate.
Yeah, just kidding. We all know that goth guy smells good.
(Has anyone in the thread tested Tactical Soap? I'm willing to if we have no record of it.)
 
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It’s fucking weird how many people have met him in real life and say he doesn't smell bad. I refuse to believe it, but I can think of at least 3 different people who have said that including homeboy aaron (RIP). Can it really be true, or is it people trying to stay in Josh's good graces by not talking shit about him?
His rotten/infected teeth alone would make his breath smell like a corpse.

Maybe it’s all the Tactical Soap he wipes on his clothes that masks his odor?
 
Its fucking weird how many people have met him in real life and say he doesn't smell bad. I refuse to believe it, but I can think of at least 3 different people who have said that including homeboy aaron (RIP). Can it really be true, or is it people trying to stay in Josh's good graces by not talking shit about him?
They never say he doesn't smell bad. They say he doesn't smell "THAT bad".

Instead of smelling like a diaper full of curry shits and burnt hair like you would expect, those who experience his full gothic bad boy glory say he smells more like an ashtray and play dough.
 
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